Name a better breakfast. You literally can't.

>>21487416 (OP)
2 cups of coffee and 2 cigarettes

>>21487416 (OP)
beer

>>21487418
O neal

>>21487416 (OP)
and beer.

g fuel, hype sauce flavor, extra ice

>>21487416 (OP)
Anything that provides a modicum of nutrition, and not a combination of two addictive stimulants.
>>21487421
>>21487428
Repealing Prohibition was a mistake.

>>21487416 (OP)
You are completely shameless, aren't you?

>>21487435
im not eating cum for breakfast bro

>>21487449
Thank God. Have you tried food? Y'know, what this board is allegedly meant to discuss?

>>21487418
This
>>21487421
Vodka

>Name a better breakfast.
The lamentations of the corrupt.

>>21487416 (OP)
Morning sex followed by
Eggs, toast, bacon and a bowl of fruit.
Then coffee and a cig

>>21487416 (OP)
It's peak

the cocaine and 2 litter ice cold water bottle is missing

>>21487416 (OP)
coffee is ok. but tea instead

>>21487416 (OP)
I'm in bed watching cooking videos and browsing /ck/ but this makes me want to wake up and have a European Zyn and a Vietnamese coffee
I love America.

>>21487416 (OP)
Cheap vodka and camel filters.
Picrel: close enough

>>21487501
I love "waking her up" by, well... eating her out... But there's always a chance you'll end up lapping up your own creampie ¯\_(ヅ)_/¯

>>21487846
>>21487854
BTW, I haven't had a cigarette in something like twenty years, and I really don't miss it but I do miss cigars... Iykyk

>>21487860
wait... bill clinton posts here?

>>21487435
I've been trying to cut back on drinking lately, but because cunts like you exist I am forced to out of spite. Kill yourself.

>>21487416 (OP)
you wear lipstick, anon? other than the lipstick stains on the filter and rim of the cup, agreed.

>>21487873
>I'll drink myself to death because someone reminded me that's not a good thing to do
Okay. You'll be dead and I'll be alive. What then?

>>21487416 (OP)
chicken and onion toasted sandwiches on wholegrain bread with half a bag of chopped carrots

>>21487918
Not likely, anyone who wants to oppress others out of bitterness like you doesn't have the necessary temperament for long life. Regardless, even if I died today I have lived more than you possibly could, even if you lived another hundred years. So you should just end your pathetic incel life now.

>>21487933
>anyone who wants to oppress others out of bitterness
>like you
Nice try.

>>21487416 (OP)
it's what i have for breakfast everyday, except i use 2/3 cold brew concentrate 1/3 whole milk.

>>21487933
Wanna play Russian Roulette?

>>21487954
No that absolutely is you, everyone knows it, they can tell you're a hateful waste of oxygen, which is why you're an incel and no one likes you, which is the true reason you want to ban everything fun. You should just admit I am right and then chug some bleach.

I’ll go first

>>21487977
>everything fun
If inebriation is the only way you can imagine having fun, that says more about you than it does me.

I do 3 bullets. 1, 2, 3. Three.

>>21487987
Any government which caters to faggots like you isn't going to stop at drugs, the degenerate shit you goon to because no woman would ever willingly touch your penis would be banned as well. Plus if we're repealing amendments there are plenty of people just as up their own ass about guns and "hate speech" as you are about alcohol, so the second and first are probably going too. The last thing the world needs is another slave minded faggot giving authoritarians an excuse to make all of us miserable, so you should chug bleach tonight you worthless waste of oxygen.

One shot that is what it is all about.. and mum’s spaghetti.

>>21488013
>the degenerate shit you goon to
Non-applicable.
>there are plenty of people just as up their own ass about guns
The Monopoly of Force is necessary to maintain any Government, yes.

>>21488031
>Non-applicable.
Yeah right, every authfaggot like you is a creep, and thus no one would care if the government used its monopoly of force against you. In fact I think everyone with the misfortune of knowing you would laugh heartily at the news. So you should just chug bleach tonight, faggot.

>>21488078
>every authfaggot like you is a creep
Then you must be corresponding with a unicorn, and his name is (Me).
>no one would care if the government used its monopoly of force against you
Of course not. If they were doing their job right, it would never be reported on.

>>21487987
>>21487435
Getting drunk helps people socialize, and socialization is good for society. The prohibition did nothing. Like, literally nothing other than give cops more work.

