How does this look for a cute breakfast?

>>21476326 (OP)
Thats like 2300 calories of food

>>21476328
You're not supposed to eat the table

Those sausages look like the cock of young man who just got off a cougar cruise.

>>21476326 (OP)
That's like 1300 calories of food

>>21476326 (OP)
Looks girly, which I think was your goal, so congrats.

>Breakfast
>Six eggs scrambled with cheddar cheese
>Two 8 oz ribeye
>One and a half pound of scattered hash browns covered with cheese
>6 slices of texas toast
>4 cups of black coffee

Still my personal record for biggest meal consumed. Worked a 36 hour shift with no breaks, stopped at a greasy spoon that offered free meal refills as much as you can eat provided you ate all the previous meal

I didn't eat the third steak. Took it home for when I woke up 16 hours later.

Sorry, just saw your girly meal and reminded me of the manliest meal I ever had.

>>21476349
wow, you're so masculine and secure in yourself

>>21476352
God damn, I want a bucket of bacon right now. I want to get my hands covered in that slimey fat and use it as lube so I cure your twink innards with my pork stinked rod.

>>21476349
>I am le manly fatass with big manly breasts and the ass of an old woman
>>21476360
>also I'm a faggot
Zamn

>>21476360
for me, it's owning guns and watching right wing grifter youtubers

>>21476363
The greatest thinkers of our time

a lot of crashing out in this thread lol this country is so cooked

>>21476326 (OP)
AI pic. They must have typed third world breakfast as a prompt.

>>21476326 (OP)
No one says "cute" on this board

>>21476483
I say "cute" all the time

>>21476326 (OP)
Looks like absolute filth

>>21476326 (OP)
ive never eaten a plate before

>>21476326 (OP)
Are you eating the plant too

>>21476473
>AI pic
What tipped you off, dipshit?

>>21476326 (OP)
It looks super cute!

>>21476326 (OP)
now that's a fembussy power breakfast

>>21476326 (OP)
Not as cute as your bussy. Now post pics.