Thread 21489832

Most versatile thing in the cereal aisle

>>21489832 (OP)
delicious breakfast gravel

>>21489875
I don't think anyone actually eats it for breakfast. It's mostly a topping or filling, used to add texture.

My einkorn says hold my beer ...

>>21489907
I do but I let it soak in whole milk and bananas for half an hour before eating.

You still get all the fibers

>>21489832 (OP)
Theres no grapes, and there are no nuts. Whats the deal?

>>21490087
It's an anagram for "pure gnats".

>>21489945
Apparently it doesn't help Photoshop skills though.

>>21489907
I mix it in with some fat free vanilla greek yogurt and a bit of cinnamon for brekky

Protip: add a teaspoon or two of sweetener. I use splenda but sugar also works.

Soaks up moisture and retains firmness, has less calories than oats, and helps you take a shit.

JUMP OUTTA BED AN I HEAD FOR THA GRAPENUTZ

I eat it plain.
>>21490649
You're just a noob.

>versatile
true nuff. I suffer from death grip and had to use the bag of grape nuts as an alternative and even then I had to use a couple heavy books to apply enough pressure to climax.

>>21489907
Its my favorite breakfast cereal actually

>workin as a wagie cashier
>customer buys grapenuts
>i ask the bagger if hes ever had grapenuts
>i go on about how awful they are to eat
>lady gets a little pissed off at me for talkin shit on grapenuts

>>21490249
I want to like all-bran, but it has too much added sugar.

>>21491198
I think it was added to caramelize the pellets because it's not a sweet cereal. It just tastes like whole wheat bread.