Thread 21495457

Could you eat all this in an hour for $10k?

it would be painful, but I'm a big guy

>>21495462
UUUU

>>21495457 (OP)
Bigger question is how do I grab that dog from the "boat" without gatting my whole hand wet with sauce?

If it's a disgusting-ass all-beef hotdog, then no. They're awful.
100% pork? Yes.

>>21495474
Use a knife and fork, you filthy animal.

>>21495476
Pork over beef? Wtf is wrong with you?
Your palate is poverty coded.

>>21495457 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>21495480
Your tastes have been literally Jewed, my American friend. You even posted a schnozola as a reaction image!
And being American, you've likely never actually had a single 100% pork hotdog in your life since there are precisely zero (0) national brands available. Oscar Mayer tried but they were ignored. It was all pork, smoked over cherry wood and it was the best hotdog sold in the US but Americans wouldn't buy it because pork is treif. OM also had their shitty "smokehouse" or whatever ones and if you had those, they truly were absolutely awful so I wouldn't blame you for hating all pork if those were the only all pork ones you'd had but the greater likelihood is simply that you've never had one to begin with at all.
Excepting that smokehouse bullshit, pork ones are superior to beef hotdogs.

>>21495457 (OP)
That hotdog probably tastes like bar-s bologna. I'd do it for money but hate myself afterward.

>>21495457 (OP)
Sounds more like a job for your mother

>>21495502
Jews and Muslims.
Americans have never understood hot dogs.

>>21495572
They’ve never been allowed to understand hotdogs. There’s a difference.

>>21495572
>Jews and Muslims.
No, it's just the longnose tribe. They were the first to put forth food safety regulations in the US, which were based on kosher rules, because that's what they knew. Hence the in-grown cultural aversion to eating pork or blood.

>>21495572
To be fair, there really aren't that many Muslims here and what few there are have had a negligible affect on American culture. Jews, despite being an absolutely minuscule portion of the American populace, have had an enormous affect on the culture.

>>21495583
>affect
Effect

I could do this challenge every day.

>>21495457 (OP)
I could finish it in 30 minutes max

>>21495502
Retard. Frankfurter würstchen are a mix of beef and pork, and Frankfurter rindswurst are all beef.

No. It has ketchup on it and therefore spawns from Satan directly. You go to Hell if the ketchup and meat touches your lips. - 3 Gene & Judes 1 (Chicagoans)

>>21495457 (OP)
>the flaccidity of that dawg
I can visually detect the lack of quality.

>>21495610
My meat touches your mother’s lips

Imagine sneaking that thing into a baseball game and mogging everyone else’s puny hotdogs they paid $20 for

>>21495457 (OP)
i wouldn't want to but that's a big paycheck

>>21495607
That's nice, dear. Wholly irrelevant, but nice.

>>21495480
>pork is le bad because... it's cheaper
Your palate is literally poverty coded. Only poorfags buy things because they're expensive

>>21495457 (OP)
Probably, but most of the $10K would be spent at the hospital later that day.

I can eat that in 15 mins and I'm not fat. Are we watching the same video?

I could eat three of these easily

>>21495477
>Eating finger foods with a knife and fork
NO!

>>21495786
Italians eat pizza with knife and fork. They are the final authority on this matter.

>>21495457 (OP)
All beef hot dogs taste like dog food.

>>21495869
italians don't even have authority on Italy itself

>>21495457 (OP)
In a hour, fuck yeah I could. I dont think Id even need to be stoned to finish that. But I prolly wouldnt be eating much for the rest of the day while I sweat all the grease out.

>>21495610
Was that ketchup though? I thought it was hot sauce. Im gonna tell myself it was hot sauce..

>>21495786
Sweetheart, that shit in the OP is not finger food. That's two whole hands food. Better to eat that with a knife and fork than spill all that shit everywhere.

>>21495786
>>21495869
Civilized people in America don't eat food with their bare hands.

>>21495943
That's only because there aren't any civilised people in America. They can't even spell the word correctly.

>>21495457 (OP)
>LIPS and assholes paste in an artificial membrane

>>21495457 (OP)
>Uneven cheese distribution, had to jump cut to him not fucking up the 2nd one with not enough cheese
No
>Chili just slopped all over
Thanks now the bun is all soggy, you asshole
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""bacon""""""""""""""""""""""""""" bits out of a Sam's Club bottle
I don't think so :)
>Franks red hot
You're so original
>Whatever the fuck that gray shit was
You're so original

I bet it costs $14.99 and sucks cock

>>21495989
>I bet it costs $14.99 and sucks cock
Just like >>21495607's whore mother.

