Thread 21473711

what do you do in this situation?

>>21473711 (OP)
cram of course

Buy a hotdog somewhere else

>>21473711 (OP)
Get two

gas stations often have wonderbread, which works fine

I wish they sold corn dogs in more gas stations.

>>21473742
Yeah but it's like $10 a loaf, fuck that

>>21473751
this is how they get you
my move is to walk in there with my own buns and i tell them that they have to put these on the rollers to heat them up nice or somebody is going to die today

>>21473711 (OP)
just deepthroat that shit mah niggy

I take out my pocket knife and hack my dick off. Then I place it on the rollers and leave.

>>21473711 (OP)
>711
lmao
also who the fuck buys convenience store dawgs, dawg?

>>21473711 (OP)
get two more dogs and use them as buns

>>21473711 (OP)
looks like we're gonna be rawdogging it.

>>21473711 (OP)
take a shit on the steam roller and tell the jannie to clean it up

As a customer, ask why the fuck they don't open a bag of wybred and offer a small discount for the inconvenience. As a manager, open a bag of wybred and offer a small discount for the inconvenience. As an employee, ask the manager if we should open a bag of wybred and offer a discount for the inconvenience.
>>21473833
While I was in college, I used to buy the roller hamburgers but I think they don't exist anymore. They were actually pretty fucking good for utter garbage, surprisingly enough. Also, I'd make myself some iced coffee. My specific Sev sold coffee bags like most others would tea and i would get a bag, brew it with a quarter the water necessary so it would be strong while they get my burgerdog, add toppings to my burgerdog then get a cup of ice and pour the coffee over it. Cream, no sugar.

>>21473734
NANANANANANANNANANANANANAKKIMUKI

>>21473819
I eventually realized you were just answering the question in the same tense in which it was posed.
But at first, in isolation, it read more like a routine response to a situation you've encountered before, prompting me to wonder how many times it's happened, and what that would imply about your anatomy.

I'd assault the indian running the place

>>21473711 (OP)
i'm just gonna cram it anyway, what do i need a bun for?

open a bag of wybred and offer a small discount for the inconvenience

Mac and cheese or a deli roll with double dogs double toppings. Or sliced bread flattened and rolled with cheese.

>>21473880
this post gave me autism

>>21473734
PERKELE SPURDÖ SPÄRDE

>>21473711 (OP)
Buy twinkies and cram (dogs into twinkies)

Put up a sign.

>>21473819
Now imagining that the rollers are filled with dicks instead of hotdogs. Hmm. There may be a short story in this.

the cheeseburger big bite is where it's at. so much so that it's worth using your own bun if they don't have any. top with ketchup and chili

>>21473734
:DDDDD

>>21475749
Is it even still available? I don't go to Sev much anymore but every time I've gone in the last decade+, they've not had any

>>21473714
Get a corndog

>>21474230
that grammar is infuriating, did a toddler wrote this? Bojangles employs toddlers?

>>21475774
PRÖÖÖT

>>21475811
probably a choice by the manager there. they've always been available

>>21475834
That's just how black people talk. Especially in the south

>>21475862
people say "we is out"? I find that hard to believe, it doesn't even make sense. My guess is someone who doesn't speak English very well wrote that sign, maybe a international student or something.

>>21475867
Foreigners don't use that kind of grammar. Southerners do.

>>21473734
correct answer

>>21475878
>source trust me bro

>>21475867
they're more likely to say "we out" and omit the is/are entirely

>>21475867
that's called AAVE and apparently it's "valid" english

Oh no what shall I do without the useless carbs

>>21473711 (OP)
walk by the cooler and discreetly open up a bag of wonderbread and grab a slice or two

The indian convenience shithole near me takes the unsold hot dogs off the rollers at around 6PM and puts them back on around 6AM

>>21476424
>A minor inconvenience? better resort to petty theft!
Show hands

>>21476419
They’re far from useless.

>>21475834
>did a toddler wrote this
>>21475867
>a international
please study English for two more years before you criticize anyone else saar

>>21473711 (OP)
well I'm in that situation right now, I offered to just eat it on a hamburger bun or bread but one of us just decided to the store to pick up some buns. It'll rain before the buns get here.

>>21473880
He grow regrow grow dicks. Like a Chamillionaire but dicks. A dick productuonist.

>>21475867
>>21475900
it's common in the south white or black to use "is" instead of "are", it's just using an incorrect conjugation of the verb. Nothing that strange linguistically.

>>21476943
Oh I thought this was a grill at first, not a roller at the circle k

see if they have uncrustables

>>21473711 (OP)
Find out your parents address and destroy you and your entire family for being a worthless piece of shit.

>>21473711 (OP)
ask to learn more about this protest

>>21476976
Are you okay?

>>21476950
>7rewards
>Circle K

>>21475813
You mean a cramdog.

>>21476976
ya buns do make the dog

>>21473711 (OP)
This happened to me last month. I had some leftover hamburger buns so I just used those.

Eat 4 bareback hotdogs in a row

Drop trow, put a dawg between my ass cheeks and do a handstand while screaming THIS IS WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

>>21473810
Nigga I can't stop laughing

>>21473711 (OP)
I trash the store in a tantrum people will share on the Tiktoks for a few minutes.