Who says it's too hot for chili? With beans, of course
Dumb wife got red bell peppers instead of green and didn't get jalapenos, so since there won't be any peppers, it'll have way too many onions and too much garlic, out of spite
Rendered bacon fat to get started

80/20, seasoned with cumin, chili powder, cayenne, black pepper and salt. Cooking all of the water out. Yeah, hey, people who think that's grease coming out of your ground beef: it's just water. Let it evaporate and then the meat will start sweating its fat out, dopes.

Sweat onions, add a bunch of dried chilis and let them toast up a bit, then add garlic and cook until aromatic, once the onions are cooked enough.

I like how 4chan posters have essentially become Tumblr attention seekers.

And now we're all caught up. I usually do these threads live but my son was in the kitchen the whole time, so I just took pictures at each step.
Add canned beans with the liquid inside, canned tomatoes with the liquid, some beef stock, some water, and a secret proprietary blend of various acids and spices. Let simmer until it reaches the desired thickness, I'll see where we're at an hour from now.
As you can see, there is already too many onions and too much garlic.

>>21505066
Does tumblr even still exist? Do people still use that?
Also, yeah, this is the food and cooking board, people tend to post pictures of their food and cooking. Newfriends like you don't appreciate cook a long threads, but I'll never stop. You can whine and moan and cry all you want, but when I cook dinner, if I feel like making a thread while I do it, I will. Too bad, so sad.

Getting close but people are getting impatient for dinner, so it might not get as thick as I would normally like it. That's just life when you have a one year old and a fat bitch wife.

Almost done, just needs a garnish

>>21505198
Forgot pic of ungarnished chili

>>21505199
Sour cream, shredded cheese, and cheezits. You don't need any more than this.

>>21505061 (OP)
Not only the cheapest canned beans you could find also the wrong kind of beans. This is not chili.
>>21505063
Why do poor people use the exact same seasoning in everything they make regardless of what they are cooking?

>>21505076
>when I cook dinner, if I feel like making a thread while I do it
Literal attention whoring. If any of you retards knew how to cook it would be a different story but it's always low grade slop made by poverty stricken morons how never learned how to cook properly. You just love getting shit on by people who know how to cook and praised by people who don't make some friends in real life and you won't have to resort to this desperate attempt at compensation.

>>21505203
Did you share some with the rest of the trailer park you inbred piece of shit?

>>21505066
Didn't tumbler die when they banned porn from it? That is when I last heard about it - it was losing all it's users. I guess it still exists technically since it came up with a google. Ain't making a login for that crap though.

>>21505066
You came here to wax intellectual about Mcdonalds? Go fuck and kill yourself.

>>21505368
Look at this jealous little bitch right here. What did you eat? Microwave chicken nuggies? Fucking incel faggot.

>>21505203
Very yummy looking, what did you think of the extra onions and garlic? Personally I prefer mild spicyness chili so yours would be perfect for me

>bell peppers
>beans
Top b8 m8.

Wow, some dude is really mad that I made chili yesterday. Still eating it today, still enough for at least a few bowls tomorrow. If you must know, I own a four bedroom, three bedroom house in the suburbs, with a quarter acre yard, so bleh.
>>21505553
It's one of my better chilis, still wish I had some jalapenos in there. Or at least green bell peppers.

>Who says it's too hot for chili?
Did you ever find out?

>>21507301
he got heatstroke and died

>>21507314
RIP adversary of summer chilli

>>21507301
>>21507314
I'm fine, guys. It's not too hot for chili. Yesterday was pretty hot, though, but today is actually kind of ...
Chilly

>>21505061 (OP)
>beans
>red and green peppers
Bait post

This is the most unappealing chili ive ever seen
Why is it brown...

>A bunch of dried chilis
>Puts in 6 total

did alice stop thread

I saw your thread and made green chili

>>21509369
Mmmmm that spoon's gonna be delicious once it's fully cooked.

>>21509370
I like to add oreos to green chili too

>>21505066
Cookalongs are based. Starting a thread just to post your meal is not.

>>21505066
dumbass

>>21509368
>>21509369
>>21509369
Get your own fucking chili thread, asshole.

>>21507900
>I'm retarded and I can't read
First, green bells belong in chili. Second, there are no bells at all in this chili, because my dumb wife bought red bells like a fucking retard, almost as retarded as you, a grown man who can't fucking read, as this was all already fucking explained in the op, you cocksucking illiterate fuck.

>>21509161
Get your eyes checked, maybe, if you think that color remotely resembles brown, you fucking color blind swine.

>>21509544
>Starting a thread just to post your meal is not.
hey homie if you haven't noticed we are in open conflict with the slopfags.
Any homegrown OC is contributing to the cause.

>>21505061 (OP)
If you dont put beans in your chilli its sauce not chilli
Chilli has beans by definition meat is optional hence names like Chilli con Carne
>Making wife/GF/mother/any woman pick up ingredients
NGMI

>>21509693
>I'm retarded and [...] green bells belong in chili.
Indeed.

>>21505061 (OP)
>Dumb wife got red bell peppers instead of green
That's no way to talk about your Mom, anon.

>>21509721
>marrying someone who is clinically retarded
I will prey for your children

>>21509751
You're a child predator?

>>21509752
yes.

>>21509755
Should probably be "prey on" in that case

>>21509759
Apples and oranges

>>21509763
Ahh. Ha! Yes! Potatoes and carrots!

>>21509764
If you’d prefer

>>21509721
Well, apparently the big controversy itt isn't the beans, it's the fact that I would have put green bells in it if I had any. I thought it would be the beans, quite frankly, I've never had chili with beans that didn't have green bells or jalapenos in it.

>>21505061 (OP)
You should love and be full with your wife instead of making reddit posts on 4chan trying to seem cool about a hobby you halfheartedly practice but pretend is your everything to feel less empty.

>>21509984
I do it for a living. I honestly don't know what everyone is bitching about, this is a pretty standard pot of chili.

>>21509984
>be full with your wife
full of what exactly?