Why does bong chocolate mog American chocolate so bad? Cadbury is so superior to Hershy they might as well be two completely different products.

>>21508857 (OP)
Hershey isn't the only American chocolate, there are better brands. Cadbury uses cheaper plant fats in its chocolate bars too.

cadbury is shit nowadays

because american one adds barf

>>21508857 (OP)
Hersheys being bad is overrated, but yeah its not amazing, it's the most popular mass produced mass advertized product, so generally as with anything, that means its kinda mediocre and cuts corners to be affordable and make fatcats rich enough to have a monopoly

there are many better brands of american chocolate, but "chocolate culture" is different in the US than it is in Europe. Europeans, really love chocolate, it's like a drug to them adults sit around sucking on a piece of chocolate going "mmm, mmmmmf, o yess" while in the US, it's merely considered a candy, junk food, mostly for kids who crave sugar etc, so it's allowed to be mid and still very successful because it just isn't nearly as important, you're gonna find a lot of American "gourmands" who are super into making cheese, cuts of steak, etc, but not so much chocolate, as it's viewed simply as candy for the most part

>>21508857 (OP)
We prefer the subtle notes of vomit in our chocolate because it makes our jewish masters happy by increasing their profit margin. Does your chocolate do that? I don't think so.

>>21508985
holy run on

Blocks you’re path.

>>21509063
But that's wrong. Kikes are shit and need to be gassed, but you're either lying or just talking retarded ignorant nonsense. Kikes have nothing to do with why Hershey's chocolate uses butyric acid.
So wtf dipshit? Why would you say such blatantly false things?

>>21509079
>Why would you say such blatantly false things?
You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>21509081
There's a first time for everything.

You live close to Latinoamerica, Is real chocolate that expensive?

>>21508857 (OP)
America has like a dozen sources of chocolate and that includes Cadbury and shit. Not to mention cities have actual nice chocolateers that make EXPENSIVE as fuck stuff - but it's good. This is on top of schools selling candy and chocolate for fund raisers, and of course the infamous Girl Scout cookies.

So it's not that our chocolate is bad, it's that we have literally ALL the choice and you eurofags think we don't for some reason. Maybe it's advertising. Anyway, I can go down to the walmart and see like 6 major brands of chocolate, and there is even more online.

Don't get me started on drinking chocolate. We've got cheap shit, mexican shit, european shit... just all sorts.

They always try to dunk on hersheys but know better than to keep reeses name out their bitch ass mouths
And guess what chocolate that uses?

>>21508857 (OP)
uk cadburry got worse apparently and I don't know if the Australian recipe changed.
>>21509077
checked

>>21508857 (OP)
>doesn't know any chocolate except stuff sold at gas stations
Maybe because you're a fucktard.

>>21508985
Jew boy here has never left his own town and has no passport, yet he proceeds to tell us about how Europe is, because like most Americans, he is obsessed with them.

>>21508915
This. Cadbury is Milka-tier these days. Still better than Hershey's but they used to be way better.

>>21509532
Peanut butter neutralizes the butric acid.

>>21508875
>Hershey isn't the only American chocolate, there are better brands
No there aren't retard. Yank chocolate is shit and you should kill yourself

>>21509407
>>>21508857 (OP)
>Not to mention cities have actual nice chocolateers that make EXPENSIVE as fuck stuff - but it's good.
I drink with Christopher Elbow from time to time and this british poof buying discount cadbury and kinder bars at Tesco thinks he knows dick about chocolate.

Eating chocolate past the age of 12 is fucking cringe
No wonder eur*pe is so cuckolded, their """men""" are acting like little toddlers wanting there sweeties

>>21509887
>"how come yuros have a little chocolate with their coffee instead of chainslop burgers and tacos?"
This is why you can't lose weight, amerilard

>>21509942
>I'm skinny because I'm healthy, not because netting 10% of my paycheck after paying for poor people's healthcare leaves me enough for a TV loisence or food, not both.

Only americans would voluntarily eat vomit chocolate and when they removed vomit they protested to bring it back.
True story btw.

>>21509887
whats making you so bitter anon? you sound like a pretty unhappy person

>>21509887
>No wonder eur*pe is so cuckolded, their """men""" are acting like little toddlers wanting there sweeties
When Americans post threads about their favorite color of candy? >>21507234

>>21510102
Don't forget this thread, Amer'cans not acting like toddlers at all >>21508232

so far the only american chocolate brand mentioned is hersheys btw

>>21509691
Brother, we're in the thread of euros obsessing over how epic europe chocolate is over American chocolate. Euros having the US rent free in their head is a universal constant whether you like it or not.
Though I do pay attention to them when their rights are being stolen in the name of saving children while rape gangs roam undeterred, crazy stuff!

