People will mix egg, flour, breadcrumbs, and meat; then call it a "burger patty".

Fortunately there are no such "people" here

the fuck is that goop?

>>21472871 (OP)
Gorgon Ramaswamy puts eggs in his patties.

>>21472871 (OP)
OP you posted bare bones frikadellen.
The result is by definition a burger patty by virtue of the meat used here is ground beef, and is shaped into patties.
It's missing spices and chopped onion at the very least. I make mine with minced garlic and shredded carrots too.

If you put this on a bun, it's a frikadellen sandwich, even if there's also lettuce, tomato, pickles, fries or whatever else you put on a burger. If you scoop roll it into balls they're meatballs. If you mold it into a log it's meatloaf. The only difference is most people add pork of some kind into the mix.

I suggest you shut up, stop being a retard, and reheat your frozen burger patties how you like. Leave cooking to neurotypicals with working imaginations

>>21472871 (OP)
You're right. I don't put flour in it.

>>21472871 (OP)
Ja/ck/ made a burger like This once

>>21473061
and then he had another stroke.

>>21473070
He blames the strokes on artificial sweeteners

people will tongue my anus, then call me a "nigger"

>>21472871 (OP)
that's for either meatloaf or some variants of hamburger steak, which is a hamburger patty in the latter case.
>hamburger
ground meat
>patty
round or oval shaped object

>>21472874
ground up corpses and sperms

>>21473128
Are these "people" in the room right now, tonguing my anus?