Scho-Ka-Kola Review - /ck/ (#21487249)

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:56:31 PM No.21487249
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Tested a caffeine chocolate, that was used my various parts of the German army in WW2 to keep awake & for a moral boost. Each capsule holds 16 pieces, 8 pieces being that equivalent of a cup of coffee, 16 is more than an energy drink.

You can clearly taste the coffee in there, though its not bitter. The milk chocolate tastes like an iced latte mixed with quality milk chocolate being very creamy. The dark chocolate is richer in flavor and more bitter, very earthy as well. It tastes akin to dark chocolate & black coffee, it would go great cold conditions.

The price was 4 Euro, for a 100 gram tin can. Too high a price for me to use in daily life, though when going hiking or just on a trip I'll be taking one or two of these.
Nutrition facts Per 100 g Per piece
>Energy 2,266 kJ (545 kcal) 143 kJ (34 kcal)
>Protein 9.1 g 0.6 g
>Total Carbs 42.1 g 2.7 g
>Total Fat 35.5 g 2.2 g
>Salt 0.03 g 0.002 g
>Caffeine 200mg 12.5mg
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:03:36 PM No.21487266
>>21487249 (OP)
It's not bad chocolate but the caffeine is a complete meme. As you point out, if you eat the ENTIER TIN you get the equivalent of maybe 2 cups of coffee, and by that point you're getting more of a buzz from the sugar content. And the Germans didn't need to keep soldiers awake with coffee-chocolate, by the end of the war they were giving them literal methamphetamines rations.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:09:32 PM No.21487280
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>>21487266
They didn't need to, but having a tin of coffee chocolate while flying a long night mission is both a moral boost and sure the caffeine & sugar helps too.

It was issued in rations, used by all of the branches. They were giving meth, but this was issued too.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:19:46 PM No.21487394
>>21487266
>by the end of the war they were giving them literal methamphetamines rations.
they were already doing it from the start, they had to cut it in the because of addiction and crashing out
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:33:11 PM No.21487419
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I love me some Scho-Ka-Kola. I had to dig for this photo, the latest ones had my cock next to the tins as a size comparison for a German banker from Liechtenstein and a few Chinese ladies I am friends with
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:37:26 PM No.21487430
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I tried 2 tins of this as a meme, shipped all the way from germany.

It just tastes like really really really shitty instant coffee granules put into a piece of chocolate.

Worst $8 i ever spent in germany
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:38:49 PM No.21487433
>>21487394
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D4NR3JNR/

caffeinated mints are pretty easy to come by and come in 80mg dosages
way easier to carry, wont melt, and if you chew one it will give a pretty big jolt
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:41:59 PM No.21487440
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for me it's the gas station chocolates
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:42:07 PM No.21487441
I remember back when you could buy Red Bull Mentos.
They would pep you up quite a bit.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:45:39 PM No.21487451
Other than just another random chocolate to taste, tell me why someone (who isn't a fatass) would want to eat caffinated chocolates when you just just do a thin line of coke now and then.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:53:54 AM No.21487671
>>21487249 (OP)
Make with real Kola nuts? Well, well, well... looks like we got ourselves a smart ass.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:54:47 AM No.21487672
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They had a hazelnut variant in the 60ies. The blue ones are OK, not a fan of the red. Way overpriced, but you get a nice tin.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:55 AM No.21487773
>>21487249 (OP)
>You can clearly taste the coffee in there, though its not bitter
I've had both of them. the only thing you can taste is kola nut. they don't have that much caffeine in them.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:32 AM No.21487905
>>21487671
>Make
*made
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:33:10 AM No.21487917
>>21487419
what brand headphones are these?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:33:33 AM No.21487919
>>21487917
E-Mu Teaks
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:16:06 AM No.21488416
>>21487919
Are they pretty big? I’m having a hard time telling from that photo because I’m unfamiliar with the size of the other three items
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:23:32 AM No.21488422
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>>21487249 (OP)
*buttfucks your EPIC nazi meme chocolate to death*
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:16:31 AM No.21488649
>>21487249 (OP)
>>21487280
>moral boost
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:24:29 AM No.21488658
>>21488649
You don't think chocolate provided a moral boost in WW2 for soldiers?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:01:39 AM No.21488713
>>21488658
moral and morale are two different things
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:03:19 AM No.21488716
>>21488713
You seem fun at parties.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:07:23 AM No.21488721
>>21488716
you are using this saying wrong
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:42:58 PM No.21488794
>>21488416
Yes, quite large.