Thread 21505473

What is up my fellow Americans. Today we’re making Lobster Mac and Cheese. I don’t have any Old Bay seasoning so we will be making our own.

I just ground up some cloves in the Immortal Pistol, I’ll see if it works for a bay leaf. Don’t have cayenne so I’m using one from the garden.

>>21505473 (OP)
Oooh I'm getting comfortable OP. I might pop a quick codeine and zone in

>>21505480
You’ve just entered, The Xander Zone.

>>21505473 (OP)
Your spices look old

>>21505488
OLD Bay

>>21505492
Young bay is the new old bay, geriatric. What cheeses are you using?

>>21505494
Current cheese.

Now time to chop some onion, garlic and Lobster.

>>21505501
I'm curious about this lobster. Lobster's been hard to find lately and when it is available it's generally frozen. you must have made a special trip to the lobsterman

>>21505506
It was frozen. It is no longer.

>>21505518
at least it's ready to eat meat. I usually find the tails and have to parboil them and deshell. that's local spiney right? not fancy American lobster?

>>21505495
Fruity cheese for the fruity guy. Makes perfect sense.

>>21505525
That would be “currant” cheese, you illiterate.

Smells like the ocean.

>>21505528
>retarded alien doesn't understand puns
GTBM, faggot.

>>21505538
I’m not from fucking Mars you ignorant asshole. I’m not even from this Galaxy. You know Earth isn’t the centre of the universe right? Dickhead!

Onion and shallot, garlic with the rest of the cayenne, lobster meat, Pasta la vista, Old Bay. Grate some cheese, unchill the milk and get some flour ready then it’s cooking time.

Aged cheddar my lord

Time to fry the onion and lobster and all of that jazz.

>>21505554
>wrong shape
>meme pasta

Dinner absolutely ruined. Disgusting. You have let every single person on /ck/ down.

>>21505581
Only let you down because you’re salty little bitch.

>>21505545
Funny. Your alien mother told me I was the center of her universe. Yeah we boned. Her space coochie is literally out of this world.

>>21505585
>NO U!!!!!!!!!!!

Oddly defensive lil bro. Have fun with your disgusting "pasta".

>>21505535
aaah Sensation™. love that shit

>>21505588
ALIENS DONT HAVE VAGINAS! You wouldn’t even understand how we are created. Pleb.

>>21505574
>wheat pasta as a "healthy" choice
>adds three lbs of cheese to cover up taste and texture of yuckpasta.

Based.

>>21505592
Your alien mother had numerous warm, slick and wet holes she let me use. I just assumed they were all for coitus.

>>21505594
There’s going to be more cheese.

>>21505473 (OP)
>Lobster Mac and Cheese
Whoa very decadent, are you winging the recipe?

>>21505611
We can’t call Angels without wings Angels so we call them friends
~ Jacob Collins

Let that cool a bit before I add the cheese.

I like wheat pasta though

It ain’t easy being cheesy

>>21505603
>I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small, it's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties, where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out "hey look at me! I'm Mr. so and so dick." "I've got such and such for a penis." I never saw it fail to get a laugh.

>>21505628
No one said you didn’t

Now Parmesan and the rest of the Old Bay mixed with breadcrumbs. Then George Foreman will steam us some broccoli.

>>21505634
this is coming along nicely

Wowee

I predict this meal is going to be a knockout

>>21505640
Looks like absolute shit because of that disgusting pasta.

>>21505630
Stay mad kid

>>21505630
They are laughing at him. Not with him.

>>21505654
Don’t care, didn’t ask and you’re gay.

>>21505654
I care, I asked, you are straight. Thanks for the input!

>>21505629
Looks gritty.

Let that puppy cool while the Brock Ollie cooks.

>>21505675
hoho I look forehead to seeing it dug in

>>21505678
Kek

>>21505675
looking at this makes me hate everybody on the planet a little bit more.

Wala

>>21505535
that's not lobster ffs.

>>21505692
Yep. Bro got scammed.

That is excellent.

>>21505681
It looks like he took a shit in a casserole dish and all his ass worms spilled out on top because they got fed up eating all the slop he shovels down his gullet and then he threw it in the oven because he got hungry again, but burnt it. Now he's digging in ahain for his second meal with extra wormy protein.

>>21505692
What are you, a marine binocular?

One last trip to Flavortown

>>21505696
perfect. I'm so curious about the flavour

>>21505681
>>21505697
the fuck is wrong with you guys? where's your fucking cooking thread? geez louise! and the POTTY MOUTH

>>21505712
Imagine all the ingredients I put in combined to make what I made and that’s pretty much how it tastes.

>>21505716
I am not the one who produced twice shat thrice baked doodoo with an extra serving of worms on top. Visually the food is remarkably unappealing and he did in fact burn his casserole a little bit for some unknown reason.

