What's the biggest instant regret food you've eaten recently? I'm talking like the most heinous goops of pure slop that you immediately wish you hadn't eaten after finishing and probably ends up as vomit in toilet

>>21485573 (OP)
I tried that whole snake juice fasting thing but I thought I could get away witb "eyeballing" the various sodium measurements. That's how I found out I had no idea what an actual tablespoon serving looks like. I must've given myself whole grams of salt and potassium salt and all kinds of shit. Speaking of shit, it shot out my asshole like a waterfall. I'm worried my body might still be fucked up from it to this day.

I recently made my patented Kraft Dinner Crunchy Cheeto dinner and it didn't give me the happiness it used to.

Sauerkraut

My brain liked it because it was stringy and tangy, but my gut did not. I felt bloated as fuck for an entire 8 hours. Fuck sauerkraut. Nope.

>>21485707
you sound like your gut fauna is fucked

>>21485713
>fauna

>>21485713
Nah, the same thing happens with regular cabbage and bok choy. My gut just doesn't like cabbage.

>>21485637
You're too stupid to live. I hope it did fuck you up permanently.

>>21485761
I was a fat and desperate kid

ate like 6 chicken wings but it was the whole wing and they were huge over the weekend

>>21485772
Whole wing? Like the bone too?

>>21485573 (OP)
I ordered taco pizza for old time's sake but they added refried beans to it. It was good, but I'm not a fat fuck power eater anymore, so all the lettuce wilted and the whole thing was a soggy mess. It took me all damn day and night to eat it and I threw out all the sliced tomatoes on top. The crushed tortilla chips were stale and nasty by the end.

>>21485769
Oh. Sorry. Be more careful next time. Talk to other people first.

>>21485775
I like the bone marrow

>>21485782
Thanks. I lost a lot of weight since then with just CICO.

I once ate three pounds of chunky peanut butter in one sitting. I was shaking and sweating like you wouldn't believe, and then when I had to go poop, it was worse than when I done did drink a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce mixed with some redneck's bottle of dip spit.

>>21485731
seems like you don't have that dawg within you

>>21485573 (OP)
>been getting into noodle-making lately
>wanna try my hand at making soba
>live in semi-rural area so can only find one type of buckwheat flour without having to drive a while (this is where I fucked up)
>kneading and shaping feels kinda weird and gritty but manageable
>boil the noodles
>feels like eating burnt sand
Surprise surprise turns out flour grind coarseness matters

I tried street nachos for the first time yesterday and regretted it instantly. The mix of doritos, cold nachos cheese, and unseasoned chicken were censory hell + i got a stomach ache an hour after

>>21485573 (OP)
Probably Indian takeout back in January. The food hygiene meme is real.

>>21485789
Shoenice, is that you?

>>21485789
story time please

I ate two large pizzas within a few hours once. I was doing coke which gives me the munchies big time.

>>21485815
We need more. There are vendors where you live and they have street locations where they serve nachos made with Doritos chips, COLD cheese sauce, and bland chicken??

Why did that even seem appetizing to begin with? What did it cost? What the actual FUCK, anon?

>>21485830
Weird. Are you Artie Lange?