What discontinued food item do you miss the most?

Mango Loco Monster

Lucozade NRG

Silphium and dodo meat.

>>21492940 (OP)
>>21492953
>>21492964
>>21492969
Smoke weed everyday

>>21492940 (OP)
affordable eggs >:|

>>21493099
?
I just bought some $2.33/dz.

remember this?

>>21493125
well fucking hell, eggs are a fucking crisis rn for some reason

Crunchy M&M's

Scooby doo cereal

>>21493132
Try looking for ones without hipster buzzwords

>>21492940 (OP)

>>21493125
They were 60c a dozen a few years ago.

>>21493700
That was my post. Not in my area.
>>21493132
I know that they're something like $3 or so nationwide at Trader Joe's for the non-fancy stuff. We bought our eggs at Acme or Safeway (don't remember which; I live equidistant between the two, but I think Safeway since a similar sale started at Acme this week) on Wednesday. The ones at Acme are slightly more expensive, a tray of 30 for $6.99 IE $2.33 per 10 rather than per dozen.
Speaking of Acme, we just got in from our weekly shop a couple hours ago and had lunch but while out, that was one of our stops. I noticed something: besides the egg price I quoted you, Rice•A•Roni was on sale for $1 per box. Thing is, most of the boxes had 50¢ off coupons. Well, Acme (and Safeway) double paper coupons. That means that Rice•A•Roni is free right now at Acme. We only took one box to test my theory (and it was valid) but I plan to go back later today and get one of every variety. We don't eat that stuff, really, but if it's free, it's for me and what we don't eat, we'll donate.

>>21492940 (OP)
The old style Coca Cola with corn syrup. Since Trump made it illegal, I've had to buy Canadian Coke online.... Canada still uses corn syrup, but the Coke comes in plastic bags, which is pretty inconvenient.

>>21492940 (OP)
my local 711 discontinued jos louis.
:(

>>21492940 (OP)
I get excited every time I see a green packet only to discover it's sour cream or some shit.

>>21492940 (OP)

>>21492940 (OP)
Tb quesorito

Whataburger Chop House Cheddar Burger.

>>21492940 (OP)

I miss when chicken wings used to be cheap as fuck and not the same price as a fucking burger in most places. I remember a couple bars having .25 cent, .50 cent or even $1 wing nights and you could get 10 or 12 wings with a side order of fries for like 10 bucks on a normal menu in a lot of pubs and restaurants.

>>21493129
These were good, but vitamin water kinda is similar. Plus Mio has a dragonfruit one that is better. So it's been replaced.

>>21494149
Oh yeah. These were pretty good. I've forgotten all about them.

>>21494254
There was a bar near Bucknell University that had 10¢ wings when I was there. Princeton never had anything good and cheap like that but at least there's the trains to NY and Philadelphia.

>>21494254
Well, that is because you can't even get the wings raw for that price anymore. And it's a side effect of capitalism always marching towards more efficient use of resources.

>>21494351
>And it's a side effect of capitalism always marching towards more efficient use of resources.
Or maybe it has more to do with how minimum wage is $20 in some areas and places simply can't afford to provide cheap food AND pay their employees.

>>21492940 (OP)
Loaded potato griller. Just taters, sour cream, cheese, and bacon. Best taco bell item far and away

>>21492940 (OP)
el pollo loco bbq black beans. i'll never forgive or forget

>>21494351
no it's just fucking greed, and chicken and dairy farms mysteriously burning down every other day under Biden.

>>21494371
You are very, very dumb.

>>21494395
smarter than you, I could also pin you down and rape you and there is nothing you could do about it other than bleed.

>>21494395
They're right about the greed part. I don't think prices ever dropped back to normal after the whole "supply chain disruption"

>>21494401
False and false
>>21494402
True.

>>21494402
they wouldnt be allowed to do that under communism, Im just saying

>>21494413
Yes they would, and you'd probably have to suck someone off to get bread and youd still end up shot or starving to death

>>21494417
>youd still end up shot
How is that different from life in America?

