a bunch of fast food chains are opening stores in Australia over the next couple of years, it will be great to have some more variety rather than just kfc mcdonalds and burger king.

>chuck e cheese
>in n out
>popeyes
>jollibee
>wendys
>firehouse suns

firehouse subs*

>>21488772 (OP)
What's the point? They'll all be stupidly expensive.
5 guys in Melbourne the burgers start at $18, plus $7 for chips.

>wendys
you Straya niggas don't even have a fucking wendy's?
bro what the fuck

Im offended that Chuck e cheese thinks it has a market here. Even most burgers think it’s a bit gross.
>>21488842
And it’s always empty.

>>21488853
We have wendys but they only do hotdogs, donuts and shakes, we never got the burger chain.

>>21488859
lel. fucking what? that's kind of fucked up ngl
the burgers are square btw so don't freak out when you see one

>>21488842
5 guys is just expensive. the wendys on the gold coast is about the same as hungry jacks and carls jr is actually cheaper. sad they closed most of the stores down though. i loved the california classic

>>21488868
Ok, I'll try to maintain my composure.

I'm hyped about popeyes and jollibee. i hate how soft and greasy kfc chicken is. i prefer crispy.

the best fried chicken i ever had was from a bakery ran by a vietnamese guy

>>21488883
Carls jr was inferior to Hungry Jacks, but HJs keep cheapening the ingredients to the point that even a whopper makes me feel sick. Maybe that's just from jeets handling the raw ingredients.

>>21488889
they also have frostys, and there's a bunch of fan art of the mascot online where she's got a big ass. I dare say the addition of wendy's to its fruited lands only further cements australia's status as 'the party capital of the continents' to the world

>>21488774
Maybe they'll have complimentary pickles for Australians.

>>21488774
They’re shit sorry ozzies

>>21488772 (OP)
>jollibee

Burn it, rid yourself of the flip infestation

>Chuck E Cheese
Kangaroo anons unless you have a kid you aren’t supposed to go here past age 9

>>21489094
I can tell you right now it will be teenagers and millennials going there.

>>21489191
And migrants, tourists and unemployed. O say can you see.

>>21489595
Theyre talking about Australia

>>21488772 (OP)
>in-n-out
bro they don't even have locations in most US states

>>21488893
>Maybe that's just from jeets handling the raw ingredients
No, you're right, it's the ingredients. The last time I had a whopper I thought I was going to puke as well. Something about it just tasted... off. Like the mayo was made from something that mayo isn't supposed to be made of.

Fuck Australia. We were able to get Brits off the internet with their age verification bullshit. Aussie trash is next. No longer will we have to deal with you gas huffing brain damaged trash.

>>21489613
They go for hotspots. Outside of California theyre not that big but we even have a few of them in Texas in the big cities. So they'll be opening a handful at most

>>21488893
>>21490545
Last time I was in Australia, I used to get coffee and sometimes a breakfast wrap at the Hungry Jack's near my hotel. I'd usually get there just before opening time. One day I saw a truck delivering burger buns, they left the rack of buns outside the store and drove off. Then a flock of Crows appeared and landed on the rack and started tearing open the bags and eating the buns. It happened so quickly it must be a regular occurrence. I watched in disgust as they feasted for a good five minutes before an (Indian) staff member came out and collected the buns. Stomping all over the buns with their gross little crow feet.
They didn't even toss any of the buns away, they just shooed away the crows and wheeled it into the store.
Haven't eaten at HJ ever since.

>>21490672
>I was in Australia
did you drink a Foster's?

>>21488772 (OP)
>american slop shit in an already culturally barren cuisine wasteland
australia's playing the speed game for "world's worst cuisine"

>>21489595
>Thread about Australia
>Just goes into thinking people are talking about Yanks
Anti-Americans are sincerely the biggest retards on the planet

>>21490672
So hlHungry Jack's is literally just Australian burger king? I thought it was pancakes.

>>21491191
there was already a drive in diner called burger king, so the Australian burger king franchisee had to choose another name from the ones they already owned. his name was jack so he chose Hungry Jacks

Why would you eat fast food unless you really hate yourself?

>>21488859
There's a Wendy's in Australia. Apparently it's in "surfers paradise" or some gay shit like that.

>>21488772 (OP)
>>in n out
really? cool. its' really good

>>21491525
that only opened last year

>>21488772 (OP)
>>21488774
only good thing they have is the bbq cheddar beef brisket sandwich
make sure u get it with sauteed peppers and onions, and get the larger size it comes, and also wheat bread
DAMN i should get one for lunch today. they're so f'ing good

>>21491537
wait so aussies have real donuts? why even bother with fairy bread then

>>21489613
>>21491533
Why does in n out hate east coast so much?

>>21491582
it doesn't, not everything needs to be a mega-chain slop'n stop

but with thier change in ownership, I can see that happening in the next 20 years

All those fast food places will be staffed by jeets, it's just a way of them to bring money into the country. Your government is selling you out.

>>21491582
idk, i think it's just a marketing thing and a tourist attraction if you will? I could see it being
>one of those things you have to try when visiting california
or whatever

>>21491646
every fast food place i have been to is staffed by young white people.

>>21488772 (OP)
Faking wot m8!? Do those cunts not know we already have Bunnings snags??

I had a friend who got molested at a chuck e cheese on his birthday. his uncle got in the ball pit with him and tried to pull his shorts down

>>21491701
fuck is that?

>>21488868
The way it works is that our government charges out the arse for particular certifications when it comes to serving food to the public
If you're actually cooking burgers and meat on the premises then it requires a higher tier of certification that is way more expensive (and requires more safety checks) than just serving baked products or boiling hot dogs
The owners of Wendy's didn't want to pay more money to our nanny state so they're stuck serving ice creams, milkshakes, donuts and hot dogs

They're running into a house fire.
Australian fast food chains are all dying because consumers are now too poor, wholesale food prices and particularly refrigeration costs are too high, speculation on land has made commercial leases untenable and unmet housing pressure is fucking up zoning.

Many of these franchise operators are losing money, and the corporate businesses only survive because franchise holders keep buying in and crashing out, these corporates are really just the title holders of land banks.

>>21492443
The anti competitive behaviour comes from supermarket lobbying, the big supermarkets are muscling into ready to eat food like in Europe.
Soon wholefoods will no longer be available in supermarkets and you'll have to buy ready to eat. In the process bankrupting restaurants and cafes, independent, non corporate fast food.

>>21488772 (OP)
>chuck e cheese
Arcade for children with horrific food
>in n out
Cheap burgers, they use really high quality local materials in their california stores which is their claim to fame, their other states stores suck. Yours will suck
>popeyes
Worse than KFC, which is already garbage
>jollibee
Just as bad as Popeyes, but with spaghetti too.
>wendys
The most overrated fast food burger chain,expensive, food quality is trash and riding their name from the 80s (when they were a step above)
>firehouse subs
Only marginally better than subway, mediocre subs

I hear australians love binge drinking. Thats good, youll need a handful of drinks before any of these are palatable.

>>21488772 (OP)
Is Chuck E Cheese different now because when I was a kid it was an arcade that had a Pizza room for peoples birthdays and shit.

>>21492844
>Is Chuck E Cheese different now
Chuck E Cheese removed the kids play place. No more ball pits, no more sky tubes.
They also removed all the animatronics, so no more live concerts.

Its a mediocre arcade that now has a "dance floor" for kids to play on.

>>21488772 (OP)
>first stop perth
since when do we get things first?
I am a little curious to try wendys but the rest doesn't really interest me

>>21491558
Because it's easy and cheap to make a large quantity of fairy bread for parties