drunk as fuck and about to drive to taco bell, what should i get?

>>21485844 (OP)
>what should i get
behind the wheel

A knuckle sandwich

>>21485844 (OP)
A DUI ticket and all the shit that entails.

>>21485844 (OP)
>taco bell near me used to be open till 2am
>they now close at 9pm
Its over

>>21485844 (OP)
How about you doordash it instead of endangering the lives of innocent people, you piece of shit?

>>21485844 (OP)
stacker, add rice and jalapeno
chili cheese burrito if available, add cabbage and grill it
loaded nachos if you are eating immediately after it's made
double stacked taco
maybe the double beef burrito, add onion and ranchero sauce if available
get a nutsack of 2 cinnabon balls for dessert

>>21485905
Sorry boss, you’re either somebody or a poor sap getting rear ended by a dodge pickup thats also old enough to drink.

if you get softshell ur a little bitch

>>21485906
>we're sorry, but the fingers you are attempting to dial with are too fat

>>21485844 (OP)
A hooker.

>>21485844 (OP)
>drunk as fuck and about to drive
I hope you crash through the window and go into destitution from the resulting lawsuits.

>>21485921
what
are you so poor you have to carefully consider what you get at taco fuckin bell so you don't spend too much?
or are you so concerned with being in the clean plate club so you have to eat everything to earn your good boy points

You're drunk enough to go to Taco John's instead for a six pack and a pound. That shit's gonna taste so good when you're throwing up in the morning you alcoholic son of a bitch.

>>21485844 (OP)
Triple beef cheese burrito and a loaded fries pocket. And a large baja

>>21485916
god forbid I don’t want my taco to shatter into a million fucking pieces

>>21485926

>>21485965
>oppressed
You're not oppressed enough. The 21st amendment was a mistake.

>>21485969

>>21485974
>I want to kill your children
Ladies and gentlemen, the "rational" libertarian "philosophy" when challenged...

If you make it 6 chalupas 3 beef 3 chicken all super

>>21485974
Man, i don't know if you just saved this picture and were so excited to post it or what... But honestly, you sound like a piece of shit. You really don't deserve to be representing anybody whether they're a drinker or not. You just kind of need to die.

>>21485905
Just don't crash, easy.

>>21486074
>post a funny meme
>"you should die"
Says more about you than it does me

>>21486102
>>post a funny meme
A meme about what, in response to what?
>>"you should die"
You're right, he should've told you "your children should die," like >>21485974.

>>21486112
You seem upset have some nice alcohol to take the edge off, buddy

>>21486115
>nice alcohol
Oxymoron, unless you're offering to treat a cut or scratch before it gets infected and festers.

>>21486120
There is a cut on your soul alcohol can cure

>>21486135
>oh ho ho, aren't I clever
No, you're not.

>>21485905
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>>21485844 (OP)
Ride your bicycle through the drive thru. Get cheesey gordita crunch, crunchwrap, a cheesey bean and rice burrito and two two tacos. And ALL THE SAUCES
Also if you get a DUI on a bicycle at least its a lulzy story and only you are in danger of dying.

>>21485844 (OP)
A DWI

>>21485855
>>21485905
>>21485926
>>21486600
Summerfags.