>Eat spam
>Piss smells like spam
How do I prevent this? Same with sardines

>>21481325 (OP)
How are you fixing the spam?

>>21481328
I just fry it

>>21481325 (OP)
It means you are healthy

>>21481325 (OP)
>Piss smells like spam
does your piss smell like pork chops after eating pork chops? because that is what spam taste like.

I mean you are lying.

>>21481396
My pork chops don't taste like spam, bub

>>21481396
he's probably not lying. it happens to me with corn
i dont eat a lot of corn but when it's in season i will go nuts and my piss smells like corn. it's something to do with enzymes. happens with meats too

>>21481397
spam taste like pork roast, pork roast and pork chops are the same. if you can't tell that, you have no sense of smell or taste.

>>21481402
>pork roast
I'm not white

>>21481325 (OP)
It's just compounds that get metabolized and excreted through your urine. There's no way to prevent this.

What's the best spam?

>>21481325 (OP)
>>21481328
>>21481335
>>21481397
>>21481399

This thread is bullshit. SPAM doesn’t make one’s urine stink. The only food that does that is asparsgus and that’s a proven fact.

Mods lock this shit down.

>>21481416
The "less sodium" version, all of the other ones just taste like salt

>>21481434
duh retard

>>21481325 (OP)
What's the problem? Does your boyfriend not like it?

>>21481985
Nigger, my piss smells like spam. It's not really a pleasant smell, innit?

>>21481325 (OP)
i have this problem with white castle. every orifice emits a white castle smell the next day. piss, sweat, shit, burps, braps. i bet my cum even has hints of white castle after putting down a ten rack of those tasty little borgirs

nice

>>21481429
I haven’t noticed it with spam but it happens to me for a day if I haven’t had a strong smelling food in a while
>start drinking coffee again
>coffpee
>eat pb&j sandwich
>peenut butter

>>21481325 (OP)
Why would anyone on Earth care what their piss smells like? It's supposed to go down the toilet not sit around where you can smell it

>>21481325 (OP)
either get kidney failure or stop eating spam
you choose

>>21482696
try cumming, pissing and shitting in your mouth next time you eat white castle. then try cumming, pissing and shitting in your mouth a week later after eating at a different fast food franchise and see if you can taste the difference!

>>21481416
Black Pepper of course

>>21481434
Less sodium version used mechanically separated chicken. Only SPAM classic use 100% pork, which is sad

>>21483711
>It's supposed to go down the toilet
No it's not, pic related

It's espresso for me. It's always a weird reaction because I don't drink it that much, so when suddenly it smells like a coffee shop in the bathroom there's that moment of confusion before recollection kicks in.