>allowed to market something as chicken wings even if it contains no wing meat as long as you specifically spell it "wyngz"
How the fuck is this legal?

>>21491995 (OP)
Why are you too retarded to read a label?

>>21491997
Two questions:
1) Why are you a nigger?
2) In what universe does it make sense to sell something that is meant to look like wings, SOUND like wings, but contains no wing meat, and the only legally acceptable spelling is "wyngz"?

>>21491995 (OP)
just wait till they start selling cikenz

>>21491997
Haha, ur a nigger.
>>21492001
>Two questions:
>1) Why are you a nigger?

>>21492001
they're chicken nuggets
you know a lot of people actually read packaging on food, right? there are things called sell by dates that you should always check
just because you are stupid and were fooled doesn't mean the product should be made illegal. and anyone who's ever been outside knows boneless wings are just chicken nuggets

>corned beef
>no corn

>allowed to use word corn in the name

>peanut butter
>no butter or even dairy

>allowed to use word butter in the name

>mass produced marshmallow
>contains no marshmallow plant

>allowed to use the word marshmallow in the name

OP we need to address the public ASAP!

>>21492034
You wanna know what really makes me angry?
Knowing that "microwaves" don't actually use microwaves to heat up food. They actually have been using using antimatter batteries since 1950, and the heating reaction is the result of being forced into multiple dimensions simultaneously.

>>21492040
Prove anything that you just said is true.

>>21492041
He literally doesn't have to.

I don't get it either

>>21491995 (OP)

>>21491995 (OP)
anon you would have to be retarded to experience difficulties with this

>>21492034
It's called "corned" beef because originally, the salt used in the curing process was called "salt corns". It had nothing to do with actual corn.

>>21492001
It's so delightful that the people who complain about products like this are the same ones itching to bitch about "niggers" any chance they can. This is a total non-issue. Anyone who isn't inbred trailer trash can easily tell those are imitation vegetarian versions. You getting mad about it just makes you look stupider than the black people you seethe over.

>>21492041
Retard

>>21492095
>salt corns
>no actual corn in the salt
>legally allowed to use the word corn in the name

welcome to trumps america

>>21492034
The situation is absolutely ludicrous. The radical left have ruined everything. I ordered a bucket of toad stools from Amazon hoping to have a nice amphibian garden party. But horiffically, what they sent me had neither toads nor stools, it was a bucket of fungus!!!

>>21492140
Retard, corning meats is ancient. It's old terminology but it was a process used for thousands of years. The actual salt is shaped like kernels of corn, which is why corn is called corn. It was literally called corning, when preserving something for salt for a long long time.

>>21492144
If the process is thousands of years old, why would they call them after kernels of corn which wouldn't be introduced to them untill only 600 years ago or so?

>>21492152
Are you dumb? Corn was in use as a term long long long before the actual crop was discovered in the Americas only a few hundred years ago. You should probably do a little etymology education before getting on the internet looking like a moron. Old English, corn was used to describe anything that was small and coarse, like a kernel of the crop. Sea salt, and rock salt was called... salt corn or corn salt for a very very long time. It's where the damned crop gets its name from.

>>21491995 (OP)
Because it's not actually misleading anyone, because everyone fucking knows "boneless wings" are just chicken nuggets. Even you know it and you're an idiot who thinks they misspelled it as a legal loophole and not just to market them. It's as understood as labeling something as "buffalo wings" when there's no buffalo meat.

>>21492155
Touche etymology nerd, I shall take note

>>21492168
I thought it was entomology

>>21492155
>You should probably do a little etymology education before getting on the internet looking like a moron.
You should probably get some reasonable expectations for this website, newfriend

>>21492156
>Because it's not actually misleading anyone, because everyone fucking knows "boneless wings" are just chicken nuggets. Even you know it and you're an idiot who thinks they misspelled it as a legal loophole and not just to market them. It's as understood as labeling something as "buffalo wings" when there's no buffalo meat.
That's not how the law works.
https://www.courtnewsohio.gov/cases/2024/SCO/0725/230293.asp

>>21492248
But what you posted demonstrated that that's exactly how the law works.

>>21492144
It's honestly fascinating to me how the most low effort shitposts on this website get serious responses like this. Is it autism or what? There can't be THAT many actual autists on here right? I thought you guys were pretending.

>>21492033
>>21492073
>>21492156
Why don’t they just call it chicken nuggets or popcorn chicken then?

>>21492129
It’s a figure of speech. You wouldn’t get it.

>>21492141
Your fault for ordering the wokeshroom buckets instead of the toadstool patriot pails

>>21492095
why not salted beef?

>>21492141
that's it, we need to ban mushrooms next!

>>21492330
>Why don’t they just call it chicken nuggets or popcorn chicken then?
marketing is all about having a little fun anon. I don't think they run their ideas through an autism risk assessment because if they did the world would be empty.

>>21492350
How am I supposed to have fun when it’s the wrong thing?

>>21492425
life's hard anon

>>21492095
No, it's the peppercorns that they pack it with. That's why when you buy corned beef there's an extra packet of peppercorns and aromatic herbs to boil it in. All cured meats are packed in salt. Corned beef was packed in peppercorns too. Hence the name.

>>21492155
this. a few months ago i visited the isle of wight (england), went to brading roman villa. the romans in 200 AD used the term corn. i cant remember exactly what it was but i without checking i think it was the discarded husks of barley and they used to burn it in a corn furnace. thought it was very interesting, since obviously corn wasnt known to them back then

>>21491995 (OP)
eat your wangs goy

>>21492330
Nigger is a figure of speech to you???