Charles is back in charge baby. Good enough pizza to seel without the branding. But it also has the brand to attract nostalgia seekers.


How did Charles do it?

>>21480652 (OP)
chuck e cheese was never about the pizza. even as a kid I realized that pizza was shit

>>21480652 (OP)
>Made with 100% real mozzarella
>Made with
Reminds me of Papa John's describing their cheese as "made from" mozzarella. Whatever it is, it's not just cheese.

The same way Walmart did it, by catering to trash.

>>21480652 (OP)
Only americans need a "not ready to eat, cook thoroughly" warning on a frozen product box.

Also what the fuck is that arbitrary switch between metric and imperial system? The fuck is an OZ? The wizard of OZ?

>>21480733
Wrong again

>>21480745
it stands for Overly Zealous kinda like your obsession with everything American

>>21480746
Huh. That doesn't look much like what you get at the actual Chuck E Cheese, I must say.

>>21480745
>AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS

>>21480652 (OP)
I want to eat the mouse.

>>21480746
i love it when the artificial ingredients in my za warp from the heat thats required to cook it! excellent!!

>>21480652 (OP)
Even the biggest man children on this site know to avoid that shit.

>>21480746
When I was a child the pizza used to be flat

>>21480733
Statement of a rapist

>>21480652 (OP)
what the fuck
could they not afford to hire a decent food photographer?

It wasn't bad but it was thoroughly unremarkable. Would not buy again.

>>21480733
You have no taste

>>21480888
Unfortunately the photographer is an attention whoring Walmart employee. Before you have a hissy fit, yes, I do realize you meant the pizza box asswipe.

>>21480902
no I meant the pizza on the box

>>21480912
Yeah no shit. Learn to read.

>>21480928
No not the box that's not food. I meant the picture of the pizza that's on the front of the box. The photographer didn't do a very good job.

>>21480939
He just wanted the mouse to say cheese

>>21480733
Dumb gorilla nigger knuckle dragging fuck face.

>>21480746
How much of that did you eat?

>>21481020
All of it leftovers are annoying

>>21481026
>all of it
Yikes. The front of the box shows the calories and sodium for the recommended serving size of 1/4 of that tiny ‘za.
>1/4 ‘za is 320 calories
>1/4 ‘za has 710 mg of sodium
>1/4 ‘za has 35% of daily saturated fat
I hope that’s all you ate today.

>>21480997
Relax, would ya? I was just kidding with ya. Just breaking your balls a bit. Wassa the matter with you?

>>21480779
now melts!

>>21480766
I live less than half a mile from a Charles Entertainment's and I've always wondered if it would be worth picking up a couple 'zas and maybe some sides. I think if I call it in for pickup it won't be too weird when I visit the restaurant. If they start asking too many questions I'll tell them I'm picking it up for my autistic little brother's birthday party

>>21480652 (OP)
I hate that new mascot design. It's not a creature that's respectable.

>>21481740
>Charles Entertainment
his real name is chucklebert von eggelschlorp cheesentien, he changed it to become famous, like bob dylan

>>21480652 (OP)
NoOooo CHarLes geT ouTTa mah HeaD

>>21481740
Can't you still order the ghost kitchen version for delivery?

>>21481740
They will know there is no party

>>21483655
They shut down the ghost kitchen operations back in March.

>>21483703
Oh well.

It looks like they still do Pasquallys, but only while your local restaurant is open. Might as well carry out to avoid the premium.

>>21483657
They party is in my mouth anon

>>21480652 (OP)
Chuckie sucks and touches little kids. Tranny

>>21480652 (OP)
everytime i went here it was cuz it was some relatives child birthday and it always sucked cuz the pizza is shit and theres a billion niggers

>>21481611
You anons, you go to far. No more talkin like dat >>21481740

>>21480745
An ounce is a measurement that countries capable of space flight use

>>21480774
Why do you get so weirdly asspained about people commenting on you?
The global hyperpower who the rest of us have to put up with?
Why is it surprising or odd to you?

>>21480745

>>21481330
>saturated fat is bad meme
actual brainlet

>>21480848
I can't go there anymore so maybe I am indeed coping.

>>21480745
ayyo dis dood boiling bout yall muricans

This is the first time I have ever seen people refer to him by his full name Charles and not Chuck E

>>21480652 (OP)
>2.84g of salt
bruh

>>21480766
I once went into one of these because I had a hankering to play old-school arcade games, and this was literally the only option within driving distance. The guy gave me a weird look when I asked if I could just come in and play the games. I played centipede for five minutes and then left because I felt really awkward

>>21480746
That pepperoni distribution is bullshit

>>21480745
>HAHA AMERICANS
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT AN OUNCE IS BECAUSE I'M TOO UNEDUCATED TO KNOW THINGS ABOUT ANYWHERE ASIDE MY OWN HOME EVEN THOUGH I'M A FULLY GROWN ADULT AND OBSESSED WITH THE NATION I STILL KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT >:(

The pizza was always shit. Even as a kid I realized that Pizza Hut was the superior commercial brand pizza (before they went Jew and started cutting out natural ingredients).

>>21480745
Why are eurofags obsessed with America?