my roommate bought some from some weird southern specialty store (we're in the northeast) but I haven't tried it yet

>>21476031 (OP)
It's fucking disgusting like 90% of southern "cuisine". Just slather everything in mayonnaise and dig in.

Sometimes it's really nasty sometimes it's good

>>21476031 (OP)
>Mike Ehrmantraut is monitoring this thread

>>21476031 (OP)
He doesn't want to engage in intercourse with you

it gets mogged by almost any other dip

>>21476515
What?

>>21476569
Your roommate doesn't harbor the same sexual desires and dreams of cohabiting as you do

>>21476576
Cool. How is that relevant to pimento cheese?

>>21476591
It'd irrelevant. However I'm trying to let you down gently as I know there's heartbreak afoot. Someone needed to say the hard words.

>>21476597
Anyway, let's hear your thoughts on pimento cheese.

>>21476608
It's a versatile dish, often enjoyed on crackers, vegetables, sandwiches, or as a condiment. Your roomie used it as a lubricant when he wanted me to fill him in. He told me not to tell anybody (oopsie)

>>21476031 (OP)
What do you even use this for? Just sandwiches and crackers? Doesn’t seem like it would be good on pizza.

>>21476031 (OP)
It's alright. It's good heated up as like a cheese dip, or cold and spread on crackers. I can see it being something one would get nostalgic about if you had it as a kid, but it's not mind blowing.

>>21476576
95% of men are bisexual
5% of men are gay
if your roommate isn't into you - it's cuz you are not his type - not that he is "straight" - that shit ain't real

>>21476031 (OP)
It's better if it's made fresh and not with Sneed oils. Pawleys islands used to be a good brand you could get everywhere but the quality has slipped. From the packaging that looks like it'll be good.

>>21476859
Ahh, that sort of bullshit attempt at indoctrination

>>21476031 (OP)
You should seek shock therapy if you're eTing grass

>>21476031 (OP)
>but I haven't tried it yet
I really don’t know what sort of retardation is stopping you, but an easy answer to you question can be found by just fucking trying some.

>>21478376
I alteady gave the easy answer, thats shock therapy

All I know is that when Mike generously offers you a pimento cheese sandwich, you damn well take it.

>>21476031 (OP)
I tried some not long ago, was surprised to find out it’s just bits of unmelted shredded cheese mixed with mayo and pimento

>>21478361
Nadine's is still good but I don't know if they are available outside of the southeast.

>>21480079

>>21476031 (OP)
I hear pimento cheese makes a good shooting target

>>21476031 (OP)
It's great on burgers. Deeply rich creamy texture, and nuanced flavors, to dress up the canvas of ground beef.

I love it. But it's weird by itself, or with something bland like a saltine. It's too strong. Needs a burger to stand with. Ever put a slice of cheese on a burger and barely notice it? But on a cracker or by itself it's good? Pimento is the opposite. It's delicious.

Chikfila's pimento honey sandwich was actually genius.

>>21476031 (OP)
>southern specialty store
The what? This isn’t actually a thing, right?

>>21480712
https://www.yelp.com/biz/st-and-m-country-store-brooklyn

>>21480717
I think New Yorkers are literally brain damaged, holy shit.

>>21480728
What's wrong with a store full of stuff that you can't easily get in that region? That's the whole point of a specialty store and they're not unique to New York. Touch grass.

>>21480732
I can almost guarantee you that 99% of what’s sold there is not ‘hard to find’. People go there for the experience, not out of necessity.

>>21480738
So your rebuttal is just some shit you made up in your head. "Can almost guarantee" haha go outsiiiiide for god's sake

>>21480742
My evidence is I’ve been to NYC many times, I know how these people work. These are people who think they invented the breakfast sandwich and the only place you can possibly get them bodegas. Brain damage.

>>21480753
>My evidence is I’ve been to NYC many times
Sure you have, buddy

>>21476608
it doesn't taste that great and it's extremely bad for you

>>21480763
>no defense
Great, glad we got that out of the way

>>21480857
You can claim you've been anywhere. I can claim I've been to Antarctica. Doesn't mean it's true

>>21476031 (OP)
if it's GOOD it's good,, 90% of what you find is NOT good. Just looking at what you got i'm gonna err on the side of "dogshit".

The problem is, and this goes for 99% of southern things, is it's too fucking sweet. It's disugstingly, cloyingly sweet like they made it out of fucking miracle whip.

t. I live in South Carolina where they make this shit.

>>21480712
>>21480717
>>21480728
It ain't just New York. The 'South' has long positioned itself as a sort of brand, implying implications that southern products are more 'rustic' and 'cottage made'. Which is of course, bullshit. But you see this all over America - even in the south itself where they love to huff their own supply. Fuck man, the entire Cracker Barrel franchise exists based on this fiction. Do you not remember those old 'Pace' salsa commercials? I guess that shits old for Gen Z.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbp9UrwC-mI&list=PL4G-E46Ln62vfLtrLqvWoQcgx8oFpdoFf