So I got the Hungary Howies $30 meal deal that comes with two large two topping pizzas, (bacon and pineapple for me) a 3-cheeser bread and a 2 liter bottle of pop.

Who designed these 2 liter bottles and why did they let a retard do so?

You can't hold them with one hand unless you've got 16" long orangutang fingers and trying to carry it by the microscopic flange under the cap is painful and annoying, then when it comes to returning it for the deposit, it takes up a fuck ton of empty space.

WTF?

>pop
opinion discarded

>>21483497 (OP)
>returning it for the deposit
not my problem.

>>21483497 (OP)
Post hand + wrist.

>>21483497 (OP)
They are family sized you fat fuck.
You get few people and split it or If you are really fat you drink few glasses and save the rest.

>>21483497 (OP)
Bro is so weak he can't hold a soda bottle lmao

>>21483619
ikr, what a little faggot
>wahh sody bottle hurt my fingies

>>21483605
I'm American and those are single sized for children under the age of 3. Fucking eurocuck.

>>21483497 (OP)
Here is what you do OP
cut the top off so it makes a funnel and flip it upside down and put it back in the hole
Use a hole punch around the edges for wire or zip ties
throw a hunk of chicken and a rock in that fucker
zip tie it shut so it looks more or less like pic related
Huck it in the river near the bank somewhere
Do 6 or 7 of them all tied to the same line for efficiency
Eat as many crawfish as you can catch or use them to catch bass.

>>21484053
a side note, if you can get your hands on 3 liter bottles it works better and you can get bigger crawfish.

>>21484047
>hungry howies
>eurocuck
Fuck, the yanks really aren't too bright. Maybe naivety plays a part but that could be placed as part of their clear lack of education - no analytical skills. It's desperate to read sometimes, you can almost hear the cogs squeaking in their tint micro machine brain

>>21484047
>Hungry Howies
Try again.
Fucking retard.

>>21484047
get a load of this ignorant rube - it's like some kneejerk answer, mid double digit iq no doubt

>>21483497 (OP)
3 liter bottles used to be common too. We used to be a real country