I've been browsing /ck/ for years and still can't cook. What's the solution to this?

>>21480412 (OP)
What cant you cook?

>>21480412 (OP)
You need to elucidate on what you've fuvkdd up on and also what knowledge from here that you've garnered

>>21480412 (OP)
>What's the solution to this?
A brine solution
No cooking req'd just marinating

what cooking books or foodtubers did you watch

>>21480420
I'm not good at seasoning or cutting or cooking
>>21480431
None

>>21480412 (OP)
Sucking mad dicks fool

eat food that doesn't require cooking

>>21480412 (OP)
>I've been browsing /ck/ for years
You don't as you would know the solution for that issue is the McChicken.

Do people really not know how to press a button on the microwave until it's warm. You can probably take microwave cooking classes at your local community colleges continuing education department or outside many military bases.

>>21480412 (OP)
Even experienced cooks get it wrong now and again. I've scorched salmon too on a number of occasions. The pan was a bit too hot so the skin browned too much and the inside was still raw. It's not a deal breaker. I just put it in the microwave defrost function for a couple of minutes and it's fine. I actually like it slightly undercooked on top because I prefer the texture to be flaking apart and succulent rather than very firm. I keep it skin side down the whole time then plate, deglace and pour the hot juices around the base to cook it just right for my taste

>>21480412 (OP)
stop browsing /ck/ and go to an actual source of knowledge

>>21480412 (OP)
How can you not cook? Fucking retard.

>>21480639
That's salmon? I seriously thought it was a slab of uncut bacon.

Browsing /ck/ to learm how to cook is like browsing xitter to find reasonable nuanced opinions

>>21480639
Jfc. At least you ate it you impatient bear.

>>21480942
Try being a big man and not browsing either one you worthless piece of shit. If you don't then keep your stupid opinion to yourself asshole. Thanks.

>>21480981
There is no need to be upset

>>21481007
I'm not. I just like making fun of nerds like you.

>>21481014
At least I can cook

>>21480981
hey could you stop making such shitty aggro posts
idk why ck is so anti comfy
are you fatties on a diet browsing here?

>>21481018
>/ck/

>>21481022
The entirety of your post with your fedora-inducing words made my head hurt.

>>21481029
Try being a big man and not browsing it you worthless piece of shit. If you don't then keep your stupid opinion to yourself asshole. Thanks.

>>21480412 (OP)

Pick a recipe you want to learn and practice it over and over until

>>21480412 (OP)
You just need practice because theres so many elements you need to get familiar with. Every pan is different, every stove is different, every oven is different.. all spices(same ones) vary in their taste, produce, meat etc. all can be different each time you buy them. If you wanna bake, the flour can have different amount of moisture, your local humidity again can influence the recipe. No dish will taste the same every time, there will always be some variance that you need to adapt to. so cooking is a very dynamic thing that you just get a feel for after some time, you cannot learn it from books.
Jacques pepin has a basic technique series that you can watch on yt, i think ramsey has one too.. whatcha something like that to get the fundamentals down, after that its just picking a recipe and trying it out a couple of times.
It took me a while to find a balance in everything, but i found it with experimentation.. you need to be observant of everything, and try to vary your technique. What happens with more heath/less heath, more spices/less spices, more salt/less salt.. more time cooking/less time cooking.. how much pepper is enough, how much is not enough or too much..
Its good to understand what the point of certain procedures is so you understand what you are doing and trying to achieve and also what to expect.

>>21480412 (OP)
Look into different books about mastering whatever it ie you are trying to cook. You don't "learn to cook", you learn to cook specific things. Research flavor profiles of different ingredients and experiment.

>>21480420
Why tf would I jerk off to how things have gotten between me and my dad?

>>21480446
start with a childrens cook book.
work your way up to kattchaneru
https://www.youtube.com/@kattyanneru

I mean a burnt outside and undercooked inside suggests the heat is too high. Cook it at a lower temp for longer.