Today was the first weekend after my retirement. I will now be getting a pension of 300k a year now and make more sleeping than most people make working. I grew up poor and want to refine my pallet and not have poorfag taste. Help me out /ck/

can't teach an old dog new tricks

yeah...i don't believe that

Rich people don’t eat shrimp, you’re poor.

>>21481137
Believe what?

>>21481139
Then what's your excuse?

>>21481122 (OP)
this is a larp. you dont retire with a 300k/year pension job without having already been eating good for quite some time. gtfo

I make 10k usd a year and I live in the third world so I don't know

>>21481122 (OP)
>I will now be getting a pension of 300k a year now and make more sleeping than most people make working. I grew up poor and want to refine my pallet and not have poorfag taste.
You should buy a pallet of chicken flavored instant ramen, and a pallet of beef flavored instant ramen. What I like to do is mix the two flavors together and use just one brick to make my meal. It is so divine.
Why can't you ever order something like a bacon cheeseburger with a chicken patty on a hamburger bun?

>>21481137
>>21481148
OP HERE: I meant $300/yr

>>21481148
No time to eat working my full-time job, bro.

>>21481145
Nta but in my big city, live spot shrimp in season goes $40-50 per pound.

>>21481179
>Nta
>my big city
>live spot shrimp
go back

>>21481187
???

>>21481145
Sir, excuse for what, sir?

>>21481148
Not a larp

>>21481179
You triggered the ruralfag

>>21481139
Retarded

>>21481122 (OP)
a-are you in London

don't bully OP, guys, he's clearly bullshitting just to fish for some cooking advice because he has never attempted it on his own, whether he actually had the resources or not

What foods do you want to cook, OP? If you're curious about shrimp, they're not hard to fuck up. Just throw them in the pan with some oil, garlic, and maybe some herbs. Don't overcook or they will be rubber. Shouldn't be too bad

>>21481122 (OP)
>pallet
illiterate retard

>>21481179
> Nta but in my big city, live spot shrimp in season goes $40-50 per pound.
Fuck’s sake. I used to buy them live out of a tank at a Chink seafood store on SE Powell in Portland, and they were only $10/lb. Fuck the US, glad I left.

>>21481179
This is why indoor shrimp farming is such a goldmine

>>21481122 (OP)
I'm retired too the best thing is watch youtube videos of fancy recipes and get all the fancy Ingredients and do it up just like in the tutorial. you'll find some winners there

>>21481122 (OP)
give me money and you can have a live in twink boymaid cook
although with that much money you could salary an actual chef

>>21484168
You're ugly as fuck, socially inept and sure as shit can't cook. What's left? Your personality? Haha, yeah OK...

>>21484171
i worked as a model once but the rest is true

>>21484168
>Im not actually good at anything, but I can be a massive faggot around you. Please tolerate my pictures.

Imagine actually reaching the age of 65 and still being an arrogant cunt

Wasted life