>>21488090
>it would never be reported on
If you live alone, neither would your suicide. If you live with mom and dad they'll report it, but only so they don't have to handle your disgusting fat incel corpse themselves. So you should just blow your brains out, because basically everyone who knows you thinks you're a waste. Make sure to inject some psilocybe spores in your skin before you do though, that way at least your corpse can do more good for humanity than it ever did alive. Kill yourself.

>>21488100
The guy is an incel, he thinks socialization is evil because he is inherently unlikable. People like him are why MAID should be mandatory for anyone who still has their v card at 21.

>>21488100
>socialization is good for society
And better sober.
>prohibition did nothing
Except reduce the number of people abusing ethanol, by the same logic that "legalizing" cannabis certainly led to an increase of people abusing cannabis.
>>21488101
A lot of words for, "I'm deeply offended and you should be killed in the name of freedom."
>>21488111
>he thinks socialization is evil
Yes, I disagree with the circumstances in which (You) perform it, so I must hate it outright...
>MAID should be mandatory for anyone who still has their v card at 21
Yes, the Government (the Canadian one, for some reason) should kill me for disagreeing with (You). Surely, this is rational anti-authoritarianism at work...

>>21488127
No, you should kill yourself because you're very obviously not fit to live in a free society and not willing to move to a brownoid one because you'll have to leave your parents' house. So since you will never be happy in life, and it seems your only purpose in life is to make others as unhappy as possible, you should kill yourself for your own good and everyone else's.

>>21488134
>you will never be happy in life
Your definition of "happiness" comes from a bottle.

>>21487416 (OP)
The whole case.

>>21488153
That's just one of many things I get joy from, you on the other hand have nothing, which is why you want to take whatever happiness you can away from others, and also why you should blow your worthless skull open

>>21487416 (OP)
You're a loser if you can't eat this for breakfast.

>>21487871
Nope... I am married to a closeted dyke psycho bitch though... - no weird shit no foundation money no fun stuff... Figures, huh..? -

>>21488163
>That's just one of many things I get joy from
Right, I forgot about the ones that come in pill form, or rolled in sheets of paper to get burned and have their smoke inhaled...
>you on the other hand have nothing
And it's clear those are genuinely your only sources of joy. Thank you for the confirmation.

>>21488187
For all you young wipper snappers the other uber psycho closeted carpet muncher is Hilldawg

>>21488163
A totally healthy response to someone who says he doesn't like booze. I'm starting to take this guy's side honestly, because of you

>>21488078
>no one would care if the government used its monopoly of force against you.
No one cared when the government used its monopoly of force on everyone, including themselves. And for what? So they could go back to eating and fucking?
It’s the zombie apocalypse and you think the survivors care what the zombies think.
Stupid ass.

>>21487416 (OP)
French cooking is next level.

>>21487416 (OP)
Replace the cigarette with a cigar.

>>21488197
No, it's a response to someone who says anyone who drinks or produces alcohol for themselves should be locked up for doing so. I dislike the kind of gay scat porn that faggot almost certainly enjoys, but that doesn't mean I think it should be banned, that's something only bitter closeted authoritarian queers want the power to do.

>>21488432
>I dislike gay scat porn
Your loss little miss vanilla

>>21488432
>the kind of gay scat porn that faggot almost certainly enjoys
When you're done writing fiction, I'm happy to talk like an adult.

>>21488482
If you stop acting like a closeted queer degenerate bitter you never got to experience life due to your own neurosis, I will stop treating you like one. That's probably not going to happen though, because you are exactly that, so you should just kill yourself.

>>21488111
>MAID should be mandatory
it's self elected like any other form of suicide silly billy

>>21488496
Oh, I see... it's projection, not fiction.
>>21488500
No, see, he believes the Government should intervene and end the lives of people who hold the radical notion that some vices deserve regulation. And virgins past the age of 21, for some reason, though I suspect suicidal ideation.

>>21487450
Do you even eat food? What are you,?

>>21488505
It's written all over your posts, all your seething about alcohol and other drugs is just jealousy of those who can live free and overcompensation for your own degeneracy. Since it's unlikely you will ever overcome that, you will always be miserable and make others miserable, so you should kill yourself.

