Be honest anons... you don't seriously do this do you?

>>21487439 (OP)
I haven’t had a kid cuisine nor a job in many years

I would print out the same text, but use comic sans. Then scribble below, "red smear, this is an adult company, please do not use comic sans again"

>>21487439 (OP)
Never stop noodlemaxxing

>>21487439 (OP)
no but that's a very clear sign to look for a better place to work

>>21487439 (OP)
i'd stock the freezer with kid cuisine if some uppity HR bitch did this

>a office

>>21487472
what if you have WASP boomer ''''colleagues'''' that dislike anything good in life?

>>21487439 (OP)
I don't think I can get an in-office job ever again. Its the same busy-body karens with nothing to do (because they get paid to just show up and do no work all day) complaining about shit that simply does not matter.

I had some fucking cunt one time get pissy with me because I plugged my personal wall-wart into a desk outlet to charge my personal phone, and she lost her fucking mind saying I was plugging in non-approved devices to company owned outlets shortly after she busted some manager plugging in a personal mini fridge in their office. Doing nothing all day but complaining about others doing reasonable shit.

Fuck that bitch, bring in play-dough for lunch the next day, lunchables, see if she can raise such a stink about her not liking someone elses lunch so she gets sat down and told to shut up by some big boss that does not fucking care.

>>21487488
This is the proper response

If I saw you eating fucking chicken nuggets I'm firing you immediately. No need for retarded manchildren around here.

>>21487439 (OP)
i can tell that was written by an extremely effeminate/likely homosexual "male" or a femoid

>>21487495
My doctor prescribed Lean Cuisines to keep my calories and ingredients low.

>>21487439 (OP)
I don’t think that post is at all serious and is a made up event for E-tention.

>>21487439 (OP)
Get some STEEL if they want to STEAL!

>>21487533
>responding with violence
does your apartment (rented) chirp?

I added strychnine laced grain I got from tractor supply once to my work fridge food that kept getting stolen. It was taken, but I never heard anyone getting sick. It was for woodchucks. I wish I would have heard someone got sick.

>>21487595
this didn't happen but you are jewish for having this fantasy

>>21487439 (OP)
>a office
>a
Brown hands typed that

>>21487595
that's a bit harsh bro, considering "dude I just wanted them to stop taking my food" doesn't hold up well in an attempted/successful murder trial

>>21487595
Ratatouille strychnine?
Sometimes she's a friend of mine.
Furry mussels marching on (she thinks she's Kaiser Wilhelm).
"Too bad the burial was premature," she said and smiled.

>This is a office.
Bro get a new job

>>21487618
Yeah... didn't happen bro.

>>21487635
Thieves deserve no less than painful poisoning.

>>21487641
This stuff. Wasn't that long ago. Gonna k
Do it again if it wasn't a one off.

Don't fuck with other people's food y'all

>>21487681
>some kike reports himself for poisoning people
what a stupid piece of shit enjoy hell

>>21487698
You first jew

>>21487620
HELLO SAR, KINDLY DON'T BRING KIDS MEAL TO OFFICE

>>21487439 (OP)
That post is fake. It’s ragebait. This thread is too.