>>21476430 (OP)
>no ketchup
fail

>>21476430 (OP)
>all that effort just to replace a squirt bottle
sometimes the smartest people are also the dumbest

>>21476456
Or they could just find it fun to build things

>>21476430 (OP)
Ok but how do you clean it?

>>21476512
It only comes into contact with glizzy and mustard. Neither of which are capable of rotting or growing mold.

It needs to be cleaned as often as an kettle.

>>21476523
>spoken like a true gloryhole conoisseur

no mustard, please

>>21476564
Coming right up.

I like the fact that it makes a mess and you have to catch the remaining drizzle with a plate

>>21476456
Being able to make something like this has jack shit to do with "being smart"

>>21476523
I have, actually, seen a mouldy hotdog. I bought some from the butcher's, forgot about them in the back of the fridge and opened the paper wrapping after I didn't know how much time passed. They did smell but they were fuzzy with mould.

No more glizzies, only Hot Burgers.

>>21476573
I wish there was a restaurant where you could order food that women shoved up their pussys and buttholes. You would probably have to sign a waiver in case you got sick, but I would eat there

>>21476430 (OP)
this guy probably spent $80 on it but if you wanted to achieve the same effect commercially it'd cost $30k

>>21478179
Maybe if it was made in America. You can get a Chinese egg machine off Alibaba for $1500. If they got a hotdog machine it's probably a great deal.

>>21478191
economics of scale

>>21476475
They're doing this shit for tik tok views.

>>21478201
>before tiktok hobbies didn't exist
>now only fake hobbies exist to farm tiktok engagement

>>21478215
correctt

>>21478167
does he have a nerve condition? why is he constantly moving? at least mj fox is covering up for parkinsons

>>21478227
He's staring in a tiktok movie. It's important to be expressive so the audience doesn't get bored.
Top tier hollywood actors that were trained in stage acting know what's up.

>>21478231
why doesnt he just put some subway surfers on the side of the screen

>>21478234
Tall aspect ratio. Blame steve jobs for that.

>>21478241
when will the gobberment stop his sinful hand

>>21476430 (OP)
Suburban gloryholes, not even once

>>21478167
>mickey mouse table cloth
I have no idea what sort of aura this creature is trying to project

>>21478354
God already took care of it be giving him AIDS.

>>21478369
he works in mysterious ways

>>21478369
chat is this real

>>21476430 (OP)
The product no one was waiting for.

>>21476475
Fuck you. You have to defend everything.

>>21476573
What kind of weird compulsion is this?? I hope she was jailed and publicly exposed for this. I hope she's permanently unhireable.

>>21478241
You must choose to film in vertical, zoomer. There are other options.

>>21478990
"chat" is not here waiting for you to ask. You're typing that into the wrong area.

>>21479008
>we did it reddit! we solved vertical video!

>>21476573
>doesn't smell it after taking it out
That's how you know it was a female doing that shit. Any man would have immediately smelled it after taking it out.

>>21479028
This.

>>21478177
Imagine the smell of not only that restaurant but also its customers.

>>21476573
Always wondered, presuming this isn't a set up video, was this for someone she liked or didn't? Or was it just impulsive. Like squeezing paper towel rolls.

>>21479086
Pretty sure it was for someone she liked.
Unless she put it in her butt hole, then its 50:50.

>>21479086
It was probably for someone she wanted. Women unironically believe in shit like love potions and witchcraft and these usually involve menstrual blood and vaginal discharge as ingredients in their rituals.

>>21476438
gotta be 18 to post here kid