For me, it's refried beans.

>>21479747 (OP)
How about I fistmaxx your face u little degenerate?

>>21479747 (OP)
>get a can of choona packed in oil
>pour the oil into a skillet
>sautee the oil with a shitton of garlic, like 5 cloves worth, and a couple fillets of anchovy
>boil some posta in salted water
>finish the pasta in the garlic oil and dump the tuna in and toss

This will invariably give you Hindenburg-tier gas for at least 16 hours. Bonus points if you go to bed drunk, you will wake yourself up in distress from your own toxic gas

>>21479747 (OP)
tuna with mayo and hard boiled eggs

>>21479747 (OP)
i ate chips and guac and fruit salad at a cookout yesterday and i've been blasting noxious gas out of my anus for 24 hours

>>21479747 (OP)
"I had beans and broccoli for dinner and I washed them down with some crab cakes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB_4MNCjOP8

I don't get noticeable gas anymore since I quit most carbs. Avocados seem to do it every time though. I didn't know that was a thing. Maybe it isn't.

>>21479747 (OP)
i love refried beans like you wouldnt believe

beans are the go to, but some sleepers people don't normally mention are cauliflower, cabbage, and mushrooms as well. this is for the volume of brap, not necessarily the stink (which many posters in this thread have focused on)

tuna, egg, and broccoli are great for stink, but if you eat them adjacently with the foods mentioned above, you will blast a nuclear cloud of tear gas. some other top stinkers you could include might be dairy, beer (will wet the brap as well), and asparagus (doubles as piss stinker along with the fish)

i made some egg, ham and onions earlier and holy shit my farts have been ferocious

honestly i bet the spongebob sundae would make some awful brap. it was like ketchup, onions, and old peanuts

>>21479747 (OP)
for me it's clif

I wanna smell your braps, fartbros.

>>21479747 (OP)
for me its the stroopwafel mcflurry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3paMdjFvjZ0&t=104s

>>21479747 (OP)
For me it's pic related

Once made bet that I could clean out an entire bed and chase my gf out of bed and into the streets. I won. Mussels and white beans in vinegar lads.

White castle and Beer. 6.8 seconds was my longest recorded fart, though I know I've beat that laying half asleep in my bed.

>>21482849
white castle makes me fart something fierce

>>21482501
kek

>>21482814
>Mussels and white beans in vinegar
devious