>>21494417

almost no one can afford food rn with the current prices under capitalism. People are starving as we speak

>>21494423
You're only guaranteed to be shot if your black in America. They live for hunting each other down

>>21494423
Because in America, the shooter is a private citizen, as God intended.

>>21494425
That's not true at all. Capitalism is literally the only reason we can feed as many as we do. Homelessness and health issues are a more valid criticism of capitalism. The whole food situation is better than it ever has been in human history though. Tbf so is healthcare. But US healthcare is still pretty dog shit

>>21494428
I wish they would shoot each other faster than they breed.

Uncut, unadulterated cocaine. Getting pretty tired of having fent put in my coke. Makes for a weird night. I end up thinking about foxes.

>>21494438
I wish states wouldnt ban abortion because before the bans they were yeeting their babies to the shadow realm at a pretty good clip. Now its going to be hell in 15 - 20 years

>>21494433

>The whole food situation is better than it ever has been in human history though

Commercial, mass producing farms produce sick animals loaded with hormones, and create a tremendous amount of environmental damage. They're also the reason we end up with things like e coli outbreaks from fucking Spinach

>>21494450
There are even Blacks moving into Gensokyo. I do not like this timeline.

>>21494458
Use a condom and you won't get e coli

>>21494450
blacks will move to other states that allow abortion, it's actually a genius move.

Someone needs to buy a pallet of hangers and air drop them on high crime aka black areas.

Did anyone here use to eat food as a kid?

>>21494477
yeah, elk and trout mostly.

>>21492940 (OP)
pizza flavoured cheese strings.

>>21494458
I don't think you understand how truly bad it was just 100 years ago. I would bet quite a bit of money that you would've died at child birth or of dysentery at 12 years old

>>21494484
sorry you're poor

>>21494491
i think that depends where you lived in 1925.

lava sauce from taco bell was big
Sam's Club used to have a $5 thin crust buffalo chicken pizza that was excellent, replaced with a more expensive thick crust that sucks

>>21492940 (OP)
idk if its discontinued but i have not seen reese's spread at the store in awhile. that stuff was amazing

>>21494517
would smooth peanut butter and nutella combined basically be the same thing?

>>21492940 (OP)
Martinelli's Hard Cider, was a limited release but that was the best sweet cider I've ever had and I wish they would bring it back.

>>21494517
?
I see it in my area but it looks like only Asians, specifically Indonesians, buy it.

>>21492940 (OP)
This. It's a frozen dinner. The only frozen dinner I ever liked. It's Hungry Man's beer battered chicken with cheese fries. They were delicious. And they got discontinued. Or rather, they got rebranded as Hungry Man "Selects" which aren't sold in fucking Canada where I live. All of their other meals have either mashed potatoes which are terrible frozen, corn which I hate or beans which I also hate. Just give me back my manchild frozen dinner please.

Also, Nestlé's Dibs. I hear they still exist but I haven't seen them anywhere in 15 years. Probably not sold in Canada anymore either.

>>21493739
Weird, they still make them.

>>21494542
>get beer battered chicken hungry man
>reheat
>suffer through fries
>earn 2-3 good chicken pieces
>last 1 or 2 have some hard or veiney disgusting bit ruining my last bite
FUCK

>>21494500
my dad a was a senior engineer for British Petroleum, he is an avid hunter and fisherman.

>>21494506
No. It didn't. WW1 had just ended, the dust bowl and great depression were about to start, and ww2 was right around the corner.

>>21494549
>WW1 had just ended
i am extremely aware of ww1.
the entire globe did not suffer during the events of ww1

>>21494557
Just curious, outside of the US and Europe, where in 1925 would you want to be

>>21492940 (OP)
i miss them so much

>>21494546
Please tell me you weren't microwaving it. Oven was the way to go. Cause if you microwaved it lf course the fries will be terrible.

