Yuck! Fish is disgusting! Who actually eats this garbage?

>>21483823 (OP)
I just opened a can of sardines. Put them on some bread and add some mustard.

>>21483827
No you didn't

>>21483831
I just opened a can of OP IS GAY and spit in it and threw it off a mountain

>>21483839
seconded

fishy be delishy
though if i went to the US, i probably would order fish - i've heard that even if it says cod on a menu, you might get some kind of bastard sea creature instead

>>21483843
2/10 bait

>>21483935
in a thread about fish, any bait is good
but I'm just relaying what I've heard, might be that it only goes for fish that americans dont fish much of

>>21483823 (OP)
For me it's the Fishfrikadelle

>>21483953
Nah it just goes for shitty restaurants. No different than literally anywhere else in the world

this is OK, maybe räucherlachs too, the rest is BLEH!

>>21483823 (OP)
You do

I'll have two Polish salmon sosigs with fish grease dripping off them, a bunch of vinegared onions, and oven-roasted potato wedges.

>>21483823 (OP)
How are you meant to eat the Krabben without all the little krabs spilling out all over your hand?

>>21483823 (OP)
For me, it's seelachs-ei

Test

>>21483823 (OP)
Bismarck-Krabben-Lachs looks so decadent.

>>21484585
Congrats, you successfully evaded your ban.

The Bismark is th most delicious sandwich in the world, next to the Monte Cristo and the Cubano.

>>21484544
I havenever heard of salmon sausage actually made of salmon - it's like pork or something but prepared in a way that kinda looks like smoked salmon

>>21483823 (OP)
Don't mind if I do

>>21483823 (OP)
For me, Matjessalat-Seelachs

>>21483823 (OP)
I like matjes but I don't think I'd like a ton of it on soggy bread. Needs something crisp and dry to counter the sweetness. On a cracker with onion and a dab of mustard is perfect

not sure how the dutch deepthroat whole ones

>>21483823 (OP)
I had fish tacos for dinner. I love all kinds of fish. I guess I don't find it disgusting.

>>21483935
lol, fish bait!

>>21484957
The stuff I have is definitely made from salmon. It's listed on the label, smells very strongly of smoked fish, and is extremely oily (had it been made from pork, the fat would've congealed).

>>21483823 (OP)
No fish sandwich will ever be as delicious as the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish with Old Bay seasoning
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2950781/McDonalds-launches-special-Filet-O-Fish-Old-Bay-seasoning.html

>>21483823 (OP)
Matjessalat. So good they put it on twice.

>>21486790
Shill fuck off
>>21483823 (OP)
Good dont eat it
More for me

>>21483823 (OP)
In sandwich form its not great.... but you cant talk shit about a good fish and chips. Also I like doing tilapia or salmon filets with rice and veggies.

>>21485651
This man isnt afraid to pleasure his woman..

>>21483823 (OP)
I mean a lot of times the bun is not big enough but look at those stubborn Germans.
>The winter is gonna decimate your troops, pull back Mr Hitler sir
>nonono, I am a stubborn German jew

>>21487805
>the bun is not big enough
Maybe they should put the two things on the bottom that don't fit in a regular bread roll into a sugary, soft hot dog bun for Mr. America.

>>21483823 (OP)
No fried herring?