Thread 21478488

Picklesisters, what have they been feeding us?

I will not eat ze picklebugs, Mt.Oilive!

Looks like a bug got in the bottle during processing. Who cares? Waste of a thread.

>>21478488 (OP)
i don't know how to tell you this, but cucumbers grow outside. that's where the bugs are.

>>21478488 (OP)
Those arent grillos pickles and youll go to hell for not having them

>>21478488 (OP)
I've been feeding my pickle to your sister for a while now

just diy you lazy fuck

>>21478494
>its just a bug. Who cares?
You know who cares? GOD.
>Don’t eat insects that have wings and walk on all four feet; they also are to be hated.
>t. GOD, Leviticus 11:20

>>21478500
>Those arent grillos pickles
thank god

I ran out of pickles and was debating on getting mt. olive,
I could care less about the bee, but aren't they not as crisp as vlassic?
it's been a while since I bought mt. olive and I think that's why I stopped
honestly I want the gallon glass jar where vlassic comes in an 80 oz or some shit.
but I don't want a gallon of soft pickles

>>21478502
Home made pickles have even more bugs because they're not subject to FDA regulations or inspection.

>>21478525
how fucking retarded of an american golem do you have to be to believe that

that bug looks very cramable

>>21478534
Rent free.
You are a Godless EU serf. You will never be American. You will never be saved and go to heaven. You will never have human rights, guns, or sovereignty. You will always be a forever poor slave of unelected bureaucrats.

>>21478575
get laid

>>21478525
>they're not subject to FDA regulations or inspection

Good. That means the person doing the bottling isn't relying on a machine, and is instead eyeing every jar. A hopeless dumbass is what you are. I hope you're a bot.

>>21478576
dilate

>>21478498
I don't know how to tell you this, but I expect vegetables prior to canning are cleaned of dirt and pests

>>21478488 (OP)
>look at this
>keeps moving it around

>>21478503
So don't fucking eat it?

>>21478609
Can't eat any of the pickles now, they're contaminated and no longer kosher. Stop pretending like this isn't a big deal.

>>21478614
>Can't eat any of the pickles now
Yeah no shit, why would you even want to? You get a replacement jar that isn't fucked up and throw away the one that managed to get a bug in it.

>>21478616
Bruh, you think that just affects one jar? The entire production line is contaminated. That bug was fermenting in a giant vat containing thousands of jars worth of pickles.

>>21478503
Did God forget that insects have 6 legs?

>>21478631
>dId yHwH fOrGeT mEn ArEnT sUpPoSed To HaVe FoReSkInS?
stfu

This is a pickle thread and I WILL NOT EAT ZE BUGS.

>>21478625
What I would give to eat a pickle directly out of the pickle vat

>>21478594
the swarthy ones aren't exactly known for their thoughtfulness

Americans have B12 shortages because they sterilise all their food before eating it.

>>21478488 (OP)
I'm pretty sure that's a Jerusalem cricket, so it's still kosher

>>21478923
looks more like a moon cricket to me

>>21478591
they are, but occasionally one slips through the cracks. it's inevitable on a massive industrial production, this is one jar out of however hundreds of millions of jars of pickles are produced every year. it's also only one bug. if they weren't cleaned, there would likely be several bugs in a jar.
>>21478625
what do you mean "contaminated"? do you think the bug is going to give you a disease? newsflash, there are insect parts in nearly everything you eat. this bug in particular has been sterilized by the pickling measure. it's of no harm to anybody, you could eat it.
grow up.

>>21478591
>>21478935
There are strict regulations and protocols. I'm not sure what the pickle protocol is, but for mushrooms you can't have more than 20 maggots per 15 grams of mushrooms, only 5 maggots if they're >2mm in length, plus 75 mites.

>>21478935
>what do you mean "contaminated"? do you think the bug is going to give you a disease?

Contaminated according to Torah dietary law, see >>21478503 for the relevant passage from Leviticus.

Those are supposed to be kosher pickles. They're not kosher if they've been soaking with bugs.

If you made a meat and vegetable stew, then picked out the meaty bits after, would that stew then be vegan? Of course not.

Those pickles, and all the sister pickles that came out of that factory, are contaminated and not kosher.

>>21478503
>Leviticus
Go away kike, the old laws have been abolished.
Matthew 15:11

>>21478986
>the old laws have been abolished.
Biblically illiterate.
>Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.
>t. Jesus, Matthew 5:17

>>21478535
Just imagine if it was a firefly aka lightning bug and the light coming out of yout ass, youd have san francisco following you around

>>21478488 (OP)
Keep moving the jar around. Show us the bottom and all sides. Not just the insect.

>>21478591
>canning
That's a jar, anon.

>>21478525
Thzts silly, given their past history nobody in their right mind trusts the fda

>>21478488 (OP)
Clrarly "they" have been you shit meant for animals trained and meant to kept in s
N some zoo

>>21479052
>been eating pickles all my life
>nary a bug
>Trump cuts $1 billion from the FDA and fires thousands of health and safety workers
>suddenly bugs

>>21479069
That's a budget thing so departments and agencys can pretend how important they are

>>21478958
>me dropping 1 drop of chicken stew into the 30 metric tons vat of kosher salt and damning the entire US population of jews to hell

>>21479069
blumpf derangement syndrome

>>21480461
bootlicking pedo lover

>look at this
>shakes it like a spastic retard

obviously fake, a sensor would have caught something so obvious

>>21480854
watch some PBS documentaries nigga