>>21494563
>Just curious, outside of the US and Europe, where in 1925 would you want to be
Germany. In less than a decade, the fuhrer will rise to power. And with my knowledge of future events, perhaps this time around the national socialists will defeat the commies and the capitalists.

>>21494678
Post ww1 Germany. Solid choice. Still probably starving or getting dysentery

>>21492953
Wait what? I bought one not long ago. What country are you from?

O’ Boises

At least I'm pretty sure these are discontinued. As a teen they were basically the best strawberry milk I ever had. Probably wouldn't be that great anymore but fond memories.

>>21492940 (OP)
gonna sound like an old man here but these suckers

but I heard they brought them back so its w/e

>>21492953
I thought OP said FOOD, not retard fluid.

>>21493733
Waaaaaaahhhhhh, Trump!!!

>>21494149
Fuck you Americans eat some retarded shit.

>>21494351
And it's a side effect of capitalism

Capitalism gave you this website, Commie.

>>21492940 (OP)
Mexi nuggets.

>>21494346
there is no replacement for the strawberry banana sobe

>>21494395
>i am very smart
take your own life

>>21494964
there's a small business that makes them.
https://www.pd.net/

>>21494542
This man knows and I was literally in the same predicament. I think they knew it was the best one and couldn't keep making it.

>>21495010
You are horrifically, horrifically dumb.

Monster mule
>>21492953
Please be joking

>>21495029
If you're in the US they still exist, they're called "Selects." I don't know why they won't sell them in Canada though.

>>21495084
stellar, stellar vocabulary

Mrs. Grass soup no longer comes with the golden egg fatty chicken flavor nugget.

McDonald's fries from back when they fried them in tallow fat

>>21494521
it wouldn't have that vomit flavor that reese's appreciators crave

>>21492940 (OP)
Bread

>>21495141
Aw. There, there. So dumb.

>>21495189
Don't mess with me, pal. I'm a third degree black belt.

>>21495192
I wasn't aware giving fellatio was awarded with belts. Did you get a matching purse for doing anal?

>>21494358
Or maybe lots of business owners aren't good at fucking business. And there's an entire show called Bar Rescue that highlights this. And if their menu was 10 items and not 50, they would save money on inventory AND make more sales because it's easier to make 10 things correctly than 50 things correctly.

But no. Good workers who want a good wage are the problem, right? Moron.

>>21492940 (OP)
Loved these things as a kid.

>>21492940 (OP)
Either Snapple, SoBe, or this

>>21493129
Citrus energy was best.

>>21494346
>mio
Why do you like getting anally and orally raped?

>>21495213
Perverted mind. Perverted soul.. You should probably cut out seed oils.

>>21492940 (OP)
The green tea was sublime, the White Monster of its class. Arizona's diet one is pisswater by comparison.

>>21492940 (OP)
Jalapeno McDouble. I make a better jalapeno burger myself, but being able to just get some decent spicy cheeseburgers when driving home from work is nice.

I never got to try them unfortunately but the Choco Taco.

>>21494429
The shooter might be a cop. Just keeping the streets safe, Citizen.

>>21493132
>eggs are a fucking crisis rn for some reason
Goddamn bird flu in major egg producing region, and US farms haven't ever had sufficient biosafety controls to keep a lid on it (probably because "muh profits and muh freedumbs", like making sure you keep trading is a horrible thing).
The result is that only large-scale culling keeps any sort of control at all, and that destroys production, which fucks with prices (because Economics 101).

>>21495241
So no purse then. Did you at least get the chacha heels?

>>21494542
That looks absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people can eat frozen meal slop

they weren't around for awhile but goddamn they were good, especially the supreme pizza flavor

>>21496533
Because the rest of us have jobs and when we get back home we don't always feel like spending an hour preparing a meal. Just heat up the oven, stick that shit in and it's done. Way less expensive than delivery too. That picture? I can assure you that's way better than what you'd get at most restaurants nowadays. It probably costs around $6.

