>your tacos, sir

Don't misgender me, asshole.

>>21485435 (OP)
i didnt order this shit

>>21485447
This dude went to an orphanage and raped the orphan boys there
I'm not joking

>>21485465
liberal lies

>>21485476
No he did a video celebrating how a california law to "protect lgbt people from discrimination" got his charges dropped and there was a huge outcry about his crimes and then he got banned from youtube

>>21485979
>banned
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjdL5Wzxw4U

>>21485985
oh jewtube let the jewish pedophile back on, after he was bragging about how he is unrepentant for having raped actual orphans, not surprising at all

somebody's gotta explain to me how to eat tacos served in a shell
i cant do that shit without some sort of funneling device


>>21485465
isnt that what orphans are for?

>>21486034
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0778/78/1718124524506292.webm
I imagine you're like the vtuber in the webm trying to take a bite, only to keep failing, so you keep turning it, only for more shit to keep spilling out

>>21486065
similar, but not quite
the shell is easy to break and smolder, so food will spill out no matter how i twist and turn, which is where i might be having trouble

damn that video was annoying AAARGH JUST PUT IT THROUGH THE HOLE YOU DUMB etc

>>21486077
just wait until you try hard mode

>>21486111
honestly, that one looks easier to consume, like stiff flatbread
the taco shape is wanky though - when i have tacos at home, i use soft tortillas and make a sausage or envelope

>>21486125
it has the same issues you outlined in shell tacos except everythings piled onto a flat disc instead of nestled in a folded valley. Sometimes the disc is really big
The answer to your initial demand here >>21486034 is patience, practice, and if youre smart a little ingenuity. Want some protips?

>>21486111
Tostadas are less likely to spill unless you didn't cook them properly. The shells shouldn't shatter into large pieces.

>>21486137
i'll sign up to that newsletter
obviously, in terms of topology, the disc and the valley are the same - but in practise they pose different pros and cons

>>21486146
shell taco
>breaking point along center of bottom, direct correlation to grease/liquid level of ingredients
>spillage from top prone by turning taco
>unwrap top (flat on table looking down at it)
>fold flap to hold like you would any fast food sandwich
>open side of taco must be above 45°
>rotate face while lifting taco to approach at complimentary angle
>bite, hold away from face, repeat
>you will slowly lose less fillings

tostada
>trickier, prone to breaking down the whole diameter
>heaviest at center, piled high
>inclination to lift at edges, don't want grease and bean smear on fingers
>turning (centripetal) angle less forgiving than taco, piled high toppings risk of spillage at any angle but parallel to table
>biting into round disk awkward and leaves face covered in foodstuff; nose, chin, sides of mouth
>solution?
>break it into nacho sized pieces on purpose
>only applies to med-large tostadas; small ones don't have this issues

Again, patience, and eventually you won't look or feel like a dumb gringo

>>21485435 (OP)
That’ll be 20 dollars plus tip

>>21486516
this but unironically

>>21485435 (OP)
This is a real taco.

>>21485435 (OP)
>That will be $20 plus a 15% gratuity fee. :)

>>21485465
Who are they going to tell, there parents?

A spanish coworker once brought it in these authentic tacos and mannnn, it had some sort of red sauce all over it, it was sooo good. Like the tsco shells were reddish orange and the grease from them robbed off onto your fingers. I don't know what they used to make it look or taste that way but it was the best fucking taco I ever had.

>>21486721
Tacos aren't from Spain.

>>21486890
What's your point, you obviously prissy faggot?

>>21485435 (OP)
I’ll stick with mine, nigger.