https://techcrunch.com/2025/07/21/teslas-retro-futuristic-diner-officially-opens-as-elon-musk-hints-at-more-locations/

>>21483681 (OP)

>>21483685
>Epic Bacon
Fucking cringe

These prices are all over the fuckin place.

Also I’d need an adaptor to charge my car here, which I don’t have. So I guess I won’t be going.

>>21483681 (OP)
>retro-futuristic

It's not retro enough. It's half-assed and just looks modern.

>>21483685
did he ask grok to generate the most generic restaurant menu possible

>>21483710
>epic bacon
>blistered tomatoes
>new school cheese
>electric sauce
>pickle-brined

I don't give my money to africans.

>>21483681 (OP)
Only if they replace all the meatbag waitresses with that new grok whore in some sort of rolling service robot

>>21483681 (OP)
I'd eat your mom's pussy

>>21483681 (OP)
no you couldnt pay me to eat here

>>21483685
>$11 for a taco
nah

>tallow-fried
This is such a bizarre anti-vegan virtue signal. Also the menu looks like it was made with AI, just all over the place and random pricing.

>>21484564
Animal fat is the superior frying oil

>>21483685
Yes, I'll have the EPIC Bacon while I peruse your AI-blended hot sauce menu, my fine virtual waifu avatar

>>21483681 (OP)
No. Fuck Musk and his unfathomable cringe

>>21483685
>has half a trillion dollars
>opens a diner that might profit $100k a year
First I thought he might have an interest in food but that menu is soulless.
So what’s the deal, why bother? Some sort of PR strategy? A second cousin that needed a career path?
Or is he just jizzing in the mayo?

>>21484564
>bizarre anti-vegan virtue signal
Get your head out of your ass. Tallow is far superior for frying compared to canola or soybean oil. McDonald's used tallow up until the 90s for their fries, and they were never the same again after the switch.

>>21483764
alright, find me one (1) place that serve semi decent tacos for less than $11. It's gotta be in commifornia too, no cheating. I'll eat my hat with timestamp if you can find one (1) in Hollywood.

>>21483681 (OP)
Every menu item should be called "Tesla" followed by a number and each page should be an appetizing image of Elon's goatse'd asshole

>>21483685
Seems like a nice menu to me. Pretty much what you'd expect for a diner that is going for an oldschool aesthetic.
Were the rest of expecting the usual fusion-style stuff? The Asian, Mexican, and so on stuff? I like that stuff fine but not every restaurant needs it.

>>21483681 (OP)
this is the candy bar from jimmy neutron
>>21483685
>avocado toast $11
Not bougie enough. you need to be charging at least $25 for something that costs $2 to make

>>21486922
>Liberal complaining about not being able to eat out
Just stay home then

>>21483685
>surcharge for using kids menu

>>21487013
Good

>>21483685
>1 hot dog costs as much as a burger
jesus christ

>>21486536
>Some sort of PR strategy?
Pretty much this IMO, trying to make the prospect of sitting around for hours while your car charges seem attractive. They chose a pretty strategic location for it too, both high visibility and surrounded by a shitload of people who've got the money to buy a Tesla but nowhere to charge it. (Tons of luxury apartments with shared parking garages, and despite costing millions a lot of houses in that area either don't have garages or have ones that aren't practical to charge inside.)

>>21487083
>>21486536
Tesla is REALLY trying to rebrand it's image since doofus alienated two huge cohorts with his flailing in politics. This is probably an attempt to make the brand see more humble and tie it to 'Americana', something that plays well to both sides of the political spectrum. It also lets them try and build a sort of social network within the Tesla eco-system. You go to the diner with other tesla drivers and charge your car, suddenly your part of a community. Other luxury brands really try to push this whole 'owner community' thing so you're more likely to keep buying and become a captive consumer.

The problem of course is if people want parasocial bullshit they can just go online so only boomers fall for this kind of shit with any kind of regularity.

>>21483685
Menu looks fine, but how come I can't get Epic Bacon on my Tesla Burger? Why is only regular bacon available? Do I need to buy a model S to get Epic Bacon instead of bacon? Will the Epic Bacon add on be +5 dollars instead of +3?

Also, what's in the electric sauce?

>>21487083
Or you know, targetting a captive audience that is sitting around charging cars. Starting with reasonable (for restaurant) prices to gain customers.

>>21483694
>Also I’d need an adaptor to charge my car here, which I don’t have. So I guess I won’t be going.
Fortunately I can recharge my real truck at any one of millions of gas stations, in less time than it would take you to be seated at Le Tesla Diner. I'd still visit, though, just to roll coal in the parking lot while eating my Epic Bacon burger and blasting classic Skynyrd.

Remember to wear a life preserver, dork. I wouldn’t want you to drown.

https://youtu.be/KUBEXK0_R2Q

>>21483685
When you sub bacon in on the breakfast tacos, what gets subbed out?

>>21483694
NACS is the future, anon

>>21487070
the hot dog comes with "fried potatoes", the burger doesn't come with anything on the side

>>21488753
Chorizo I assume

>>21483685
>Organic free-range scrambled eggs
scrambled eggs
>New School American cheese sauce
cheese
>Tehachapi Grain Project organc flour tortillas
tortillas

>>21483733
Sounds like flavortown AI

>>21483685
Where is the curry, Elon. SAARS!!!

>>21483681 (OP)
reminds me of a 1950s drive-in which is pretty cool. too bad most people in there will be brown.

>>21483681 (OP)
>spend millions of dollars to make a dude president
>get kicked out of government because you’re insufferable
>call the guy you paid to get elected a pedophile
>open an epic bacon restaurant
What did elon mean by this?

Even GPT in all its retardation came up with a better menu
This tesla dogshit was HAND-CRAFTED to be fucking awful

>>21486575
>durrr spoonfeed me
Basically every single taco shop in LA beats that price, most by a large margin.
Pic related, the first result on google for "tacos hollywood"

You could get better food in LA at a thousand different places

>>21483681 (OP)
I don't want to interact with the sort of subhumans who buy t*slas

>>21490111
>Classic Fish & Chips
This isn’t electric themed.

>>21488755
Don’t need it tho

>>21490117
>>21490129
But then you'd have to be in CA, which is a fundamental downer physically and spiritually.

>>21483681 (OP)
It should be fed into the woodchipper.

>>21490257
The Tesla restaurant is also in CA

>>21490221
>Chips
Like computer chips. Keep up sweaty.

>>21483681 (OP)
lol, I'm not eating anywhere I see one of those faggotty "trucks".
Ugliest vehicle EVER. Just like the souls of the chuds who drive them.

>>21490269
>sweaty

Go back, faggot.

>>21490294
Is the dilation making you cranky sir?

>>21490073
Here's your 13 dollar burnt bacon courtesy of Jamal in the back

>>21483681 (OP)
isnt this where they filmed kingsman 2? that had a weird retro place that looked thike that

>>21490294
We get it, you're poor.

>>21490326
You could buy a much better vehicle for that money

>>21490331
I can. You can't.

>>21486612
stop saying stuff

>>21490299
Nobody with a sack would defend the cubertruck