>>21496606
Missus and I work but we still manage to cook most nights and our lunches are usually leftovers (though we do get a cheeky takeaway once in a blue moon or include the occasional instanoodle or something as part of a meal). It's about priorities. We prioritise eating decent food. You might prioritise something else over that and that's okay.
Still, that other cunt shouldn't have talked shit on your food. This is a thread about discontinued food. You can't discontinue a carrot so of course the posts were going to be about manufactured frankenfood and there were going to be some posts about "frozen meal slop."
Fuck her.

>>21496666
I usually cook but when I come back from a shift where I wrestled with a tard for an hour to stop him from eating his shit and biting me, I don't feel like doing anything at all. Frozen food is convenient for that.

>>21496689
Oh, wow. My best friend might have had the same job. He was a caretaker or something at a home for retards while finishing his degrees and he was telling me about how people always think tards are these sweet, childlike creatures but they always forget that some children are fucking monsters and the retards who wind up in these sorts of homes tend to be monsters, too. There was one retard he told me about who would stalk him around the grounds and try to hurt him in various ways, like biting or throwing stones.

The clear anzzer is fried clams
0

Baja sauce from taco bell

>>21492940 (OP)
Minecraft Movie The Nether Sauce from McDonalds.

>>21496706
Yup. And after a difficult shift with people like that, the only thing I'll be willing to make an effort to cook is steak. If I don't have steak, I'll have a fucking hot pocket and I'll love it. Just shove something warm, spicy and greasy down by gob.

>>21492940 (OP)
XL grill'd stuft burrito. also chicken quesadillas not costing more than every other item on the menu. What fucking sense does that make?!

>>21495001
that looks and tasted like pepto bismal

>>21492940 (OP)
your moms asshole

>>21496477
the only heel I need is the one on my boot stomping your brown thirdworlder neck

>>21492953
i had one of those from the dollar store like 2 days ago

candy corn that isn't made in mexico

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

>>21497115
>XL grill'd stuft burrito
this and picrel
I ate so many of these when they had them

The Grilled Stuffed Burrito. Yeah, now Taco Bell, at least in NYC has the kiosk ordering and grilling option and you can basically turn any burrito into a Grilled Stuffed Burrito, but i've never been able to find the perfect mix of ingredients to copy it perfectly.

>>21498494
Getting a little feisty and confident there, sweetheart? I've heard that the right pair of heels will do that for a lady. Good for you! Congrats on your undoubtedly thigh-high gogo boots!

>>21492940 (OP)
Those little Philadelphia dessert bars.

>>21495213
Some girls like it that way.
Basically you give her light belt lashings on her ass while she sucks your dick. It's a lot of fun if you like light BDSM

>>21498514
>>21493129
the ones that looked like pepto were great (probably loaded with sugar though)

>>21492940 (OP)

>>21496535
>>21498518
Once every two years I get a craving for 2008 Taco Bell, gaslight myself into thinking the last time I got it was just a bad store, get some and can’t even finish it because of how bad it is.
Fortunately in the same time frame chipotle has fallen so much that it’s now the quality of old Taco Bell, at 6x the price.

>>21492940 (OP)

i have never had this and miss it every time it becomes available for a limited time
i have asked multiple people to get it for me if they love me(i'm busy) and they were confused
fuck buns

it's a meme at this point, it's been out what twice in eight yers? i'm sure i'll be disappointed. but the principle damnit!

Thrall flavor mountain dew
You know

>>21498550
the opaque ones had milk and cream in them

>>21498571
It’s pretty disgusting desu.

>>21498571
>>21498585
i liked it the two times, but it's better without the sauce

>>21496535
These unironically got me through college

Snapple had a fruity White Tea line in the early or mid 2000s that was delicious and went very well with cigarettes. I've never heard anyone else mention Snapple White Tea.