I already posted all sorts of delicious things I have cooked in his last food gore thread. His buttbuddy told me to prove I could cook and went silent immediately after I asked him to post some food he has cooked. Kek.

>>21505709
Can you at least admit that it looks like absolute shit?

Based and Lobster pilled.

>>21505754
My doctor told me I can only eat whole pasta from now on and they are making fun of me for it. :(

>>21505773
Wholemeal pasta is fine. Pasta is fuckin average to begin with. It’s just filler, so who cares if it’s wholemeal?
I like wholemeal couscous too.

>>21505791
I loved a good bronze die extruded pasta, but now all I get to eat is shit colored pasta. The taste and texture is all wrong. :(

>>21505793
Boo fuckin hoo. You want me to play you a song on the magdolin?

>>21505728
POTTY MOUTH

>>21505810
Go to bed mom.

>>21505820
Eh, not until I get through this bottle of wine. I'll come back when I drink myself to potty mouthness and tell you to go suck an egg!

>>21505827
I-I’ll s-suck your eggs

>>21505835
:3c

>>21505867
3c? Threesome?

>>21505629
Add flour you incompetent nigger

>>21505995
Are you retarded? >>21505618

>>21505995
again with the POTTY MOUTH >:|

>I don’t have any Old Bay seasoning
stopped reading there

>>21506026
but agnon he made it from scratch instead. this the fucking cooking board you potty mouth

>>21506027
not the same dipshit

>>21506037
Of course not, I know that. I just didn't appreciate the potty mouth is all.

>>21505535
That's SURIMI.

Fucking disgusting. Made from the fish not good enough for fish sticks or filet o' fish sandwiches. The 'pink slime' of the seafood world. Even worse than hot dogs.
You obviously don't care as you buy it. You eat California rolls and "seafood salad" too?
That stuff is dyed and shaped. It is not naturally that color at all. The 'grain' of the muscle fibers are all fabricated. I'd rather eat lab-grown meats than "food" which has undergone what Krab meat has.

>>21506053
This. legit worse than that dark gray paste they make chicken mcnuggets out of

>>21505574
Dude, you have to stop calling that shit 'lobster'. That's fucking revolting. What country do you live in?

>>21505522
Not lobster at all, in any way, shape, or form. OP has been careful to obscure the labelling. It's just fake crabmeat. Reminds me of that old Simpsons gag: "Where did you get the lemons for that lemonade??"
"This is Country Time Lemonade, there's never been anything close to a real lemon in it."

>>21505535
>>21506073
Based noticer.

>>21506073
>>21506076
We all knew that anon, no biggie, it is what it is >>21505591

>>21505689
It's like you exhumed and slapped both my grandmas, but it's a bowl of food.

do burgers really?

>>21506076
>>21506073
I knew it wasn't lobster from the first post. He always buys the cheapest garbage from the store and then turns it into hyperslop.

>>21506164
>do burgers really do [insert awesome thing]
Yeah we do

>>21506164
The only thing he has in common with burgers is his insatiable appetite for gigaslop and severe obesity. The guy is a shipwrecked Australian living in kiwistan.

I'm from Southern Europe and I've never had Mac N Cheese.

>>21505675
Saved for food gore threads. You've really outdone yourself this time.

>>21506066
America.

It’s been a regular old seafood extravaganza up in here

>>21507248
Based anchovie enjoyer

>>21507248
A shit sandwich for third lunch.

Kek

>>21505535
That’s not lobster you cheap fuck

>>21507326
OP has never purchased any meat of good quality. It is always bottom of the barrel trash tier. He can't even procure quality lamb and he lives on the fucking lamb island of new zealand.

>>21507326
It clearly is.

>>21505689
>>21505696
>>21505709
gg. tasty stuff

>>21505522
ayyy this guy's eating bugs

We are blessed to be eating lobster again. This time lobster eggs.

Delicious

>>21508754
>>21508723
That is not lobster.

Name a better combo than lobster, garlic and butter. I’ll wait…

>>21508760
Lobsterlet

Wow, what a treat.

>>21505689
Not the most aesthetic dish, but I imagine it tastes pretty damn good

OP was only kind of a faggot today.

>>21508812
OP is always a faggot.

That lobster must have cost a pretty penny. Living like a King OP.

>>21508785
YUCK! Fake lobster is so disgusting.

>>21509132
It’s not fake.

A delicious lobster snack

>>21508767
Actual lobster.
Why don't you buy some cheap rockshrimp or tilapia or something?
Get some clearance seafood half price?
ANYTHING would be preferable to that chewy pink-dyed imitation shit.
It's really quite gross what they do to that. If you live in America you have access to real seafood. That shit is for desperate Japanese people.
Eat your fish mash playdoh. But ask yourself why.
Liking Spam makes more sense.

>>21509342
This.

>>21509271
It has some lobster maybe, depending on how shitty a product you buy. But it's highly processed with anything they find in the nets and flour and soy and more.
Must be very cheap. Cheaper than any real seafood.

