Which is best, Spicy Ranch or Creamy Jalapeno?

>>21508690 (OP)
Last time I got a quesadilla at Taco Bell the chicken had a gigantic piece of gristle in it and I don't think I'll ever be able to eat one of those ever again
That shit gives me some sort of culinary PTSD or something

>>21508786
Have you tried not being a faggot? Just spit it out. It's not like it tastes bad or anything, just feels gross for a second and then you move on.

>>21508786
I stopped eating canned tuna for the same reason. Bit into a big chunk of scale in my tuna sandwich.

>>21508786
that's how you know it's real chicken, they just got to the bottom of the bag though. same thing when you get a bacon pizza and it's all fatty bits, they're running low and not swapping to a new bag

>>21508860
True

spicy ranch

>>21508690 (OP)
Chipotle sauce is better than either of those

>>21508690 (OP)
The Baja sauce mogged spicy ranch. You would know this if you weren’t a broccoli haired zoomer.

>>21508860
“Real.” It might be made from actual chickens but it’s highly processed, preservative laden, gmo grain fed, factory farm raised, mechanically separated chicken. So you might as well be eating soy or bugs.

>>21508690 (OP)
the baja sauce was the best but now it's "spicy ranch" and it isn't the same. I really liked that fucking hot honey diablo though, wish it were permanent.

>>21512094
exactly right. My sister and I used to get cheesy gordita crunches all the time with extra baja sauce.

>>21512094
I know retard, it hasn't existed for like 15 years so who cares, you can't eat it anymore

>>21508690 (OP)
Guys every time I eat at Taco Bell I get the runs and I get very thirsty. Why does this happen

>>21512094
flexing the sauce you used to eat at taco bell gotta be the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen today

>>21513434
Weak stomach and immune system.

Lava sauce will always be King, but does anyone remember the green sauce that was introduced at the same time as the volcano stuff? I worked at TB at the time, which would have been '05-'06, but I forget what it was called and can't find it through Google. It's not avocado ranch. This sauce was lime green in color and only around for a short time. It was mostly used for chicken burritos. Can't even find it on the TB wiki.

>>21514192
I'm pretty sure they just called it green sauce, my sister would only ever order those chicken burritos with extra green sauce and hasn't been to tb since.

>>21514241
>she hasn't been to tb since

Are you sure?

>>21514744
At least not when we lived in the same household. But she's a picky eater so I wouldn't be surprised if she still never went back.

>>21508690 (OP)
costco street taco sauce is amazing, and they have something similar at Pollo Tropical for the chop chop

The original Hot Mustard at McDonalds is one of my favorites. I could dip a WaWa pretzel in it.