>>21493733
I do think it would be funny if other beverages were sold in bags like canada does milk

>>21492940 (OP)
Trader Joe's used to have this candy in like 2007-2008 called Maghreb Sour Chews. They were so good

>>21496535
>when the melty cheese and chipotle sauce would ooze out after that first bite
I want to go back

>>21498620
If we're gonna include restaurant stuff, Boston Pizza used to make something called a pizzaburger. It was a burger patty with cheese, marinara sauce and pepperoni inside the equivalent of a high quality hot pocket. It was delicious. I got explosive diarrhea each time but I did not care.

>>21498970
Should've included a picture.

>>21492940 (OP)
There was this place called Mr. Subs on the south side of Chicago. A 6" Italian was like 3$ and they had a few arcade cabinents like road rash and crusin usa

I want to go back

GIVE IT BACK TO ME YOU FAGGOTS

4/$1 at stater bros.... those were the days man

>>21494458
Without commercial, mass-producing farms, we go back to an absolute cap of 2-3 billion people running all the arable farmland available to us. 80% of the human race goes back into the vocation of 'farmer' and still more than half of all the humans alive today have to die or we'll strip the land bare trying to feed ourselves and then start eating each other.

We've already opened Pandora's Box, we can never go back without some serious beyond the pale type shit. People really should focus less on the idea of undoing progress and more on keeping what we need while making it less wasteful and inefficient.

>>21498970
>Boston Pizza
no, stalker. We had Papa Ginos. Boston Pizza has never existed in Boston, child. Enjoy pizza prison.

>>21499145
This was the GOAT taco bell item. I housed so many shredded chicken smothered burritos in my 20s I can't even remember

PB crisps

>>21499160
I know. And their pizza sucks. Everything but their pizza is top notch. Their pizza sucks.

>>21494172
Based

>>21499145
you have to eat this with cutlery, right? RIGHT?

>>21499149
>Jenos
RARE
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>>21499236
Yes. It's a sloppy mess, of you don't eat it with your hands. Civilized people use utensils.

>>21499245
because you made a simple spelling error, im now going to imagine eating this with my bare hands after gardening to annoy you

Tiger Woods Gatorade

>>21492940 (OP)
Fertile Pussy

>>21499252
you cant miss something youve neverexperienced.

>>21499248

>>21499261
my nails are so black right now and drenched in sour cream as im sucking my fingers

>>21498728
We have it here (Poland) and yeah it’s good

French toast crunch :(

>>21498891
When I was in Thailand, some hawkers sold iced tea and coffee in plastic bags.

>>21492940 (OP)
actual coke zero

this fucker right here when it was in the glass bottle. That with a cold cut sandwich for lunch made my day
>>21493129
I remember trying the dragonfruit one when I couldn't find Elements anymore. Didn't care for it

surge, the soda
hot pockets with the crisping sleeve
the OG KFC twister

>>21494157
THIS

this and QT's breakfast burritos rip bros

>>21500843
>the OG KFC twister
this first and foremost, KFC was at one time decent, that was a long time ago
plus all the Sobe drinks in this thread, mainly these two>>21498514 & >>21495001

>>21495236
Yeah, what the fuck happened to turkey loaf?

some times you don't know what you have until its gone

No I don't want rice krispie treats, I want fucking marshmallow rice krispies!

>>21500875
they sell bags of those little mashmellows you can make this yourself pretty easily
actually sounds like a great idea

>>21493129
green tea sobe was my fuckin goto back in university with a chicken baja from quiznos

>>21499149
holy shit talk about a fucking unlocked memory, jesus christ these were great back in highschool. they never got fully crispy in the microwave but the crust on the bottom had a weirdly satisfying texture

>>21498571
this thing was good, but hot damn did it make you feel like you were dying

personally I miss original surge, and vault to a lesser degree

>>21500882
I know, but then I wind up with too many or too little marshmallows!

>>21492940 (OP)
Clear Ketchup

>>21492940 (OP)
Sriracha tyson chicken. It was large breasts I genuinely can't remember if they were breaded but they were super spicy and I loved them. They did not taste like the current sriracha bites that pop up.

>>21493125
Virginia, 4 and a half dollars a dozen here but the decent ones are 8.

