Now, I love my country, I do, but I'm not blind to its problems. America has some insanely good food, but unfortunately, and I cannot stress this enough, our food literacy is probably among the worst in the world. Now what do I mean by food literacy? I do not mean "reading the ingredients" per-se, I mean understanding how to use food.
I cannot tell you the amount of times I have seen clueless retards look at me dumbfounded because I was cutting off chunks of parmesan to eat by itself. I cannot TELL YOU the amount of times gobsmacked inbred babies have looked at me like I had a third head and started warning me about food poisoning.
The people who know how to cook in this country are among the best in the world, but my fucking god, the general populace, curb-stompingly stupid...Is there some kind of campaign we could organize to change this? Guilt tripping people into feeling bad for being morons who don't know the basics of food literacy? I'm tired of feeling like I want to go outside and drive my car through a communal junction every fucking time people talk about food.
>>21485937 (OP)>the general populace, curb-stompingly stupid...Is there some kind of campaign we could organize to change this?Nope. People have been trying to do it by means of mass media (TV) for at least 40 years and nothing. Well, companies got people to cut fat with the "fat free" bullshit, but only made it worse by adding more corn based sugar.
But still, you can be a fully functional person with a fulfilling life by simply not being a waddler or needing an SMV to get around.
>>21485937 (OP)Back in my day, we abolished insane asylums, legalized miscegenation, banned the sterilization of the mentally retarded, and we even had a negro president. And we are better off for it, I say. I'd rather live in an idiocracy than a stupid meritocracy!
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It’s pretty much the same everywhere. A minority of quality human beings surrounded by existential deadweight.
Diamonds and coal.
>>21485937 (OP)You're not on Facebook now
how do you go from "LET ME EAT MY CHEESE BLOCKS IN PEACE" to "curb stomping"?
this is a very silly thread
>America has some insanely good food
i will see it when i believe it, than again, i will never go to America, so i guess my opinion doesn't matter
>>21486073>existential deadweight.Like 4chan posters, they give me the ick.
>>21485937 (OP)why bother with any of that shit when I can just pop a Hungry Man in the microwave and be done with it
>>21486281>they give me the ickWhy? It’s the only online forum that respects free speech.
And the only people who don’t like free speech are those that are scared of the truth.
>>21486306It will taste like microwaved dogshit and have microplastics and barely any vegetable nutrients
>>21486306Youre one of the retards OP was referring to. Enjoy your shitslop
>>21486257Ive never seen a post resolve itself before, kek
Like I said to the bitch at the free samples stand at Costco: I ain't buyin' it.
Nobody is cutting off and eating chunks of cheese in front of audiences with enough regularity that said audiences have anything to say about it. And if you, unaccountably, are doing so, that begs the question: why the fuck are you cutting off and eating chunks of cheese in front of audiences with enough regularity that they have something to say about it?
It don't make no dang sense.
And no matter how retarded they are (and they are most certainly very, very retarded), no Americans think eating cheese will give anyone food poisoning. Fuck you.
>>21486423He lives in Byron Bay, it’s mandatory to have a poopy dick. They do roadside inspections.
>oh my god you left that out of the fridge for 3 hours, you're not going to eat it, right?
has been said to me unironically
>>21485937 (OP)>and I cannot stress this enoughgo back you fucking faggot
>>21485937 (OP)>The people who know how to cook in this country are among the best in the worldI unironically avoid American cooktubers because almost all of them suck at cooking and are also Jewish
