>le reddit ragebaiterino thread xDDdD
but anyway, I exclusively cook bacon on a sheet pan, put into the oven while it's still off.
you gotta tweak it a little bit depending on the thickness of your bacon and the power of your oven, but typically if I set it to 425°F, the bacon's done when the oven's finished preheating.

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If you drink an entire bottle of vodka and then drop your toasted sandwich on the floor which you spent 30 minutes making for every guest in front of your gfs family you can just rinse off the dog hair under the sink and eat it in front of them. Great party trick, you won't even remember it the next day

>>21476246 (OP)
Smoke a blunt and get the munchies

>>21476246 (OP)
I like putting a little spoon of Chinese shrimp paste in my Italian meatballs. It makes them so intensely meaty.

Also adding a packet of unflavored gelatin will make them juicier.

Totino's party pizzas take exactly one Robot Chicken episode of time to cook all the way through, but I let two episodes play before I take it out because I like em crispy