WHY WON'T THE FUCKING BUTTER SPREAD? IT'S BEEN ON THE COUNTER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE FOR DAYS

>>21487292 (OP)
Try beating it with a rolling pin, then it spreads nicely

>>21487294
He's talking about butter, not your mom.

>>21487292 (OP)
there was something in the news a few years ago about butter not softening at room temperature and it was because the cows were being fed something that changed the fat type in their milk

or your house is cold

>>21487292 (OP)
Put it on a small dish or bowl or whatever then put it on top of a toaster oven while you cook toast etc. If you have toaster oven that is.. or just put the stick of butter between your ass cheeks while you sleep. It will be ready for toasted things in the morning.

>>21487313
>there was something in the news a few years ago about butter not softening at room temperature and it was because the cows were being fed something that changed the fat type in their milk
https://www.npr.org/2021/02/24/971018428/baffled-canadians-spread-reports-of-hard-butter

No longer satisfied with being in the bread, the Jews are now also in the butter.

>>21487292 (OP)
you fucked up the moment you didn't use a butterbell

>>21487292 (OP)
Put butter on knife, put knife to bread, and rub knife back and forth on butter. The friction makes it spreadable.

>>21487363
>wet butter

>>21487292 (OP)
that means the butter is still harder than the bread
so try spreading the bread on the butter instead einstein

>>21487366
Fat and water do famously mix.

>>21487336
Canadian here, I had this issue for awhile and fully believed this. but then I moved and my butter started being spreadable again. same brand. as appealing as it is to believe there is some conspiracy with the dairy mafia fucking with our butter, I think now that it has more to do with the specific environment - temperature and moisture content - in your house.

>>21487292 (OP)
Evil spirits.
Hang some garlic at your door and burn your television.

>>21487369
Butter is only 82% fat albeit

>>21487292 (OP)
Because butter is not margarine.

>>21487585
I can't believe it's not butter

>>21487292 (OP)
Maybe you're just stupid.

>>21487363
dumbass americans will truly buy the dumbest fucking unitaskers. I take out my cooking torch and pass over cold butter from the fridge for a few seconds and wala, melted butter.

>>21487363
>>21488022
What a crock of shit.