>Go to a family dinner
>They're serving Oysters plus soy sauce dip
>I love baked Oysters!
>Turns out they're not baked, it's all raw
>down about 12 of them anyway
>Proceed to have the worst food poisoning i've ever felt
>Stomach aches the whole day
>Puking uncontrollably
>horrible near uncontrollable dhiarrea
>have to make multiple stops on my 3 hour drive to shit and puke
>Headache and whole body aching
I feel like that one mr. Bean episode anons.

>>21481344 (OP)
I prefer Red Dwarf or Canadian Red Green.

thinking of seeing someone actually sat down in front of a bunch of raw oysters, I am compelled to walk up and ask "are you really going to eat that?" because it's raw fucking alien ocean cum and the only reason it appeals to people is its out-there-ness. people actually go out and pay several dollars for the experience of slurping down just one of these cold snot nodules and they can't even do it without slopping them up with hot sauce or horse radish or lemon juice, anything to mask the actual taste

>>21481344 (OP)
Did they at least taste good? Did you hit em with soy sauce or lime first?

>>21481352
nice blog post

>>21481350
>if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handsy

>>21481352
>people actually go out and pay several dollars for the experience of slurping down just one of these cold snot nodule

lmao tourist trap
oysters are always buck-a-shuck

>>21481378
I did, but it's still not as good as baked oysters with cheese and butter.

[spoiler]They had cheesy buttery baked mussels too and i downed 12 more of those[/spoiler]

Steamed oysters are recommended because they maintain a flavor close to that of raw oysters and are safe to eat.
The toxins produced by norovirus seem to be quite heat-resistant, but the symptoms should be much milder than if you were infected.

>>21481344 (OP)
this is the wrong place to complain about having a weak stomach.

>>21481344 (OP)
Did everyone else who had the oysters get food poisoning too?

>>21482038
Please hapf the board sharts gallons and cries if something isn't processed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhKQ4GtxYUs

the idea of steaming the oyster with the flavorings and serving it between raw and cooked seems very appealing

Last time I ate oysters it was just raw with some vinegrette on it, and half of the people at the dinner didnt touch it and rest had to eat multiples. I'm def trying the steaming method next time.

>>21481344 (OP)
I sympathise with you anon. I most definitely don't have a weak stomach either. The fist (and probably last) time I tried raw oysters I had food-poisoning. I have only had food poisoning once from seafood in my life and that was with mackerel I slightly undercooked on the tail-end.

6 hours after eating I woke up sweating and fealing dizzy. I had about 2 minutes notice before my body just started expelling everything. I was just lying on the bath room floor for about an hour after that.

The oysters tasted fresh to me. There was absolutely no sign of any deteriotation. No bad smell or anything. Vibrio toxin doesn't give you any visual or other indication so you don't know whether it's accumulated in their bodies or not.

The worst thing about the experience wasn't even the symptoms. It was the fact they were rubbish compared to a cooked fresh mussell. They were extremely salty, gloopy and didn't have any particularly good flavour. Basically, they tasted like a more diluted and softer mussell. It'll take a lot of convincing to make me want to try one raw again.

>>21481344 (OP)
>gets poisoned by own family
wow you must really suck if even your kin want to be rid of you.

>>21482088
>>21481344 (OP)
It's not food poisoning, it's a seafood allergy. Your immune system overreacts to seafood which can potentially kill you: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/shellfish-allergy/symptoms-causes/syc-20377503

>>21482443
Is it only with raw or not well prepared seafood? I eat seafood a lot though.

>>21481344 (OP)
yeeeup I loved watching Mr bean deal with those bad oysters down at the old hotel.
that's thae same one as where he can't get past the old codgers on the stairs which was utterly relatable and hilarious. Mr bean you've done it again