>>21510414
Shut the fuck up you microdick butterball retard

>>21510112
I mentioned Xocolatl, but it's high end stuff.

>>21510414
Thread about about chocolate but Pedro goes on a rant about Euros. Interesting.

>>21508857 (OP)
Non-American chocolate tastes bland to me.
American chocolate is unironically for refined for palates.

>>21509532
Reeses chocolate is shit tier but the sweets are overall great because of the filling

>>21511078
doesnt taste enough like puke

>>21508915
Cadbury used to taste like fancy chocolate, bottom tire fancy chocolate but still it was on another level
They sold the company and the new owners tried to make the money back quickly by using a cheaper recipe

>>21509776
He's right. Hershey is considered low tier in the states and there are plenty of regional and local chocolates that are Euro level.

Pic related is a chocolate maker name Boehms just east of Seattle before you get into the Cascade mountains. Their kulgens are my favorite but their Mt Rainier (rocky road with white chocolate tips) and Peanut Brittle are nice too.

>>21508857 (OP)
Easy, during the depression and WW2 sweets consumption was extremely restricted but the quality if their product was unadulterated. In the US we took a different route we started substituting ingredients. An entire generation grew up eating that chocolate and the flavor became the standard and its not just a phenomena related to chocolate. One thing you'll notice is that the US is gradually rediscovering its roots. Just look at how much better beer has gotten in the states. Same will happen with (mass produced) chocolate

>>21509691
I notice you didn't actually refute anything he said.

>>21511179
Cheese also is called “puke” tasting by unrefined tastelet children. I like the same kind of sharpness that american milk chocolate has.

>>21511426
>Cheese also is called “puke” tasting by unrefined tastelet children
No it isn't

>>21511447
Oh yes it is. There are quite many adults that dislike cheese because of its milk fermented “vomit” taste but these people are rightly condemned as retarded. If people didn’t eat cheese growing up it would likely be more common. Foreign tards can’t comprehend that maybe they cant get an acquired taste which Americans have.

>>21511487
Wow
layer upon layer of crybaby cope.

>>21511535
I accept your concession.

>>21511186
>They sold the company and the new owners tried to make the money back quickly by using a cheaper recipe
this, they sold it to kraft who americanised the recipe and therefore ruined it

>>21509703
Is Milka supposed to be bad? Im a bong and it's one of my favourites

>>21511762
>Is Milka supposed to be bad? Im a bong and it's one of my favourites
Where do you buy this brand of chocolate in the UK?

>>21508915
yeah it has a nasty taste now. used to be much smoother

>>21508857 (OP)
Bonh chocolate fucking sucks
>t. Continental
I'll give Terry's chocolate oranges a pass, those are aight

>>21509703
milka is godlike tho

>>21511833
>t. Continental
Thinks anybody from Europe would say that.

Better try harder next time Cletus.

>>21511833
I like pic related

>>21511833
Howdy, folx!

People shit on British food but they had the most developed mass-market confectionary industry by far, into the 20th century at least. If you go into a British shop, a small shop, you will have the choice of maybe 20 different chocolate bars at least. It's because Britain was the #1 importer of sugar in the world, up until the 20th century. You even get stories of 16th century people in England with teeth rotten from sugar

>>21511859
it's not so much the sugar it's they just don't brush

>>21508857 (OP)
that isn't dark enough
if it's not at least 80% it's goyslop

>>21511872
https://www.ucl.ac.uk/medical-sciences/news/2015/dec/us-vs-uk-who-has-better-teeth

Actually it's Yanks with disgusting teeth.

>>21508857 (OP)
This scares me. If Cadbury is considered a lot better than Hershy then how bad must it be? How low can you go? Cadbury is shit-tier these days. It isn't even chocolate. It's confectionery.

The reason 'chocolate' is shit is because they try to put as much crap into it that isn't cocoa. Sugar, vegetable fats and flavourings. Cocoa is expensive so they try to bulk it out.

>>21511902
true, the lead and cadmium really make it pop.

>>21511809
Poundland, poundstretcher, some cornershops.

>>21511762
>>21511840
Milka isn't bad but it's nothing special.

>>21508857 (OP)
Both are shit tier

>america america america america america america america america america

>>21508927
Unironically true

>>21509407
>We have many brands of inferior chocolate
Lol

>>21509532
Reese's pieces are crap

>>21511903
>Actually it's Yanks with disgusting teeth.
Ah, but they like having fancy veneers put over the mess. And that's true for their teeth too.

