I realized today that pistachios are the worst nuts.
I got them without shells, and ate a handful and it was terrible.
They trick you with shells because it takes time to extract them when you are hungry, so you falsely think they are good.
they aren't.

The chilli roasted ones are good af.

>>21483507 (OP)
Suck my pistachios you tranny

>>21483507 (OP)
No way, you just have shit taste.
Pistachios, Pecans > Cashews, Walnuts > Peanuts, etc. >>>>>>>> Almonds
Almonds fucking suck

>>21483507 (OP)
Eating pistachios be like:
>crunch crunch crunch
mmmmmm
>crunch crunch crunch
mmmmmm
>crunch crunch crunch
mmmmmm
>crunch crunch crunch
BLECH!
>crunch crunch crunch
mmmmmm

>>21483507 (OP)
If you tried em salted like this, there prob ain't much anyone can do to convince you otherwise on their integrity alone. I enjoy em on their own, but not in love with them compared to something like a perfect cashew.

I don't buy pistachios often though since they cost more than others and aren't as good as an ingredient or alone compared to almonds, cashews, or cheap af peanuts. Also doesn't help that the billionaire owners of the common brand are dragon hoarding water from everyone else around them, including firefighters.

>>21483536
*the brand in your (OP) pic, "Wonderful" company

>>21483507 (OP)
You're insane.
>>21483513
You're also insane.
>>21483526
Swap walnut for almond. Walnuts can be good but I haven't had reliably decent ones in years. Almonds are never bad. What do you think of filberts/hazelnuts, macadamias and brazils?

>>21483507 (OP)
>I realized today that pistachios are the worst nuts.
Have you tried enjoying them in the traditonal Dubai style? Crush the pistachios into a green goo, and coat them in cheap chocolate. Then defecate directly into the mouth of an Instagram influencer with a fake tan, botox lips, buccal fat removal, and fake blonde highlights. That's what we call

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>>21483617
Bad walnuts do suck. I just don't like almonds, they do seem consistent whenever I get them in a trail mix or whatever though.
>hazelnuts, macadamias and brazils
I've never had any of these outside of nutella(decent) and macadamia cookies (which I don't like, nuts don't belong in 90+% of desserts). My grandma called Brazil nuts "nigger toes" though and I think that's funny.

>>21483507 (OP)
They go soft and rancid much faster when they're pre shelled, just get fresher pistachios and shell them yourself.

>>21483649
Fair enough.
The only other nuts I can remember I don't really think of as nuts: chestnuts, candlenuts and coconuts. Candlenut is toxic raw but the other two are both good though none of the three are terribly nut-like.

Pistachios > Cashews > Peanuts > Pecans > Walnuts > Almonds

>>21483507 (OP)
Try Dubai chocolate, it makes these flavorless husks actually taste good

>>21483649
>nuts don't belong in 90+% of desserts
Filtered

>>21483530
kek it really do be like dat doe

>>21483530
You forgot
>crunch crunch CRACK
That was your tooth chipping on a piece of shell you missed.

>>21483530
>>21483738
>>21483880
lol guise rofl

>>21483880
How do you miss a piece of shell when you're eating pistachios?

>>21483526
I know a lot of people who go nuts for cashews but I think they are BORING on their own.

>>21483507 (OP)
Tranny taste

fun fact, the POM wonderful corporation uses fracking wastewater to water their fields

>>21484213
Neat. Superpowers when?