If aliens came to earth and enjoy the entirety of the earths bounty, stayed for a while and they brought back some foods to share with their bros back on their home planet and their friends asked, so what did Earth taste like...? They would give them this. Black olives. Just this. This is what earth tastes like.

You know its true.

>>21487907 (OP)
The oily richness, the slight acidic taste, the olive perfume... everyone needs to explore the world of olives.

>>21487907 (OP)
They already do this when they abduct people and torture them to extract as many endorphins and amino acids as possible and then eat them.

>>21487935
>olive perfume
its sounds like you fuck olives

>>21487942
that's silly sauce. do you put this on your french fries?

>>21487907 (OP)
Chocolate covered raisins and they would all overeat themselves to death.

>>21487907 (OP)
they then return to earth and destroy us for giving them trash.

>>21487952
Now you've got me wondering if olive oil makes good lube

>>21487986
absolutely, but its a natural product.

>>21487952
You can smell it if you get quality olives.
>>21487986
No, it doesn't.

>>21487907 (OP)
>so what did Earth taste like...?
They would give them raw beetroot.
And then they would have a giggle.