I make 6k a month but I suffer from crippling depression so I don't go out. The only food I manage to get are cartons of eggs and loafs of bread walking home from work. If I'm feeling good I'll stock up on butter cheese and ketchup too.

Can I live off of scrambled Eggs on Toast? I'm really scared to go to a new place and try a different food.

>>21501715 (OP)
Make French toast.

Why not just see a therapist?

>>21501715 (OP)
Start growin' n cookin' some fuckin' TATERS
By the GODS i LOVE me some fuckin' TATERS

>>21501717
I'm unfortnutely not American

>>21501720

>>21501719
Under no circumstances am I paying somebody to "tell me more about myself" lol.

why dont europoors refrigerate their eggs

>>21501727
Why not stop being retarded then?

>>21501729
The heat from the migrant cooks the egg

>>21501733
I have done 1 or 2 drugs and alcohol counciling sessions at the request of my mom. It was actually immensely helpful and useful, and the guy himself was an ex addict. I even cried during one of the sessions. He gave me advice, and I feel like I got something out of it. I said "thanks for the help, maybe see you again" and that was that. I don't think going back for regular nitpick sessions is going to benefit anyone except a therapist's wallet.

>>21501715 (OP)
loaves*

>>21501745
Wtf are you talking about man?

>>21501722
He said BBC sperm, which means it's from bongs that paid their loicense fee.

>>21501715 (OP)
I'll repeat what other anon here said about french toast. You can live off scrambled eggs on toast, you will just need to watch your cholesterol as you get to your 40s. But you need vegetables, or else you'll get sick. Maybe consider chopping some up and adding them to the eggs?

>>21501715 (OP)
>6k a month
>eat sparingly
You must have a lot of money saved up! Right?

>6k a month
you can afford to order decent delivery food daily

Bait or mental retardation.
Call it.

>>21501715 (OP)
You need some kind of fresh fruit and veggies worked in at some point. Your body needs variety, start making some easy alternate protiens and carbs as well. Some baked or crockpot chicken is super simple. You can make a baked potato in the microwave in like 5 minutes. Or if you are just gonna stick with eggs, make a scramble with some fresh onions, peppers and fry some cubed taters into a kind of potato o'brien.

>>21501892
It could be retarded bait?

>>21501745
But you're still wallowing in alcoholic misery...

Suffering like this is a choice. Ditch the ego and try to help yourself.

t. 3 years sober

>>21501715 (OP)
order your groceries online and see a therapist

>>21501745
>at the request of my mom
>I even cried during one of the sessions
How the fuck this little faggot makes 72k annually? Jesus I hope you actually have depression and is suffering under it, I wish pain upon you

>>21501715 (OP)
You need a source of vitamin C or you get scurvy. Drink some orange juice or buy some vitamin gummies or those tablets that mix into water. You might need iron as well so a source of that will be useful.

>>21502102
He probably has a skill. I know it sucks to grow up and realize you aren't good at anything, but you'd do yourself a favor to stop wishing pain on strangers and maybe learn how to do something beyond stocking shelves or whatever you do.

>>21501715 (OP)
>Can I live off of scrambled Eggs on Toast?
If you take supplements, maybe, but if you make that much dosh a month just order takeout every once in a while.

ARE YOU A WOMAN?

>>21502144
KWAB

>>21502126
At least my mom took me to nascar. And I still do wish great suffering upon OP, that overpaid wimp needs to feel a great deal of emotional and physical pain for me to be satisfied. He owes me this, and I pray to god his debt to me gets settled one way or another

>>21502188
Wishing evil upon others reflects upon an ugly soul that will not reach the light of heaven.

>>21502188
Why do forever-poors always have this angry infant mentality?

>>21501715 (OP)
>I make 6k a month but I suffer from crippling depression so I don't go out.
Fuck yea, money in da bank!

>>21501715 (OP)
>I make 6k a month
No you don't.
Why tell lies on an anonymous website?

6k a month isn't a lot. OP why not simply make a thread that says "teach me how to cook" instead of this r9k self-immolation nerd retard thread.

just eat multivitamins and protein shakes i guess.
order shit from the internet, do a subscription service so you don't even have to look at it.

Giga autists like you need to be culled.
>Twying new fings is scawwwwy
Grow up fuck head.

>>21502126
He probably works for the family business where he does fuck all except hide under his desk sucking his thumb.

>>21502102
Since when is that an amount to get jealous about? That's borderline poverty in some states.

>>21502370
>Since when is that an amount to get jealous about? That's borderline poverty in some states.
6K a month? we earn that in a week in Europe.

>>21502336
Yeah that's definitely how it works, everyone is just making money because their parents own a business. Retard

>>21502377
Yeah right. Not even doctors make that much anywhere in Europe.

>>21502144
KEK why would she upload this

>>21501745
>It was immensely helpful and that's why I'm not going back.
It actually sounds like you don't want to change and that you find comfort in your isolation. It would actually be more comfortable for you in the long term to be slightly discomforted by going to a therapist. But you do you. Nobody can make you change. And by the way, no, you can't just live on eggs and toast.

>>21501727
They don't tell you more about yourself. They help you tell yourself more about yourself (if they're any good).