>>21494985
>caffeine with bitter bean sludge
Yummy :)
>caffeine with added vitamins
Yucky :(

>>21494172
Miss these.

>>21501031
Delaware so possibly not too far away from you. I'm surprised they're that expensive over there. I hear that they're $3.49 at Trader Joe's pretty much nationwide. Have you checked there?

>>21501036
Anon said nothing about coffee, retard.

Salt and vinegar potato chips that actually tasted like salt and vinegar instead of the bland shit we have now because of corpos cutting corners and healthfags.

>>21500836
fuck

>>21501931
The cheap walmart ones are practically inedible with how acidic they are.
Hostess was the good brand and it's long gone.

Never managed to make salt and vinegar chips, they end up either soggy or flavorless.

>>21492940 (OP)
my exgf's fish taco

>>21498905
They also had something called mayan mix around the same time. It was this great spicy snack mix, shit was cash

>>21499155
>we go back to an absolute cap of 2-3 billion people
sounds good desu. the value of a human life has dropped so much due to inflation to the point where they aren't worth a damn thing anymore
>you'd probably die
i am ok with this if it means everyone else can start eating real food at a good price again

>>21502038
you just reminded me both moes and deltaco use to make really good fish tacos
why do they keep taking my fish tacos away from me bros

>>21492940 (OP)
Your mom’s asshole. I’ve missed it ever since she died.

>>21500894
jenos straight out of the oven had the kind of crispy texture that i like, but i do understand that oddly satisfying texture you get when you nuked those nasty fuckers

mountain dew

human meat

>>21498571
KFC really fucked up by getting rid of this. I singlehandedly blame this decision on their downfall

>>21494358
>he still can’t accept that capitalism is the root of our problems
…the goyim truly never wake up

>>21494693
i think youre confusing the early 20th century with the early 19th century

>>21492940 (OP)
Eskimo Pies. Somehow it's considered racist to gather up Eskimos, slaughter them, and blend them into frozen dairy based treats.

>>21496431
Dirty little secret no one wants the public to know: most ag diseases, especially poultry ones, are spread from farm to farm by USDA inspectors. It's not intentional. The government isn't going out of its way to cause these animals to die, no matter what /x/ or /pol/ tells you about manipulating elections. It's just difficult to sanitize the inspectors and their equipment so no one really even tries beyond token efforts.
A farmer might go visit another farmer, but most of their time will be spent socializing away from the flocks. Inspectors go to hundreds of farms and interact with animals directly. They are the disease vector.

>>21492940 (OP)

>>21492940 (OP)
This shit was really good.
Aldi used to carry it and now doesn't.
none of my other local grocery stores have a pumpkin pie flavor either.
I'm not ordering ice cream from the internet.

>>21492940 (OP)

>>21502017
Snapple brought a few Elements flavors back a year or two ago. They still tasted good. I liked the Rain flavor best.

>>21503434
wait until you find out who was behind socialism

>>21505533
you can always try making your own as a fun project

follow any generic homemade ice cream recipe (the one with the ziplock bag full of ice & salt), but add in a bit of strained pumpkin mash & whatever spices you like to the cream. for the pumpkin mash, buy any pumpkin or squash you have available to you, cut it in half, clean out the guts and seeds with a sturdy spoon or icecream scoop (save seeds for later), lay it down in a pan, and bake it at 350F for an hour. when done, the leathery skin should peel right off of the meat, which you can either eat as-is or mash like you would a potato.

for the seeds, you can either try planting them if you have the space (pumpkins are low maintenance bastards that can produce up to a dozen pumpkins per vine from a single seed, depending on the variety), or you can oil & salt them, spread them out on a baking sheet, and toast them at 350 for 15-20 min. you can bake them at the same time as the pumpkin/squash if you prep accordingly

if you're having trouble separating the seeds from the guts, try submerging them all in a bowl of water, and let them soak for 15 min


it all sounds like a whole lot of work, but i find it relaxing

Gator gum