Me Din Dins

I'm poorly :(

monetarily and mentally. yikes.

>>21480810 (OP)
Probably choose your battles. No reason to post this dogshite. But then, I've come to understand how narcissistic you really are.

>>21480810 (OP)
It doesn't look that bad. Tendies and fries look greasy but crisp. bit of bread there with some grains innit.

probably needs some veggies homie your gonna die

>>21480810 (OP)
Why can't British people cook?

>>21480810 (OP)
American hands typed this.

looks tasty to me
just needs some honey mustard and/or ranch

>>21480911
ok lardass

>>21480945
>dipping tendies
:[
>dipping fries
:O

>>21480908
>jeet hands typed this

>>21480810 (OP)
if thats real chicken not reconstituted thats a very high quality meal

>>21480810 (OP)
do amerifats really???

>>21480810 (OP)
what is in chip spice?

>>21480906
>1 michelin restaurant per 411k people in the UK
>1 michelin restaurant per 1.76 million people in the US
cope

>>21480810 (OP)
>deep fried (in oil) everything
>disgusting soybean oil mayo for the fries
>disgusting soybean oil mayo on the bread (??????)
why

>>21480810 (OP)
For what forsaken reason would you add some stale bread with butter to this?

>>21481542
>For what forsaken reason would you add some stale bread with butter to this?
It's a symbol of wealth.
Americans can't afford real bread, let alone butter.

>>21480810 (OP)
I’d eat it, and nice tendie trident.

Hope you feel better!

>>21481292
And they all serve french food

>>21480810 (OP)
Hopefully it’s terminal.

>>21482066
are sheep a big thing in france?

>>21482066
Have you researched this? Or are you maybe maybe just being an ignorant prick? Yeah French cuisine is on the list quite a few times. But there's also modern British, Japanese, modern European, Chinese, Indian, innovative and so forth. What's your point exactly?

>>21481558
That's sad

>>21482082
Don’t matter where the restaurant is, they all serve french food

>>21480810 (OP)
that's a nice dindin, even richfags would enjoy something like that

other than that, don't forget greens, veggies and fruit, at the very very least, eat some now and then

>>21482543
Ah OK. You're umm, well you're quite the gourmet and scholar. I'm too ashamed to continue this conversation, too highbrow for me

uh

>>21482751
hu

>>21480810 (OP)
just by looking at this meal i can tell you've never had sex

>>21480810 (OP)
>chip spice
You from humberside? I made poke bowls.

bosh

>>21480810 (OP)
autism palate

>>21480810 (OP)
looks comfy, what's the ingredients in the chip spice?

>>21482977
only critique I can think of is the usage of anything that isn't Duke's mayonnaise

>>21480810 (OP)
>is poor
>buys garbage frozen food instead of raw ingredients that are much cheaper
and you will stay poor

>>21483659
delightfully gay response. cooking is inherently a gay activity and op is giving off big dick energy desu

>>21483696
Any woman will get wet if you hand bread chicken and feed her homemade tendies. This is how I know you're a virgin

>>21480810 (OP)
strong chance OP is nordic but you never know

>>21480810 (OP)
….
>slice 2-3 potatoes into wedges
>buy chicken dark meat for cheap
>toss in oven on the same tray if you’re lazy
>maybe get a vegetable involved you fat fuck
Voila. A cheap healthy meal. Definitely cheaper than your bullshit slop.

>>21483756
This is unironically true if done well. A schnitzel is easier to fry as well.

>boo hoo im so poor
>stuffs his mouth with food that's gonna give him a 300k medical bill in 20 years

>>21483756
any hand breaded chicken tendie transactions in my house occur from a woman to me. project your virginity elsewhere faggot

>>21483954
>from a woman
Your poor mother.
Nothing to brag about, James.

>>21483957
cooking is gay and you're a giant fag

>>21483961
So what are you doing on this board? Looking for a boyfriend?

>>21480810 (OP)
based
pretentious /ck/ucks who pretend to make a handmade five star dish for every single meal of the day stay seething
this is what real cooking looks like

>>21484095
BTW, I have a broccoli head and I'd be lying if I said that I cooked a meal like you did. It was my mom.

scraninnit

>>21480810 (OP)
>no hunny mussy
have you not earned enough good boy points?

>>21484095
its the kind of food you eat when you're a kid and you have abusive parents

>>21480810 (OP)
>that mayo and fried crap
Sometimes... sometimes I just wanna grab my cravache and descent on your backs with full blown cooking education!
You will learn to cook!!
YAAA!! YAAA!! GONN' LEARN NOW! YAAA!!

>>21480810 (OP)
that's some nice sloppa. I'm going eat something like this over the weekend though. all you missing is some druk.

>>21480810 (OP)
Have you ever thought about eating a vegetable

My lunch :)