>want fresh sandwich at whole foods
>they had some limited sandwich I wanted on their menu
>ask for greek chicken sandwich
>femoid stares at me blankly and says what
>I mumble greek…
>another femoid coworker says they dont have ingredients for it
>I turn around and quickly walk away

Who the fuck has items on menu you aren’t even prepared to make

Small awkward wagie interactions fr ruin my day, I hate ordering in person

>>21489405 (OP)
brain dead zoomer go away

>>21489416
In my mid 20s which makes it worse probably
Been on chan for over a decade which decimated my ability to deal with basic social interactions

>>21489405 (OP)
you are such a little homo lmao

>>21489430
You gotta build your way up, bro. Just start with greeting random people with goodmorning and slowly work your way up to a response to their potential response.

>>21489405 (OP)
>Go to bathroom
>Shit, the toilet is too small for my fat ass
>Push myself to the back to take a shit
>Everything going well
>Oh no, I squirt some piss
>It shoots right out of the toilet with fury
>Some falls in my pants
>Thank god for black jeans
>I can see the piss puddle on the floor
>It starts spreading
>Fuck
>Finish pooping, have to stand up to while because the toilet was too small
>Takes me 6 wipes
>Piss puddle becoming a piss river
>Grab a ton of toilet paper
>Start cleaning the piss off the floor
>Someone comes into the bathroom
>He knows
>Look at the mess I made with my footprints all over the piss soaked floor
>They are going to know

>>21489405 (OP)
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/product/greek-chicken%20sandwich,%201%20each-b0cmj5qgbk
It does sound good, I bet they had the ingredients but didn’t know how to make it, or it’s a pain to make and they’re jerks
>new cashier wagie
>no training
>customer wants the register to pre-fill out their personal check info
>”sorry it can’t do that”
>it can, I just don’t know how

>>21489405 (OP)
Kys, incel.

>>21489464
I've walked into some really nasty bathrooms before. Did you panic or just laugh? I know some people who would've had a full blown anxiety attack.

>>21489405 (OP)
Women will respect you for being rude, you gotta go back and make them make you a chicken sandwich