Does big tits on a bitch ensure that she cooks good?

>>21476625 (OP)
White women all stopped cooking in the 50s.

>>21476625 (OP)
no, it just ensures they have big tits.

>>21476627
>White women all stopped cooking in the 50s.
Thank god for that.

>>21476625 (OP)
her boobs are burned :(

>>21476625 (OP)
Yes, and it also works the other way around. The better a woman gets at cooking, the bigger her breasts grow. Straight up science

>>21476625 (OP)
She overcooked her own tits and you think she knows her way around a kitchen?

>>21476625 (OP)
It's funny that no matter how sexy a woman is, the moment she tries to ACT sexy I just wanna punch her in the face and tell her to knock it the fuck off.

She really should apply sunscreen, shes dancing with the devil, breast cancer rates have skyrocketed

>>21476625 (OP)
is this a famous chef? what is her name?

>>21476678
It took her ten years to make the shrimp omelet

>>21476672
same, don't get me started when they do the hentai silly face

>>21476625 (OP)
>Does big tits on a bitch ensure that she cooks good?
No, it ensures she will marry a rich dude of her choosing who will take her out to dinner all the time or maybe even have a live-in chef who will cook and fuck her while the husband is away at work

>>21476660
True.
It's all the good cooking molecules feeding the breasts.
It's all written in the Science Journal of Understranding. Fact.

>>21476625 (OP)
Opposite it means shes used to getting free shit

>>21476684
I actually can put up with the ones doing the ahego face better than I do with the ones trying to be generically sexy.
I think it's because I just discard ahego as a dumb fuck meme, and basically disregard the person doing it.

But when they're trying this "sultry" look, there's just this expression in their eyes that infuriates the fuck out of me.
It's like this combination of vapid, stupid, and arrogant and it genuinely sets my temper off.
I just genuinely want to knock them down a few pegs.