Peak.

…slop

>>21484232 (OP)
I feel sorry for anyone who drinks these. Man up and do cocaine or drink coffee.

>>21484238
fpbp

>>21484232 (OP)
I can only drink this with 10% lemon juice and 60% water. Then it’s good, but how can anyone drink this without watering it down?

>>21484232 (OP)
>Peak
Garbage

I'm a Monster tooth rotted moron and even I think this is shite.

>>21484232 (OP)
>Peak. Fucking. Awesome.
Why spend $9 on a 500ml bottle of water when you can buy this instead?
EeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>>21484232 (OP)
True and real.

i've got a new fave, boys. it's not a sip but it's cheap

>>21484232 (OP)
The pineapple one was peak Monster and I'll die on that hill

>>21484232 (OP)
Step aside maggot, the true king its here!

>>21484232 (OP)
ultra gold is the best liquid conceived but every can of it has been wiped from the face of the earth, i just drink the normal zero sugar one now ;-;

>>21484232 (OP)
>>21484313
>>21484592
>>21484597
>>21484956
Are you guys concerned about the health risks of these? I wish I could drink them again but they are so bad for you.

>>21484946
Try the mango one. Its awesome and only a dollar.

V has always been my go to. My next pick is OG monster because the flavour is nostalgic for me. Mango loco is also great and if I'm feeling cheap I'll get a Mother.
Rockstar is trash, Red Bull is fine but not worth it (expensive in Australia for some reason), and I'm not a fan of any of the sugar free variants

The Ultra Peach one is kinda nice, but it gets real cat pissy as it warms up

>>21485220
Yes. I stopped drinking these as they started giving me major stomach acid issues after only a month or so.

>>21484232 (OP)
The best sip for when you're going out on a drive.

>>21484238
>>21484313
>>21484529
>>21484592
>>21484597
it's ok to be a pedophile. you are valid.

>>21486395
I think you’re projecting, troon

>>21484232 (OP)
peak retardation

>>21486369
>C5
SEXOOOOOO.

>>21485220
>Don't read this while eating ffs
I'm not but I really should be concerned. My older brother's a doctor and he suspected I was developing fatty liver because of my liquid shits and that I would eat and like twenty minutes later it's back out. Because I was drinking between 1.5-2 cans per day, I cut back on them and my stomach and diet is relatively normal again.

They rot your teeth. They (apparently) damage your liver. They probably also hurt your gut and its flora.

But Monster™ gives me the unique flavor of energy that turns my penis into a shiny bat of domestic abuse for my wife! You just don't get results like this anywhere else than when you get the monster energy from Monster™ Energy! "Be a milf!"

>>21485004
It actually sucks. I just had one. It wasn't good. It's only good when it's blazing hot and dry out and you have it just before it starts to freeze and there's frozen bits in it (I put my Monster in the freezer sometimes).

>>21486551
>it's the caffeine's fault i fantasize about beating my wife

>>21484313
coffee is stone age shit. I’m surprised they still bother making it considering all the energy drinks we have to choose from.

>>21486582
The ancients knew more than your prepubescent ass timmy

>>21486529
>"valid"
100% a troon

This is my personal GOAT. The grape one is good, too.

>I used to rule the world

>>21484313
kys this with coffee is peak