I made a lasagna last might and I added 6 toes of garlic and my god the gas I had later in bed was outer wordly. I kinda wanna recreate this moment so i'm wondering what other foods can I use? I love garlic, onion, cheese and tomatoes it really makes my asshole rip. Sometimes I hold them in extra long just so they become more kino when I finally let them out.
>>21473189I mean cloves
In my country we call them toes for some reason
>>21473180 (OP)Why do you think farts can be kino? It stinks and it's uncomfortable
>>21473180 (OP)Chili. Garlic, onions, and tomatoes all go in it, and you can add shredded cheese to your bowl after it's done.
for me it's red lentils. absolutely vile. i go through the motions of adding onion, garlic, peppers, cumin, paprika, tomato paste, etc. but it doesn't seem to change the outcome versus regular rend lentils in plain salt water. either way i feel like a fucking blimp when the gut flora digestion bill is due and i release the lengthiest, most voluminous feeling gas expulsions afterwards and they just smell like red lentils.
>>21473180 (OP)Ayoo this nigga dont know about beans
bread
pretzels, beer, bagels, etc
if i cut carbs in my diet for a while and then reintroduce them i will fart hundreds of times in a day. some of this could be from swallowing air while scarfing these bread products down, but i still believe that farts are caused by carbs
>>21473419also beans, lots of beans
