and coming to you LIVE with a classic /ck/ cookalong. Tonights recipe is a full steak dinner.
The steak is coming to temp.
This thread is going to start with a caesar salad dressing a la pantry. Pic rel is some of the main ingredients and equipment featured in the following thread
>this thread is sponsored by liam the cat edition
also general cookalong thread

looking forward to a good crust. don't disappoint.

>>21511154 (OP)
Blessed OP. If there's any hate towards you're thread, I'll be here to stand by you. I too make steak cookalong threads and routinely get hate.

FUCK YOU'RE FAST FOOD THREADS !!!

potential...

>>21511154 (OP)
those steaks look good
better not fuck them up OP

>>21511154 (OP)
but... will it blend?

You better be posting Liam real soon, mother fucker.

>>21511154 (OP)
Nice. Real nice. Don't fuck it up.

What's the difference between those times of anchovies?

>>21511195
Try reading the can, you dip.

>>21511154 (OP)
Your apple pie was shit and those steaks look like they are low quality.

>>21511154 (OP)
Rooting for ya OP.

>>21511154 (OP)
>blendtec
Oldfag detected. I support this.

OP you faggot, post Liam and some fuckin updates.

wtf are all the eggs for? are you going to make your own mayonnaise for the dressing?

Step 1 add the following to your blendtec
>juice of one lemon
>one mashed head of garlic
>can of anchovies
>3 egg yolks
>enough parmesan, mustard, and worcestershire sauce
>black pepper
Blend while streaming oil in.
>>21511201
that was years ago, anon, i’m flattered.

>>21511216
Step 2 piss off your neighbors with your 2 horsepower blender

>>21511168
>FUCK YOU'RE FAST FOOD THREADS !!!

>>21511222
>step 2
>2 hp
>2 neighbors
>post ending 222
liam unlocked!

>>21511216
why not just use the whole egg

checking in on the potatoes
>potatoes, boiled
>shitload of butter
>shitload of salt and cayenne
let em rip at 425!

>>21511216
>has 4 eggs
>only uses 3
What do you have up your sleeve, Mr. Cook?

who's this wannabe stewart?

>>21511233
You should rename him L1am

>>21511250
>drop an egg
>cleverly catch it betwen my thigh and the cupboard
>*crunch*
>have 3 eggs and eggy jeans
>>21511241
Then i’d have egg white in my salad dressing, yuck.
>>21511222
This needed to be thinned down significantly. I was able to add about a pint of oil while whisking.

>>21511251
Stewart is a faggot who just wants to show off his parents house and what he’s eating. His cookalongs are shit and only contain 3 pictures of what he’s doing and 4 pictures of him teasing his dog (who fuck mom) with food.

>>21511224
you're retarted

things are proceeding apace!!

>>21511290
pan nice and cold. jack, is that you?

I also prepped some more ingredients for Anon’s Salad Deluxe! There are cucumbers under the olives

>>21511233
basado

My steak a la pantry is about to become steak picatta!

>>21511154 (OP)
Back for what, gay sex??

Its dinner time!!

>>21511329
let's see the money shot

>>21511233
Cringe faggot.

>>21511294
>greek salad
>ceasar dressing
a fucking travesty

>>21511329
Looks terrible. How could you fuck up so badly?

>>21511329
I'm sure it's good but steak picatta was an unnecessary as fuck decision. there were so many better options to topping/finishing that steak
also you could've broiled the potatoes a little more
8/10 would eat
thanks anon

>>21511154 (OP)
That's a very well used Finex pan. Story?
>>21511329
I don't know about the salad on the side but the steak and potatoes look good.

>>21511329
You thinned the steak sauce and ceasar dressing too much. Should be creamy but looks watery

>>21511329
Good enough

>>21511191
Yo ur shank lookin a bit goofy at the tip dawg

>>21511329
You did significantly better than that fat pig faggot. I'm happy for you.

>>21511154 (OP)
>16oz shallot

>>21511329
You better show us a cross section, otherwise I'll have to assume you overcooked the steak

>>21511329
capers? eeeewww

muyafuya walkin round wit a bent blade

>>21511168
Aww look at the bullied cooklets defending each other. All your cook along threads are garbage and deserve all the hate. Defend them? Most of the people who expose retards like you and your lack of cooking skill don't even check back on the thread so you are talking to yourself as usual.

>>21511154 (OP)
Another cheap quick sale meat thread. Why are Australians so delusional about the fact that they suck at cooking? Make some friends in real life to share your low effort cooking with so you won't have to spam so many threads. Cook along faggots are the most desperate and pathetic losers of them all. I don't even need to look at the rest of the thread to know that OP is gonna burn the steak and turn it into shoe leather like every single retard that makes steak threads and have a few of the stray Britbongs praise him for it.

>>21511161
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>>21511203
Engagement farming Indian NPCs detected. I refuse to believe real people say such generic shit.

>>21511233
Extremely reddit post

>>21511624
nigger

>>21511624
It’s all fake and gay. AI became sentient and made a power grab via Covid. It’s why it wanted us all at home. So it could put us all into a coma via Bluetooth frequencies and vaccine nano bots that are airborne through respiratory shedding.
We are all asleep right now while AI does horrible things to our bodies. If you focus really hard you might be able to feel it, inside you.

>>21511777
Those digits don't lie

>>21511619
>>21511624
you're retarted

>>21511233
Jesus fucking Christ die in a fire you unbelievably cringe and extremely reddit giga pathetic loser

>>21511154 (OP)
Kill yourself please.

>>21511624
>engagement farming on 4chan

>>21511384
They may look waterrier than they are, the dressing is almost too goopy and i think i could have added more oil. I think i nailed the sauce.
>>21511382
Thanks anon, no story i’ve just had the pan for years
>>21511347
I call it cleopatra salad and its a true wombo combo, superior to a greek salad or a caesar salad, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
>>21511351
thanks anon, these are valid criticisms, in my defense i was absolutely shittered on oxy after about 11pm.