Thread 21474013 - /ck/ [Archived: 585 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:06:41 PM No.21474013
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>family BBQ with my uncles and grandpa
>"hey uncle, did you know that searing doesn't trap the juices?"
>uncles and father laugh at me
>grandpa starts ranting about how ignorant my generation is
fuck you /ck/
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:08:53 PM No.21474014
you have a better chance at convincing a fish to fly than you do teaching a single fucking thing to a boomer
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:10:07 PM No.21474016
the real blackpill is knowing that all of the stupid urban legends and forum truths that are blindly accepted as correct today, no matter if they get disproven in the future, will get baked into LLMs which will be the sole arbiter of truth and falsehood not long from now. as long as seems "true enough" where there isn't a widespread catastrophic failure of some kind, we're marching into a future of mostly true sloppa where you'll be bullied by your brain implants into just doing whatever some retard on reddit posted between 2019 and 2025
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:10:31 PM No.21474017
>>21474013 (OP)
they're all old just beat them up
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:09:16 PM No.21474121
>>21474013 (OP)
You sound like a faggot. No wonder they made fun of you.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:59:20 AM No.21474835
>>21474013 (OP)
Boomers can't die off fast enough. 10 more years of shit.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:06:24 AM No.21474850
>>21474013 (OP)
If I were in his shoes having a nice annual family barbecue the last thing I'd want to happen is some faggot half black nephew of a second cousin come up to me and say "um ackshually you're doing it wrong" no matter how good I was cooking it so you probably got what you deserved.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:11:35 AM No.21474858
>>21474013 (OP)
Searing makes it takes better. That's all that matters.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:18:23 AM No.21474866
>>21474013 (OP)
Because it's not about "trapping the juices" and I don't know why you would ever think that. It's about the maillard reaction. It's really that simple.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:21:42 AM No.21474869
>>21474866
what do ducks have to do with searing steak
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:30:42 AM No.21474988
>>21474869
>he lacks the necessary knowledge related to the topic at hand
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:47:41 AM No.21475017
>>21474013 (OP)
so call him an ignorant old asshole
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:17:16 AM No.21475083
>>21474013 (OP)
Ask them if they put oil in boiling water to cook pasta
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:30:51 AM No.21475115
>>21474017
This. You should punish them and teach them to show you respect
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:36:19 AM No.21475122
my aunt said i look like a grown man today after she hugged me and dad gave me an angry look
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:41:24 AM No.21475135
>>21474013 (OP)
You're either underage or autistic. The sear makes it taste better and for 99% of people it's not necessary to know or care precisely how that works. The fact of the matter is that it's annoying to have some little twerp walk up and squeak out "UHM ACKSHULLY" apropos of nothing.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:05:55 AM No.21475169
>>21474013 (OP)
Based zoomer uncles putting zoomoid faggot OP in his place.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:30:28 AM No.21475202
>>21474988
You sound like the sort of person who random waddles up to people and starts going "um, actually *adjusts glasses* searing doesn't..."
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:39:18 AM No.21475210
>>21474016
just prompt the AI to show you the source or restrict the answer to actual bromatology findings
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:43:33 AM No.21475218
>>21475210
You say that like they don't make that shit up as well.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:36:30 AM No.21475280
>>21475135
Keep wasting your time searing for "flavor"
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:42:18 AM No.21475380
>>21475280
this, it's like confucius said, flavor numbs the taste
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:42:54 AM No.21475467
>>21474988
was just making a joke bud