>>21509350
He has never been able to purchase quality meats. I would not be suprised if it is less than 1% real lobster. Bet money he won't show the packaging also.

>>21509350
Lol, keeps in the fridge for 60 days after opening. WTF?
No food should last so long. That's unnatural and concerning a lifespan for "seafood".
I'm sure the way OP loves it it doesn't last so long.

>>21509355
He ate 3lbs of fake lobster in the span of 24 hours.

B A S E D
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>>21505675
This looks incredibly disgusting.

>>21509474
Looks like a meal fit for a king.

>>21509479
Yeah the king of sloppa shit. Whole wheat pasta or whatever the hell you used is fucking disgusting.

>>21505554
>Penne
>wheat pasta
I could tolerate the surimi, but I'm not even going to look at the rest of your posts after seeing this. The buck stops here, asshole.

Lobsterlets seethe at the lobster King.

>>21509633
I bet he’s big, strong and handsome just like this king.

>>21509729
>>21509633
Coping samefag op. You cooked a sloppa fake lobster shit, and you're too full of it to even admit you cooked up a pile of shit and called it dinner.

Real lobstergods own up to their mistakes. Now prostrate yourself before your superior, shrimp.

>21509753
Hey dumb retard understand that not everybody has to resort to samefag his shitty posts to get (You)'s.
Try and make better quality posts and you'll get replies you sad lobsterlet sack of shit.

^absolutely bootie blasted.

LMAO!

>>21509756
He’s just some eternally seething kid.

>>21510443
Cope. I am not seething. I am having fun being the fat australian's biggest critic. He made an incredibly disgusting and visually unappealing dish of sloppashit. Significantly worse than his usual sloppashit.
No matter how much you cope and suck off your obese boyfriend that fact will not change. Stay booty blasted.

>>21510443
that makes sense probably can't even cook let alone lobster seething is all he's got

>>21510793
I posted pictures of atuff I've cooked that btfo OP so badly after some fanboy said I couldn't cook. When I asked him to post pics of stuff he has cooked I never got a response. LMAO.

>>21510793
>>21510443
Post pictures of something good you have cooked and Ill do the same, but you have to go first.

It is trivial to produce something better than OP's pile of burnt shit slop.

>>21510793
Such is life of the lobsterlets. The seethe is eternal as you can see.

>>21505675
Most disgusting food on /ck/. Your seething cooklet fanboys would gobble it up like they gobble up other things...

They won't even post a picture of something good they have made!(they suck at cooking) The entertainment never ends.

I see that TRANS ocean krab OP.

OP confirmed for transvestite. Enjoy eating pollock.

>>21510565
>>21510921
Calm down kid. You’re too young to be eternally butthurt.

>>21510793
>>21510957
Based Lobster Chads.

>>21511003
The cooklet samefags are out in full force sucking off the obese australian and gobbling up the shitslop he ladles directly into their mouth. Big big cringe. Highly entertaining, but also majorly cringe.

>>21511120
I really should call my niece.

>>21511120
Oh look, raw beef and lettuce. Marcus Pear Whyte ova hea.

I found this berry in my garden

>>21511460
>berry
That's a cherry buddy.

I don't reply to ck threads. This may very well be the first time I have ever done so. How on earth did you take a good idea and make it look like that!?

>>21511846
Cherries are berries.

>>21512809
Breadcrumbs filter the American.

>>21511147
Absolute pleb. LOL. Thats perfectly cooked smoked tritip.
You never fail to dissapoint. No wonder you defend the fattie with all you've got you are worse than he is!

>>21505473 (OP)
Monthly Mold Report
The mold colony size has increased by 31%, month-over-month, from our last reading. All other inputs nominal.

>>21511147
That loser has to leech of other anons thread. His only way of getting attention. Can't even afford lobster. Sad.

>>21512855
I’ve told you time and time again he has muddy feet from playing outside.

>>21512871
shut the fuck up you obese faggot
:)!

>>21512854
Your mom smoked my tip

>>21512875
Cop harder, cooklet.

>>21512868
The fat australian's food is disgusting slopshit. Unfortunately the only good looking food was the steak I posted. You SUCK at cooking and you are my bitch.

@21512901
Stay mad chud

>>21513106
Post some food you have cooked, my little bitch.

*seethes internally*

Only reason not to post a dish you have made is because you are scared, or you suck at cooking. Always entertaining to witness my little bitch squirm. On command too! :)

>>21513162
>Always entertaining to witness my little bitch squirm. On command too! :)
nobody says this with a smile on their face. These are the words of gnashing teeth.

>>21513178
Bro is obsessed with OP. I think he secretly loves him.

>>21513178
Cope harder kid. It is hilarious how scared you are to post anything you have cooked.

>>21505554
Is that pasta from Africa? Whys it so fucking dark?

>>21513591
it's american with basque heritage

>>21513591
It’s wholemeal pasta.