Thread 21492535

>>21492535 (OP)
More like "you will eat the gluten and be sad and retarded", amirite.

>>21492535 (OP)
I have Celiac so I don't think i will.

>>21492535 (OP)
>eat lasagna + garlic butter French bread
>become a schizo
EZ PZ

>>21492535 (OP)
KetoKings win again

Just eat cake stupid peasants. You're making yourselves depressed.

>>21492535 (OP)
Legitimately the easiest explanation for Italian mothers desu.

>>21492557
gluten is protein and has no carbs. you can eat gluten on keto.

>>21492535 (OP)
the media is so fucking desperate for clicks lmao

>>21492535 (OP)
You're posting the opposite of what your headline means, bot.

>>21492535 (OP)
Source?

>>21492586
Would.

>>21492733
Every time someone says this online, I imagine they're one of those six lovers orbiting that obese female hamplanet and I disregard all web sexual testimony

>>21492846
sounds like you have weird issues

>>21492847
sounds like you think random internet people care about what you goon to

>>21492852
I'm not the one describing the scenes that pop up in my head

>>21492855
take meds, get help.

>>21492846
>Every time someone says this online, I imagine
literally a YOU problem.
kirsten was very bonny back in the day though

>>21492535 (OP)
I dont know whst foods I eat that have gluten or not, I just eat what I want and Im perfectly happy because of it. Im sick of this whole "if you eat what we dont like you should feel bad!" Bullshit.

>>21492931
Same, I just skip ahead to the feeling bad bit

Demonstrably false, just like every single other CARBS BAD "study" that «they» conduct.

>>21492535 (OP)
Yea no shit. Especially the type of wheat they use and the pesticides.

>>21492931
getting told what to eat is the ultimate power play.
Cant imagine something more cucked than obeying a news article wrote by some effeminate sissy

>>21492971
I literally feel better, sleep better, and think better on a low carb diet.
Checkmate, carbfags

>>21493050
Oh, no. A sample size of one. How will the Japanese, Italians and Andorrans, the longest lived populations on earth who eschew whole grains like lardgolems eschew produce in general, ever recover from this devastating report?! Is there any hope at all?

>cant eat carbs
>cant eat meat
>cant eat vegetables
alright im now eating butter only i guess

Buying a house in the county with a big beautiful property and no neighbors cured my depression

>>21492535 (OP)
>new york post
>retarded schizo OP
>retarded schizo replyguys
yep, it's another MUH GRAINS thread

>>21492535 (OP)
Nothing to do with the bread and everything to do with the chemicals the farmers poison the food with while getting subsidized by the government. So the government is paying multimillionaire farmers to kill you. Those farmers who poisoned Americans should be shot and have their properties seized as they are traitors to the people.

>>21493070
American food is poison, that's the confounding variable

>Make pasta, listen to Italian music from the 60s
>serve pasta for me and my girlfriend
>pour a glass of wine
>enjoy every step of cooking and eating
This makes me happy, if pasta is making you depressed you need to check your life over.