Does a man need anything else?

some bacon and maybe fruit wouldn't hurt

>>21476082 (OP)
Uhh, semen, mango and distilled excrement? Hmm probably need something else, dickshitter

You need fiber in your diet or you're gonna have diarrhea

>>21476094
You need to shut the fuck up.

I need some eggs that were cooked properly at least. Those look like shit.

you cant scramble eggs for shit

>>21476082 (OP)
a man, yes. you, no.

>>21476774
>>21476861
My wife made them for me and you're being rude.

>>21477109
i've been making scrambled eggs almost every day since i was like 4

>>21476082 (OP)
Coffee is for women and fags.

>>21477123
youre american arentt you

>>21477123
It's tea.

>>21476082 (OP)
Pretty cozy bregfast, but I wouldn’t say no to some toast.

>>21477119
Only 5 more years of it and you’ll finally be able to start your training in the fine art of placing fish on rice

>>21476094
lol retard

>>21476082 (OP)
When was the last time you felt happiness?

>>21476082 (OP)
A woman to share his meals with.

>>21477109
your wife is giving a hint that you need to lose weight

>>21476082 (OP)
yeah I need cock

>>21477757
April 1945

>>21478143
based. i loved when hitler blew his brains out too

>>21478160
Reveling in the death of a human being, how revolting of a character you are

>>21477109
>and you're being rude.

>>21478164
cry more incel lmao

>>21476082 (OP)
eggs are soy. i'd rather have a plate of steak and potato. maybe with a side of bacon.