>>21488510
>Do you even eat food?
No, I photosynthesize. I'm the world's first sentient plant. Dumbass...
>>21488514
>all your seething about alcohol and other drugs is
Because I'd prefer a culture of enforced sobriety than one that thinks intoxication is synonymous with celebration.

>>21488505
Also it's pretty ironic that someone who wants the government to lock people up or gun them down in the street just for having a drink is seething about said tyrannical government hypothetically cracking down on them. That would be the just end for you, but it would likely mean a lot of people who aren't absolute degenerate faggot pedo wastes of oxygen also get killed, so it would be better if you just kill yourself tonight to make the world a better place.

>>21488527
>seething about said tyrannical government hypothetically cracking down on them
Less "seething," more calling out your hypocrisy manifesting as wishful thinking.

>>21488525
Then fuck off to Saudi Arabia and get shit on by an oil baron, I'm sure you can find at least one into fat incel faggots with the worst slave bitch mentality I've ever seen.

>>21488532
>I'm sure you can find at least one into fat incel faggots
I'm sure you could too, but how would that benefit me?

>>21487854

>>21488531
>fat incel faggot wanting to ban a substance the vast majority of the non Muslim world (and a lot of the Muslim world as well) consumes saying anything about "wishful thinking"
LMAO the shit you want will never fucking happen, and we all know you seethe about that every fucking day. So you should just put a shotgun in your mouth tonight, because no woman or man will ever touch the dick or butthole of an insufferable cuntbag like you.

>>21488505
>he believes the Government should intervene and end the lives of people
i know, that isn't what MAID is

>the radical notion that some vices deserve regulation
I'll take that seriously when you say the same thing about the internet. That aside. I believe that vices should be taxed and regulated, because they are. You can't buy alcohol from a store as a child, and adults are allowed to destroy their lives if they want. Dude is clearly unhappy, let him be unhappy.

>>21488545
People who want to ban things just because they get some unspecified "ick" from them are clearly unhappy as well, but in a way which is much more damaging to society.

>>21488540
>>fat incel faggot
The more you say this, the more it sounds like an admission.
>the shit you want will never fucking happen
Thanks for the reminder. I hold no wishful thinking about that. You, however, hold a lot of wishful thinking that your adolescent goading will eventually push me off the edge.
>>21488545
>i know, that isn't what MAID is
I know, but his expression that it "should be mandatory" shows that he's really advocating for state-backed euthanasia of those he considers undesirable. He also thinks he's anti-authoritarian, which would be the funniest part if it wasn't so typical of self-described anti-authoritarians...
>I'll take that seriously when you say the same thing [some vices deserve regulation] about the internet
Done. Now what?
>>21488550
>unspecified
I've been very specific, actually. See >>21488505 and >>21488525.

>>21488555
So you admit forums like this are a harmful vice, yet you engage in them anyway? Yeah you're a total hypocrite like most authfags, yet another reason you should give yourself a buckshot facial, because everyone sees through your bullshit.

>>21488558
>forums like this are a
Means of communication, yes. That doesn't mean the internet getting regulated hasn't been a long time coming.
>give yourself a buckshot facial
Just pay Courtney Love to do it. She'll even give you enough heroin to fake out the coroner.

>>21488563
Yes, which means you won't be able to access the gay furry scat you love, so you should kill yourself tonight faggot.

>>21488569
Oh no, I won't be able to access something I never wanted to see, what EVER will I do?
>kill yourself tonight faggot
You've said this so many times, I'm convinced this is either the scripted go-to of a chatbot prompted to say this (possibly with the intent of having it be said in multiple ways, but always returning to the same specific words), or a projected expression of suicidal ideation. I typically loathe armchair psychology, but what else am I left to conclude?

Smokers have become the new ''DUDE WEEK LMAO 420'' fags. It's insane how annoying these faggots are and how they have to constantly tell you that they smoke.
>DUDE LOOK AT ME
>I DRANK A COFFEE AND SMOKED AS MY BREAKFAST
>DUDE
>I AM SO INTERESTING
Literally every single one of them does this and they tell you about it. They are the new vegans.

>>21488575
Lie to yourself all you want, but we all know you're a closeted furry scat faggot, and probably a pedo too. You really should kill yourself, you're not intelligent enough to break past your neurosis about your degeneracy so your life will never improve.

>>21487416 (OP)
*blocks your path

>>21488595
>Lie to yourself all you want
That being none, so there.
>we all know you're a closeted furry scat faggot, and probably a pedo too
And how would that be?

