>hit my mid 20s
>suddenly my stomach cant handle ANY soft drinks or soda without it feeling like my gut is burning
starting to think all those years of spicy food might be catching up to me bros...

Drink milk. It does a tight young supple body good.

>>21482621 (OP)
>mid 20s
>being this fucked up
damn son, well, eh, cherries are anti-acid, as with everything don't overdo it, but best case scenario would be to get a stomach protector and take it for 2 weeks, that's what my doctor gave me... but I'm 38 pham, take better care of yourself

Take some probiotic pills/eat yogurt and lay off the soda. It got rid of mine and never came back

>>21482621 (OP)
Dude I'm almost 50, eat spicy shit almost all the time and never had that happen

>>21482634
When I turned 19 things started breaking down for me. Bad back, arthritis, prostate enlargement, second round of kidney stones, needing calcium tablets, hair loss, erectile dysfunction, astigmatism, psoriasis. That's about it so far and I'm 22. I guess this is mostly normal because our peak is when we are teenagers. People just think about these things more these days that's why everyone knows. I'd like to live late into my 30s if I can. If I am lucky maybe hit 40 and start planning how to go out on.y own terms.

>>21482642
I guess it makes sense how old this place is there would be some geriatrics here.

>>21482643
None of that is normal at 19-22, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>21482643
>I guess this is mostly normal
that's not normal at all, it is so fucking severe that I suspect you're trolling
what's your sleeping schedule, diet and every day life like?

>>21482645
Just remember, school starts in about a month lil guy

>>21482645
>how old this place is
there's people here that probably started in 2003, when 4chins started, imagine that

>>21482621 (OP)
>mid 20s
>all those years
Choose one, kid
>>21482643
> I turned 19
>Bad back, arthritis, prostate enlargement, second round of kidney stones, needing calcium tablets, hair loss, erectile dysfunction, astigmatism, psoriasis
This is not normal. How many jabs did you get?

>>21482651
That's me indeed. Been here literally fir decades now. This place sucks, but it's also the last remnant that still feels a little like the internet of old

>>21482655
I got the MMR when I was a baby. That was so I could go to school. Sorry...

>>21482658
They still post young pics and vids in hidden binaries on USENET.

>>21482651
Heh, yeah...imagine that...heh...

Who came here from WWoEC?

>>21482645
You can never leave. I think it was the four anniversary when I got here.

>>21482663
I'm not looking for illegal shit, just people speaking openly.

>>21482658
>>21482664
how did you fagets managed to build the infinite cumdumpsters on cam every night network, best shit I've seen on the internet 2bh, it kind of died off when /soc/ was made, fucking m00t

>>21482675
>I'm not looking for illegal shit, just people speaking openly.
shame we mostly get fucking sills nowadays

>>21482676
AnonIB had alot more of the good stuff than this place.

>>21482658
>but it's also the last remnant that still feels a little like the internet of old
got into my first flamewar in 96, so I'm still a newfag, but the internet archive also has a little of the old internet left in it

Hell StickAM even had better stuff than this place.

>>21482686
>got into my first flamewar in 96, so I'm still a newfag

>>21482621 (OP)
as soon as i hit like 23 i became violently lactose intolerant seemingly overnight. no idea why because ive never had a problem with milk or ice cream, but suddenly when i have any my body releases noises and smells that i never thought possible

I remember arguing that Spock wasn't dead in the early 80s on usenet and it was a stunt.

>>21482686
>got into my first flamewar in 96
that left me thinking, probably in the navy, with morse code via lights or whatever, the first flame wars and shitposts?

>>21482643
aside from astigmatism and my dad blessing me with with hereditary baldness i never had this many problems at 19 lmao. the most i had was hyperhydrosis (literally sweating bucket loads even when its cold) and being out of shape

>>21482685
more "18" yo girls coming every night to masturbate on cam pussy and ass included?

>>21482704
Toothbrushes, bed posts, curling irons, 100pk CD spindles.... I could go on. Nothing was safe from those tweens.

>>21482706
I got to see plenty of hairbrushes back in 2009/2010 (I'm never certain of the time when I joined), bedposts I've seen way later in the form of vids
>>21482675
>just people speaking openly.
this + the free unregulated live porn is why they're onto us, just joking, I think I know exactly why, southpark episode was probably a critical hit for example, visa mastercard ddos, another one, and tumblr 100% was the final blow

>>21482716
>vids
Yeah, caps. I didn't see too many live.

>>21482690
>>21482702
My apologies anons. I should have said eternal Septemberfag, I just didn't think anyone would get the reference

>>21482643
Stop eating processed shit anon. Seriously eat nothing but fresh produce and non processed meat.

>>21482723
>eternal Septemberfag
have heard this term before, was that an every summer event (like summerfags) or a specific one time event?

>>21482728
GenX losers like me got online and boomers hated us
It happened in Septembers, as college students got internet access. Then AOL etc. came out and it was always September

>>21482686
I got all my templates and some of my OC removed from a chan once, the chan was super slow and the posts had lasted almost a year or so when that happened, for posting a very cool subgenius pic I got from browsing their website, I shopped it to make it into a template, my rationalization of the event was that the website owner complained or some shit, cool but creepy bunch the subgenius, makes me think they go deep, kinda like freemasons

>>21482741
how was boomer internet?

>>21482741
I'm an elder millennial so I probably came about second wave when Prodigy was my gateway.