I can drink without the guilt now

High fiber Pepsi

>>21483720 (OP)
Might be interested if it costs the same as regular pepsi.

>>21483720 (OP)
wtf
pepsi just bought poppi
how long until coke buys ollipop

>>21483720 (OP)
>no artificial sweeteners
>5g of sugar
so it's going to have stevia or something? i get annoyed with products doing that now

>>21483732
Probably monkfruit sweetener.

Imagine if it were a PRObiotic cola.

>>21483732
Wouldn't you want some sugar to feed the foos bacteria?

>>21483720 (OP)
too bad pepsi tastes like shit

>>21483732
maybe its more like a sparkling soda? light overall flavor

Probably a response to coke using real cane sugar. Pepsi will just do anything to compete with coke when they know for a fact they will never get close.

>>21483722
No more constipation

>>21483725
Probably costs more because it's "healthy"

>>21483780
Just eat fiber one cereal. It tastes better than their snacks and will turn your ass into a shotgun.

>>21483732
>Many artificial sweeteners are suitable for a low FODMAP diet, but some can trigger IBS symptoms. Aspartame, sucralose, acesulfame-K, and stevia are generally considered low FODMAP and safe for those following the diet, while sugar alcohols like sorbitol, mannitol, xylitol, maltitol, and isomalt are high in FODMAPs and should be avoided

If the sweeteners cant cause bloating/intestinal pain I dont see a reason to avoid them

>>21483780
Try coffee enema.

>>21483788
I've had gas/diarrhea from a normal amount of sucralose.

>>21483787
>will turn your ass into a shotgun.
Now i'm interested. Will give it a try

>>21483789
Thank you but i'm not gay, anon.

>>21483791
it probably isnt caused by sucralose since its one of those 600 times sweeter than sugar chemicals so theres very little of it in any food
usually gas is about a chemical your body doesnt process but bacteria do

>>21483802
You should be

>>21483805
Yeah you're right, the package said it was made with Splenda but it had maltitol in the ingredient list.

At 5g sugar you can just drink milk instead

>>21483720 (OP)
It’s the direction things are headed toward. Expect more big sods makers coming out with these probiotic whatever the fuck drinks and for zero sugar sodas to eventually outpace regular (in twenty years or so after all the baby boomers die out). At least in places like the US and Europe. Central and South America will swear by regular even as diabetes soars, while in Asia they take good enough care of themselves that a soda isn’t going to be as big a threat to their health.

Why not just use alcohol? Doesn't your body process it like it does sugar?

>>21484611
Because pepsi is a soda not beer

>>21484613
>fermenting
I didn't say that. Just use grain alcohol.

>>21483791
>sucralose
Not a high strength sweetener. All those ppm ones do fuck all biologically.

Unfortunately Stevia tastes like shit.

>>21483800
nta I don't have problems shitting and I buy fiber one because I like the taste. Just be aware it has artificial sweetener in it if you're a schizo about that. I put banana and dried cranberry in mine. granola is good too.

>>21483720 (OP)
I'm just gonna stick with beer milk and water

>>21483720 (OP)
>prebiotic
UH-OH..... this is literally marketed as "sodas for bottoms"

>>21484611
>drink 1 beer
>next morning liquid shit
i hate it

>>21484894

>>21484674
I like the taste, too. It's like sucralose flavored cheerios (also general mills), but low calorie. Not a fan of the coating that doesn't absorb milk like all bran does.

>>21484894
weird typo on that jew water

how would the prebiotics even survive in all that citric acid

>>21483720 (OP)
Cancer slop for retard goylem. God didn’t give us this bs in nature so it’s unsuitable for human consumption.

>>21483720 (OP)
unironically thought that said prediabetic cola.

>>21483720 (OP)
>without the guilt
If you experience any sort of guilt after consuming anything that's not human flesh, you should probably seek help

>>21486347
Prebiotic = added a trivial amount of fiber
Probiotics are the actually useful stuff with living cultures. Drink kefir for those.

>>21486728
take your pills schizo

>>21488407
I can't, they're made of human flesh :(