>>21487416 (OP)
This pic screams "tranny with an eating disorder", nothing feminine about being a skeleton, not even with supermarket brand lipstick.

>>21487416 (OP)
Kippers on toast with a a coffee and a cig

>>21488595
>>21488604
I dont think one of these Anons are real. Kek.

>>21488577
Yeah but its actually cool to smoke

>>21488741
I’ve read the whole thing twice. It’s better than a Sally Fields movie.

Why do people take such pride in being so nutrient deficient

>>21488787
It was cool until these faggots got to it. That's why smoking has gone into a massive decline. Cool people used to smoke, cool people like Clint Eastwood and James Dean.
Now the people associated with smoking are anorexic gays and trannies. Freaks who are only seen as cool by tumblr freaks.

Indie music weirdos and art fags ruined smoking. Every pretentious indie band has a song about cigarettes and they fetishize being frail and sick. It's no longer the cool badass guy thing to smoke.

>>21488891
>It's no longer the cool badass guy thing to smoke.
Do you base all your decisions on what other people will think, and how popular your fake public avatar will be? And if so, how do you differentiate between your fake persona and the real you?
Do you even remember who you are, or have you become a vacant collaboration of other people's opinions?
Do you have a vaccine tattoo?

>>21488891
This is why pipe smoking needs to make a comeback, a gentleman having a chill time is always effortlessly cool. Cigarettes are for tryhards.

>>21489033
No, tranny. Other people have no effect on my decision to smoke or not. I am calling out the faggots who do smoke and telling you why other people have stopped smoking.
I am telling you that a lot has happened that has turned smoking from the cool guy thing to what we have now, which is some faggot making a thread about how he doesn't eat in the mornings.

I wouldn't fault a single person who saw this new faggotry and decided that smoking is no longer for them. At a certain point it's perfectly normal to care about how you are seen and no longer do the uncool thing because other people ruined it.

>>21489044
Pipes were hijacked by autistic hipster fags. Cigars seem to be holding strong. You don't really see faggots smoking cigars.

>>21487416 (OP)
Fried egg sandwich, oatmeal with peanut butter and dried cranberries, a cup of frog spawn, a handful of wasps, a fuckin croissant....?
It's not even hard to think of a better breakfast, tf bro

>>21487854
few things are more disgusting than hearing a boomer talk dirty

>>21489325
Nicotine is a stimulant with various psychoactive properties. A cigarette is a popular delivery system for said stimulant.
It isn't your Gucci sneakers with the plastic fur around the ankles and the little fake gold G.

>>21488539
Shit happens bub, what are you gonna do... It's not that bad
You know what goes great with pussy -even relatively recently creampied ones-
Champagne... And whipped cream... Glorious

>>21489338
That's not talking dirty... If anything it's being overly descriptive...
Why do you zoomers hate sex?
I'm late Gen X or whatever the fuck they call it now, and we grew up with the big ol AIDS boogeyman and still, it wasn't this irrational fear of anything even remotely associated with sex... Fucking grim

>>21487854
Seek help you cantakerous cup of cranberry coloured cum

>>21489391
See...
>>21489387

>>21487563
Tannins in tea cause tension headaches for the white man. Whites were not meant to drink it. Makes teeth stained. Has a bunch of flouride in black and puerh. Green tea is the least bad of the teas but it's nasty stuff. Unless you are an Asiatic, there is only harm that can come to you by drinking the shit.

>>21487416 (OP)
aren't you on strike anyway though, cause Macron wants to cancel your public holidays?

>>21489407
why are mutts so afraid of the dumbest shit lmao

>>21487416 (OP)
I'm not a homosexual or a frenchman

>>21487563
Tea has 10 calories so you're objectively wrong idiot

I smoked too much the other day, so yesterday I decided to wait longer for my morning smoke. Ended up lasting 9 hours, smoked 4 that night. 7 hours into today and I still haven’t smoked. Is this pattern going to get me anywhere from a pack/day, or am I suffering for no reason? Not really planning on quitting, just being a lot less dependent

>>21489407
If you're only eating and drinking what white people evolved to consume, that leaves you with unseasoned meat, root vegetables, berries, cheese and mead. Enjoy!

>>21489387
>Why do you zoomers hate sex?
Perhaps they instinctively connect the dots between all the degeneracy, the weakness, and our failing civilisation?