Show me your oatmeals
And post recipes for others

>>21481946 (OP)
people who put fruits or berries in porridge are psychotic

>>21482127
what do you put in porridge? what is porridge?

I made rice porridge with me new rice cooker. tasted pretty similar to oatmeal desu except rice
but muesli mogs oatmeal so I don't normally eat it

>>21482130
oatmeal is porridge and nothing else besides rolled oats, milk and salt go in porridge

I make oatmeal with beef or chicken stock and then I crack 2 or 3 eggs into it and stir it up on low heat for a minute or two. Eat with full fat yogurt and sliced tomato.

Sliced banana
Oats
Some raw honey
Yogurt of your choice
Heat up for 15 seconds in microwave,GOAT pre workout snack that gives infinite energy

>>21482137
Stop being so fucking boring. You're so boring. I'm not just on about this post. Many of your other ones as well. It's excruciating at times when having to read your balsa wood posts. Why do you even come here? You seem the type who could be entertained for hours just staring at a wall.

I eat oatmeal every morning

>Medium oats
>Banana
>Sugar
>Salt
>Water

Mash the banana, add some sugar and salt, mix, add the oats, some water and mix. Ready to eat with a cup of coffee.

How does one make good tasting oatmeal that isn't absurdly filled with sugar?

Not to sound like a brit but the dissapointment I experince everytime I crave oatmeal and end up with tasteless iron-y slop is immeasurable and day ruining

>>21482190
>day ruining
Probably grow up. If not, seek therapy.

>>21482192
Oh, I'm sorry, I completely forgot!
You Americans will gladly just eat tasteless diarrhoea shit no problem without a single wavering ounce of negativity
My apologies, dear kind anon.

>>21482190
Become a man.

>>21482190
ginger and salt

I just use steel cut oats with blueberries and a tiny bit of salt

>>21481946 (OP)
>Oats
>Butter
>Water
>Microwave until it holds its shape
>Milk until I can practically drink it
>Bonus: Expired flaxseed meal I found digging around in the pantry
Sometimes I add pears if I'm feeling scandalous. Banana, honey and other sweeteners are WAY too fucking sweet.
Also can anyone else not taste or feel any difference between steelcut, rolled and quick? I just use the cheapest I can get.

>>21482171
If you treat being interesting as the purpose of your life I've got some news about your missing dad you might want to hear. He's [spoiler]dead...............................[/spoiler]

>>21483891
Why do some people hate flavor?
I once met a kid that said salt and pepper didnt go on eggs. What a sperg

>>21483910
It's actually because they don't have blown out tastebuds and like the taste of eggs.

>1/2 a cup of oats
>2 teaspoons of cocoa powder
>Handful of chopped dates
>Heaped spoonful of peanut butter
>Half a cup of boiling water
>Stir to combine
>Slice a banana on top
>Finish it off with coconut

>1/2 a cup of oats
>Pinch of salt
>Dash of cinnamon
>Optional - Raisins, sultanas or dried cranberries
>Half a cup of boiling water
>Stir to combine
>Top with chopped apple and yoghurt
>Finish with coconut

>>21483891
OK you robotic fuck. Good effort for trying to put some persona into it

>>21483969
Your ability to stomach Buffy the Vampire Slayer did NOT improve your chances of socializing with women

>>21483973
Ah, some chatgpt non sequitur now. Well done. Beep bop boop brrrzzz

>>21483976
Reread the chain again.

>>21481946 (OP)
Can’t, I ate it hours ago. But it was purple and sweet from all the blueberries
>>21482127
We lions don’t concern ourselves with the opinions of plebs

>>21482190
The secret is frozen berries and milk. Milk gives it a creamier texture, berries once cooked leave all that sweet liquid that mixes with everything else. Try it.

>>21484061
wait you're supposed to cook the berries?

>>21484077
Yes?

>>21484086
you don't just drop them in the finished oatmeal? you cook them with the oatmeal?

>>21484093
I microwave them, but yes, put them in before so it basically defrosts them and leaves that juice to mix with the oats

>>21484097
am i retarded

>>21484119
Why do you ask?

>>21484124
sorry i meant to write i am retarded

>>21482190
i did a lot of overnight oats when i worked out
oats, milk, water, some banana, some cocoa powder and if you want you can add quinoa and/or psyllium husks for silky smooth shits
shake it, put it in the fridge overnight and bam youre good to go the next morning
its the poor mans version of protein powder and your farts dont stink of sulphur all the time

>>21482137
Coarse rye flour porridge mogs oatmeal. Porridge isn't just oats. The blandest of grains. Semolina is a close second worst.
Both sweet and savoury. Try putting some leftover bacon or salt pork in with extra salt and butter while cooking to really soak up the meat's flavour. It's better than it sounds. And of course better with rye.

>>21482130
Bacon, salt, pepper, mushroom powder, paprika, fried onion

>>21484355
>take a healthy meal and add bacon and extra salt
why are Americans like this

>>21481946 (OP)
Blueberries, bananna, walnuts and a small splash of milk. I used to add a little bit of dark brown sugar but realized with the fruit it was sweet enough.