>gibbity goo galay fuck you amerifat lmao
>:/
>calm down MUTT its just BANTZ you FUCKING FAT GOLEM TROON MUTT
>oh hahaha like how your mouths look like medieval cemetaries and your food is so lame your national dish is chicken curry? lol
>*ANGRY WALL OF BING BONG BABY BABBLE IS BEING JELLIED...*
arent you supposed to be banned from big boy websites yet

>>21512743
Go brush your teeth fatty

>>21508857 (OP)
brazilian chocolate is better than both

lol
as usual the tarmouths infest every chocolate thread like mold eaters cheese threads

>The mean number of missing teeth was significantly higher in the US (7.31 (standard error 0.15)) than in England (6.97 (0.09)), while oral impacts were higher in England.

>For example, it is possible that national differences in wisdom teeth extraction might partially explain our findings on missing teeth.

>In England, routine removal of asymptomatic wisdom teeth is no longer standard practice.
lol. lmao even. i had lasagna for lunch it was good.

>>21508857 (OP)
both shit

>>21508915
>>21509703
>>21511186
>>21511810
Galaxy tastes like how I remember Cadbury

>>21508857 (OP)
Doesn't American chocolate have a preserving agent similar to vomit?

>>21512841
Some brands, notably Hershey's, use a cost-cutting measure that creates butyric acid in the milk. Most of us grow up on brands that use this process so we don't taste it as strongly. It registers as the baseline taste and "premium brands" and Euro chocolate tastes milkier/creamier.

>>21512841
Yeah it's tailored to their refined palate.

>>21512841
no that's a conspiracy theory peddled by big european chocolate to discredit hershey's

Hershey's chocolate is more complex flavour wise

>>21511577
>generic npc response

>>21511843
Did you scan your face to type out that comment? I don't think this website is considered child-friendly by His Majesty's government

>>21513024
>thinks every anon is from bongland
obsessed much?

>>21509776
>let me tell you about your country

>>21510442
>>21511075
absolutely malding after getting called out lol

>>21512747
>t.

>>21512841
Hershey's has butyric acid, which is a chemical found in vomit but also found in common foods like butter. The barf chocolate meme is desperate euroshart cope

>>21513396
It's also in parmesan, which is why it smells like that.

>>21513407
I don't like my chocolate to taste of parmesan but it appears americans do.

>>21513396
Yeah and if you never had the chocolate and only puked before it tastes like puke. That’s a different perspective my little amerishart

>>21513396
>our chocolate tastes like vomit
>buhbuh-but it's a eurotrash meme!! it's a MEME our chocolate tastes like vomit

>>21513536
>>21513537
Better stop eating butter, dumb euroturds

>>21513542
I'm sorry your butter tastes like vomit, ours tastes like butter.

I grew up in Bongland and the chocolate is too sweet for my liking desu. The American stuff I like better because it's not disgustingly sweetened.

>>21513601
I grew up in America and the chocolate is too putrid for my liking.
The British stuff I like better because it tastes of real chocolate.

>>21513599
>euroturd can't read
Not surprising

>>21508857 (OP)
Because American made chocolate tastes like fucking puke. I know mutts get mad when you point it out, but who gives a shit what puke eaters think.

>>21508857 (OP)
>Why is Mutt chocolate so disgusting? You really don’t want to know
>It tastes like sawdust that’s been drowned in sugar and soaked with baby vomit

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jan/04/why-is-american-chocolate-so-disgusting-you-really-dont-want-to-know

>Arwa Mahdawi is a Guardian columnist and the author of Strong Female Lead

>>21509660
the poor people shit at aldi mogs australian cadbury

all chocolate tastes like shit

>>21513785
gotta check that

>>21508857 (OP)
Americans are unironically addicted to the flavor of vomit.

>>21508857 (OP)
I am planning to buy American made snacks from Amazon since they are not available in my third world country. Suggestions?

>>21511762
It's creamy but way too sweet
I like their more premium bars, it's funny how they are never truly solid like you can run it between your fingers and sort of knead it

>>21511847
>Get a box of after eights
>Check the clock
>Only 6 pm
Damn it

>>21508857 (OP)
American chocolate, like all things American, will always be superior to anything else in the world

>>21508857 (OP)
Cadbury mid prefer Ghirardelli, cue cope on how catturdy is different in the US or was better in the past I can only judge the product the brand puts on the shelves

>>21514332
This is the cooking board.Either stick to the fast food, hormones and seed oil threads, or explain yourself. Nobody here knows what you're on about.

>>21510020
>TV loisence
as per the mutt cannot distinguish between the uk and europe, sad state of affairs