Thread 21490854

I understand the appeal of letting loose at a fair, buy deep fried butter doesn't even sound appealing.

>>21490854 (OP)
I try to avoid any establishment that exchanges cash for food through a nighole. Granted, this state fair probably takes place in a boomer hellscape where people still believe in unscientific fairy tales like COVID vaccines, so they probably think of it as a "coronahole", but it's really the same thing. I specifically avoid one of our neighborhood shops because the pajeets at the cash register use a nighole, which is ridiculous considering the demographics in our quaint hamlet. They're probably just more accustomed to running 7-Elevens in urban areas, but it's downright insulting (which they would understand if they were genetically capable of ever being real Americans).

>>21490865
how many shit covered dicks do you suck daily
fucking faggot retaard

>>21490868
>retaard
GOOD MORNING SAAR

Americans take joy in self destruction, though they do not understand it as such. They believe each time they destroy themselves they are displaying superiority. It is a show of extravagance.

>>21490868
Benchod basterd bloody!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!

>>21490854 (OP)
every time I've ever eated anything fried at a fair I've gotten the absolute trots from it. after just a few bites you start feeling sick. get the smoked turkey leg or some cotton candy or something. the funnelkek, fried snickers/butter/crisco, is all just horrid

https://youtu.be/VSKa29E4T7o?si=8mSIv-quLuMjjdW2

its butter dipped in pancake batter. its like eating a super buttered pancake

>>21490854 (OP)
Yeah. Most of that stuff doesn't. I don't want deep fried smores or candy bars or any of it, but I'd take a bite. I would not take a bite of deep fried butter. That sounds revolting. The one deep fried item I probably wouldn't try. Butter shouldn't be something you drink a shot of or take a bite of from a solid chunk, and depending on how they do that country fair specialty it's got to be one of those. Is the batter surrounding the butter so good that you'd otherwise butter it? Hell no. It just absorbs their disgusting fryer oil while leaking butter. I don't even want to know how it works. I don't want to see anyone biting it. The whole thing gives me the barfs.

>>21490915
blech

>>21490854 (OP)
Remember that British "we'll-fry-anything" place they profiled on those deep fried TV shows years ago? He just dipped everything in this artificially bright orange-yellow batter. He did candy bars and balls of macaroni and cheese and ice cream sandwiches. And he has cold Totinos type pizzas he dipped in it. It looked like fucking Twinkie batter but more yellow. It was one of the rare TV showcase that seemed completely unappetizing. And the guy who owned it and was demonstrating the frying seemed like a real cunt too. Had to be over 20 years ago but it was on the food network or travel channel or something. So nasty. Am I imagining some show called Deep Fried Paradise? That may be something else entirely I just heard of. Back in the old days they'd show stuff over and over on cable and you'd see the same stupid specials all the time. Nothing has changed actually, only fewer people watching cable.

>>21490949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbEjSI6JmWY
Egg shade makes it that color. That's some real old fashioned shit there. Yuck.

>>21490874
>>21490895
Samefag

What about a place that not only will deep fry anything but also will give you a foot massage with any sauce you want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk

I grew up with a local drink called the "heart-attack", and it's an ice-cream smoothie blend with about 1/4 cups of sugar per large cup
This picture is actually more unhealthy and heart attack inducing then that damn sugar drink
I feel nausea just from looking at it

>>21490854 (OP)
op confirmed for not a woman.

>>21491130
>woman
do we even still have these in 2025? fucking why?

>>21491103
How can people be racist when there are funny dudes like this?

RFK says it's healthy