>>21495457 (OP)
>could you eat A CHILI DOG for 10 thousand dollars??!????
I know that this amounts to like a few normal sized ones but come the fuck on. People down like 80 of them in way under an hour

>>21495457 (OP)
I could probably eat that in 30 minutes.

>stuff yourself with that in the parking lot before the game.
>take a gamble with stadium shitters not being covered with piss shit and vomit

>>21495786
Wish I could see the original video.

>>21495457 (OP)
that's a big wiener

>>21495480
Pork is vastly superior for hot dogs and the fact you use the term "coded" means your zoomie opinion should be disregarded

>>21495474
You don’t unless you figure out the way to peel the aluminum away from the sides of it

>>21495457 (OP)
I my gorging prime I could but I have a small stomach now

No

>>21495457 (OP)
all this as in the whole tub of hotdogs? if you just meant the chili dog, I could probably slam that down in like 20 minutes if I was hungry enough

>>21495457 (OP)
An hour wouldn't even be that difficult. That's like a mouthful every 2.5 minutes.

>>21495476
Beef dogs are superior.

Fucking anime bane now? Fucking weeb pederast faggots.

>>21495786
You raise to food to your mouth, not bow your head to the food.

>>21499356
You are very, very dumb.

>>21495948
shut up commie
I could kill you and your whole family and El Presidente would pin a medal on my chest the next day. CAPICHE!

>>21499745
>CAPICHE
So very, very dumb.

>>21495462
For me?

>>21495457 (OP)
That's just a regular size hotdog. Forced perspective makes it look much larger than it really is.

>>21495457 (OP)
Maybe on a day that I was out all day doing heavy physical labor but I'd probably get rid of the chili and cheese and just top it with some chup, pickles, relish and jalapenos

>>21495457 (OP)
yeh ez

>>21495572
>Americans don’t understand hotdogs
>literally an American invention
I hate eurofags so much

>>21501369
>an American invention
lol
Yeah, and Americans invented sandwiches and coleslaw, too lmao

>>21495457 (OP)
Mother Tucker. I'll eat all that in 5 minutes

>>21501377
>Americans invented sandwiches and coleslaw, too
correct.

>>21501407
lmao

>>21501408
Stupid European doesn't know hamburgers were invented in Hamburg Ohio

>>21495476
Based take. I enjoy an all beef hot dog from time to time but if you find a butcher that can make good fresh pork hotdogs they are infinitely better and scale better with toppings.

>No onions
I wouldn’t even bother

>>21495457 (OP)
I'm not paying $10k for a hot dog, no matter how big it is.

When you say "Eat", does it need to specifically go into my mouth?

>>21495457 (OP)
Yeah, for 10k, easily.

>>21495480
the Jew FEARS the porkdog eater

>>21502326
That's the only way you could eat it, so yes

>>21504533
we both know that's not true

>>21504541
It's very true. You can do other things with the food that don't involve your mouth, but that's not eating.

>>21495480
beef dogs are just bad

>>21495502
Wow no national brands??????
Omg how can I buy something if it isn't a national brand aaaahhh I'm going crazy!!!
Dumb fuck

Do I have to eat it with my mouth or can I cram it?

>>21495480
All the fucking jewscience to make beef look and taste like pork is the reason all beef hot dogs are terrible for you.

>>21504842
You are not very smart.

>>21495582
and gettin our weiners cut off

>>21495502
The euro doesn't know how much pork bratwurst we ear in American. There's a whole section in every super markets of pork brats.

every time i do hot dogs i grill up brats and beef dogs. i like a brat dog with 'kraut and a beef dog with onions and 'sturd

>>21495457 (OP)
Some smug loser in here uppity about hot dogs lmao
Hot dogs are shit. All of them. Kielbasa, bratwurst, bangers, whatever the fuck kind of sausage will always be better than garbage hot dogs.

I love me some hot dogs

>>21495457 (OP)
I don't need an hour

>>21495457 (OP)
>Could you eat all this in an hour for $10k?

If I'm allowed to wear a diaper while eating it, then yes. EZ.

Boiled, pork hotdogs > grilled, beef hotdogs

Simple as.

>>21495457 (OP)
Amerifat here, is that all? We eat that much down and wash it down with a 24 pack of Mountain Dew by lunch.

>>21495457 (OP)
Long answer yes, short answer no

>>21495457 (OP)
Replace the bacon bits? With onions and yes.

>>21495457 (OP)
No. I stopped watching 2 seconds in.

>>21495457 (OP)
I'd probably die afterwards so I wouldn't, this shit is just as disgusting as those Indian street food videos people like to post. Random containers of meat looking bits coming out of nowhere looks like it'll cause some severe stomach issues