>>21501715 (OP)
I make 2K a month and I am pretty ok

>>21501715 (OP)
>I make 6k a month but I suffer from crippling depression
I would also be cripplingly depressed if I only made $6k a month.
>The only food I manage to get are cartons of eggs and loafs of bread walking home from work
>I'm really scared to go to a new place and try a different food
Buy other food from the store you're already going to? Your problem sounds more like crippling autism than crippling depression.

>>21502144
Hahahaha thats fuckin great
>>21502405
I give her credit, at least she is able to be self aware and laugh at herself

>>21501715 (OP)
Id live off of scrambled eggs if they looked like that pic maybe eat an orange once in a while. Depression isnt real btw.

>>21502144
Goddess

>>21502405
Because women being stupid and helpless is attractive

>>21502500
I only mentioned my wage so people know I'm not doing this because I'm broke or something

>>21501715 (OP)
If I only made 6k a month I would suffer from crippling depression too.

>>21502893
You're poor

>>21501715 (OP)
It's not the worst thing you could live off of. Just make sure to take a multi-vitamin to cover the rest of the bases.

>>21501715 (OP)
You need a foot long black cock down your gullet. Pumping your stomach full of BBC sauce. And I think one of these days you're going to get just that after work.

>>21502860
But you are broke

>>21502893
if i made 6k a month id feel like king croesus

>>21502949
Yeah so broke dude! Like barely cant even live man. Whatever helps you cope with having a tiny ass dick

>>21502968
I challenge you to show us your dick. No fake pics. Write today's date on it and take a pic. Then bend over and show it from behind. Let's see if you are confident enough

>>21501715 (OP)
so why can't you go to the grocery store?

>>21502968
My dick is larger than average and I make three times your salary, mad boy.

>>21502986
I challenge you to prove it with a pic. Write 'Rodney' on it and take a pic

>>21502986
what you do with all that money? pay male prostitutes to fuck your mouth i bet. lel gay faggot

>>21501715 (OP)
Have you tried supplementing vitamin d and b12?

>>21502994
Aw sorry man. I would, but this is a blue board and also my camera is broken and all my lights went out and I just drank so much whisky that I can't get an erection right now. You know how it is.
>>21502999
I put all the money in an investment account and wait for the number to get big enough so I can retire before being old. And hire gay prostitutes.

>>21503015
>I make 3 times your salary.
I own 2.3 mill in equity on multiple startups I HELPED found after university. I literally work part time now from home and still make 72k a year, you are definitely broke and I know because wealthy ppl aren't bragging insecurely about their wealth, massive L

You guys going to talk about food and cooking at some point or is this just a make out session?

>>21503049
what's there to talk about? OP can go buy groceries and learn to cook like an adult or he can keep eating eggs and toast.

>one anon so jealous of OP's salary that he wishes death on him
>another anon calling him broke
We really be living in a society.

>>21503061
How about I squat over OPs face and dip my eggs in his mouth?

>>21502306
This. There’s certainly worse diets than eggs and bread plus cheese and butter.

Although are you sure your depression isn’t at least partly from a vitamin deficiency?

>>21501715 (OP)
super based, don't spend any money, king

>>21503008
Could just go outside for walks during the day and get some sun, and eat more meat.

I think I under estimated the severity of autism on this website.

All I eat is eggs and bread. Shits good. I cope up a big thing of peppers and onions too that I freeze.

>>21504377
How do you cope peppers and onions?

>>21501715 (OP)
>I make 6k a month

Doing what?

>>21505481
Eating scrambled eggs

>>21501729
Because they're proud of buying shit stained eggs for some reason

>>21503041
>2.3 mill in equity on startups
So you have $0

>>21505523
Cope

>>21501715 (OP)
Get some pizza and beers, that helps most most people

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>>21501715 (OP)
I lived off Slimefast, bullion cubes, vitamins and water, hot and cold. My weight went from lean 205lbs (rugby hooker) down to 148lbs. My appendix burst on a Friday and I woke up Sunday on a trauma slab. Don't do that. Seek assistance.

>>21502388
nta but nepo hiring is rampant all over the world so what you are even arguing here? that it doesn't happen? lol

>I'm so sad
Have you tried not being a faggot? It isn't that hard. Stop loving your misery and leave it behind.

>>21505540
bird in the hand worth two in the bush, etc

>>21501715 (OP)
If you're capable of buying eggs and bread you can buy other food.

buy some taters and make baked taters

>>21503041
Equity is worth what you can get for it.
Could you, on the free market, liquidate those holdings today? No? Then they're worth $0.00

>t. knower

>>21506725
This nigga got no equity

why do you feel this way, are you in a state of actual mental disorder? we now live in an age where you can basically order almost any food from your phone or laptop. no human interaction needed. this tech wasn't available 20 years ago. at best you would have to pick up a fucking PHONE, call a number, wait, and talk to someone to tell them your order.

>>21506597
You are literally too stupid to argue with, fuck off

If you really are suffering from a crippling depression you wouldn't be able to work or even leave your house.

>>21501837
If it's 6k gross, it's not really that much. Enough to live comfortably for sure. $6k a month cash in hand, now that's folding money.

>>21501715 (OP)
I feel like you'll die from some sort of deprivation eventually but it's not a bad base for foods. Make sure you get fats and vitamins. Also actually see a therapist if you have that kind of income to throw around on eggs and whatever other bullshit you think gives you meaning because you're immediately mid-upper class even if you don't have a partner
>t. lives with therapist