>makes your throat close up and makes you unable to breathe
Why are they like this?

>>21480983 (OP)
>the exception is the rule

>>21480983 (OP)
It's called "you have an allergy"

>>21480983 (OP)
In my area we call your kind genetic weirdos.

>>21480983 (OP)
>gives you diarrhea after drinking 1 litre of its juice
what is they're problem?

>>21482569
*there

>>21480983 (OP)
you're not supposed to eat it whole

>>21482585
loled

>>21482575
*Thei're'yre

skill issue

>>21480983 (OP)
Are you eating it hot? The heat of the coconut cooks your throat.

>>21481001
I just read an article that allergies are extremely uncommon in rural populations, especially the Amish.

>>21483353
>allergies are uncommon in environments similar to those where the human immune system evolved
you don't say

>>21480983 (OP)
Skill issue

>>21483353
That's because they only eat potatos and never go to a doctor so there's no reliable data

>>21483360
No it's b cause the nature makes them super humans. That's why they build barns in the time it takes to roast a turkey

>>21483367
The nature makes them regular humans. The rest of us are subhumans.

>The nature makes them regular humans. The rest of us are subhumans.

>>21483371
this

>>21483356
Yeah, that's exactly what I thought as I read the article. I was thinking "didn't I read about something like this years ago?" then the article actually referenced that other study.
>>21483371
The article implied as much.

>>21483417
They don't have nut allergies either

Sounds like you didn't consider the coconut, nor its tree

They weren’t made to be consumed, they were made so the niggers could shake the trees and get an easy weapon to throw at the enemy tribe to kill them and eat their corpse.

>>21484068
Coconut isn't native to Africa and isn't commonly found there, retard.

>>21484134
So?

>>21484146
So they can't shake the trees and get an easy weapon to throw at the enemy tribe to kill them and eat their corpse since there are no coconut trees in the first place

>>21480983 (OP)
It's because of vaccines (you are autistic).

>>21484146
So you're clearly an uneducated idiot. Subhumans like you shouldn't have access to firearms

>>21484174
Pipe down monkey

>>21484146
So i had the following exchange with ChatGPT:
>Bulgogi hoagie with kimchi-mayonnaise, red leaf lettuce and danggeun muchim; yea or nay?
ChatGPT said:
Yea. Big yea.
Here’s why that works:
Bulgogi brings savory, sweet, umami-packed richness — ideal for sandwiching.
Kimchi-mayonnaise adds creamy tang with a funky, spicy kick — great for cutting through the sweetness of the bulgogi.
Red leaf lettuce offers freshness and texture without overwhelming flavor.
Danggeun muchim gives crunch, acidity, and a little sweetness — almost like a Korean slaw component.
It’s essentially a Korean banh mi-meets-cheesesteak situation, and it’s got balance: sweet, savory, spicy, crunchy, creamy.
Only caveat? Toast the hoagie roll right to avoid sogginess — it’s a saucy combo.

Want suggestions to tweak it further?
>Sure
ChatGPT said:
Awesome here are a few tweaks and variations you might consider, depending on what direction you want to take the bulgogi hoagie:

Flavor Boosters
Pickled jalapeños or Korean green chili slices
Adds extra heat and brightness.
Gochujang drizzle or gochujang-honey glaze on the bulgogi
Cranks up the umami and sweet heat.

Freshness & Crunch
Shredded napa cabbage or daikon slaw instead of (or with) red leaf lettuce
Adds a bit more bite and moisture resistance.

Toasted sesame seeds
Nice subtle nutty finish, especially if you finish with a drizzle of sesame oil.

Untraditional, But it Slaps
Melted provolone or mozzarella
Think Korean Philly cheesesteak. Bulgogi and cheese is shockingly good.
American cheese if you want that classic sandwich melt factor — it’s trashy in the best way.

Bread Talk
Toasted hoagie roll, definitely
You want something with a soft interior and slight crust to hold up to sauces. Avoid overly crusty baguettes — they can crush the fillings.

Extra Condiments
A smear of doenjang butter
Doenjang (fermented soybean paste) mixed with butter adds crazy umami depth — spread it under the meat.

>>21484182

>>21484182
Spiceslop is entirely performative and nobody enjoys it besides plebbitors who want to seem cultured for eating different foods.

>>21484183
?

>>21484186
What do you think that reaction image is conveying?

>>21484187
Haven't the foggiest.
>>21484185
Bulgogi isn't spicy and I'm Asian (not Korean, though). I think chat's suggestions are kinda poopy. For example, miso butter > doenjang butter because miso is smoother than chunky-ass doenjang. And why would you add shredded cabbage and shredded carrots to the same sandwich? I want texture contrast, that's why I wanted red leaf.

>>21484191
Then I can't help you. The entire point of a reaction image is to not waste time on words.

>>21484194
I'm a cat. I'm a sexy cat.

>>21484191
Doenjang tastes like literal vinegar with salt, I don’t see how you can incorporate that into a good dish. Shredded cabbage and carrots are cheaper options to add some crunch to a somewhat soft food (minced beef and rice I presume)

Solid thread, OP, but I don't have much to add, desu

>>21484220
I don't know what you've been eating but doenjang isn't sour and bulgogi isn't minced. Doenjang is just stronger, chunky miso. Bulgogi is grilled, thinly sliced marinated beef.
Also, danggeun muchim is shredded carrot so adding shredded cabbage to that provides no contrast. That's why I went with red leaf lettuce.
I told chat that the doenjang and cabbage suggestions were especially dumb then asked if I should scoop the roll or not and it replied that scooping would be good if I wanna give it better filling-to-bread ratio but to be sure to use chewy, authentic hoagie rolls or it might make the sandwich structurally fucked. It also said to toast the scooped out crumb in sesame oil then finish with salt and sesame seeds as a crunchy bit to serve with the sandwich, which was actually a good idea. I was thinking that leftover bulgogi could be served cold in a mixed salad of red leaf and ribboned vegetables with the sesame croutons as a crunchy addition.

>>21484174
kek

>>21483367
>>21483371
>>21483534
they also have some of the highest child abuse rates in the country so let's not soy out too much about their lifestyle.

>>21483353
>>21483360
stop it with the antivaxx talk

>>21483367
they build barns fast because they're communal and 50 people doing a job at once can accomplish a task very quickly. most normal people don't even know 50 other people let alone 50 people that would help them accomplish a coordinated task

>>21485006
>most normal people don't even know 50 other people
Jesus. What sort of impoverished social life do you lead?